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Clips from Veep - Storms and Pancakes (S04E04)

"Might need to narrow that down a little."
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"I know."
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"I think it was about 12 years ago."
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"Sure, I... yeah."
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"We used to hang out a lot during my first term."
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"Oh."
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"- Ah. Yeah, right. - Right."
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"- We shared that cab. - We shared a cab."
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"- Right. - The night of the green shoes."
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"Oh, look at you,"
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"They gave you blisters."
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"Or..."
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"No, it wasn't corns."
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"Not co... I don't get corns."
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"the cold got to us and then you decided..."
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"without the phones and screens pestering me."
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"You okay, ma'am? You look a little flushed."
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"I mentioned the moment in the car."
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"- I'm so humiliated. - Okay, I understand. I understand."
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"- No, you don't. - Yes, I do."
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"No, you don't, Gary. You're a guy, okay?"
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"That's right, I am a guy. And Tom's a guy."
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"You want me to talk to him like guy on guy?"
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"No!"
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"You have to stop doing things for me all the time, all right?"
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"Which reminds me, by the way,"
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"I'm going commando at tomorrow's pancake brunch."
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"- What? No underwear? - What?"
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"No. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that'll win me the election."
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"That's right, Jamie. Dan Egan is back."
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"Like denim and measles."
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"How do you keep that white wine so cold looking that hot?"
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"Uh..."
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"Everybody."
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"I can finally officially say"
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"that Dan Egan has the all-clear."
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"Isn't it great? Sliders are good, too."
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"- Oh, I didn't see them. - Oh, so listen, I invited Nicola Mortlock."
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"- Didn't you move in with her once? - For like a month."
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"She didn't like my untidiness or my other girlfriends."
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"Amy, I thought you might be in a straightjacket drooling on meds."
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"I guess Mike McLintock was wrong."
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"Yeah, is he ever right?"
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"Amy. Jesus, what the fuck?"
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"All right, jeez. Look, the best way to get revenge on these people"
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"is to use them to make a shitload of money, all right?"
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"- Mark Twain said that. - No, I hate DC"
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"and then you are left with nothing"
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"but the night sweats and flashbacks."
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"Find a way to just sort of release it."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Amy, stop it!"
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"- Stop screaming. - That feels really good."
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"I don't care."
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"- I swear, I... - You need to stop speaking."
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"- Maybe you don't yell out like that. - Mm-hmm. Yes."
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"- Makes people nervous. - Yes, sir."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"For this and for your broader service."
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"Go to a spa, take a Pilates class."
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"Go to a fucking church, find someone there"
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"that has some Valium and take four of them."
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"- Ruth Forrester. - Pleasure. Jonah Ryan."
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"This is my personal assistant Richard Splett."
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"- Splett? - Splett."
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"- Uh, Splett. - Please have a seat."
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"with regard to a Mr. Theodore Sykes."
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"We're bringing a class action against him"
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"and we'd like you to testify."
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"We've all been the victims"
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"of Teddy's inappropriate sexual behavior."
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"Am I the only man that he..."
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"- As far as we know. - Okay, all right."
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"because what happened between Teddy and I"
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"was not consensual, obviously."
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"There was the ball... The cupping..."
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"The grabbing or the... The clutching."
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"Oh, I understand there's no shame"
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"because it was locker room tomfoolery and nothing more."
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"You're saying you weren't assaulted?"
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"Sir, you don't have to answer that."
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"- Oh, is this man your attorney? - No."
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"- Not technically. - Let's go, right now."
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"Teddy can't hurt you now."
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"I'm not worried about Teddy. I'm worried about you."
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"Jesus fucking Christ. You all look like me."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"It's a fucking nightmare."
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"And just so we're clear,"
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"at no point was this a job interview?"
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"Well, that was unexpected."
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"Yeah, I feel like I got felt up again, but this time by the law."
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"Just tell me what I'm doing."
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"Well, you have a 4:30 meeting with Congressman Skellern."
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"Okay, that's in Georgetown, right? So we should Uber?"
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"Oh, yeah, no. Uber, that makes the most sense, sir."
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"No, sir."
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"Well, you do have that one purple shirt"
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"that looks a bit blousy, but..."
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"This is Congressman Cheever."
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"- Do you remember anything about him? - Yeah."
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"and he needs funding for infrastructure?"
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"- No, his right, my left. - Aha, got it. Okay."
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"Ma'am, this is the pancake brunch setup."
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"- General holding area here. - Yeah."
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"Juices and coffees. Hot plates and griddles."
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"Okay, the minute you see bubbles, you flip."
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"No, you flip when you see holes."
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"Bubbles is too soon."
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"Holes, not bubbles."
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"Okay, I flip at bubbles, but..."
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"Fun fact... there are three kinds of syrup."
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"Boysenberry, maple, and buttermilk."
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"- Yeah? - Who's achin' for some bacon?"
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"No. Okay, I can't prep anymore, all right?"
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"- Really? - I might vomit on Mike."
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"This bus is giving me motion sickness."
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"Okay, let me get you a scopolamine patch."
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"How is that fun?"
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"Did you lose a lot of weight"
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