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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting (S05E05)

"Responsible handsome head nuts maybe?!"
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"No, no way! Just nuts! No, handsome nuts!"
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"I know nuts! No, like cashews!"
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"Um, excuse me!"
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"I hate to interrupt a productive dialog,"
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"Stop screaming"
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"Why is the front door open?"
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"There he is!"
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"You found our chinchilla! Thank you!"
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"No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
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"Oh, Princess Little Piddles has been abducted!"
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"You barged in to my house and left the door open!"
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"I was barging!"
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"Bargers are not responsible for closing the door!"
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"It's not a disaster."
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"We'll just go to Reggie's."
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"We shouldn't be out! We should be back home!"
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"I'm not certified for outdoor child care!"
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"Tina, we're under your care, but this chinchilla is"
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"under my care, which technically falls under your jurisdiction."
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"Or it might not make any sense at all..."
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"All right, let's go to Reggie's."
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"Aw, crap! Reggie's is closed."
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"Oh, now what?!"
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"We smash Reggie's window and make some sandwiches"
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"and go from there."
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"and we ask him where Jonas lives."
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"You want to know where Jonas lives?"
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"Well, take a number."
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"Just kidding. Deli humor."
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"The address, Reggie!"
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"What the...? Isn't he?"
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"How can they both be at each other's houses?"
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"Maybe they broke the space-time continuum."
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"Must've been some homework."
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"Unless it's an excuse teenagers tell their parents"
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"when they don't want them to know where they're going."
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"But where would that be?"
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"Yes! Tina, thank you!"
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"Is that Teddy?"
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"♪ Wish my radio worked. ♪"
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"he'll tell Mom and Dad. Everyone hide!"
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"Huh?"
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"Ah, that was close. Listen."
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"Why don't we go home, make a decoy chinchilla"
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"What do you know about high school parties?"
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"Nothing, but I might know someone"
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"in first place are the DILFs."
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"are the Date Nights of the Round Table."
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"Hey, hey! Easy, Mr. Questions!"
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"And now we're getting heckled."
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"I guess we can just go home."
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"Round two, question one."
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"Hiking is stupid. How many miles long is"
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"the Appalachian Trail? I was hoping there'd be"
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"In the bathroom? No!"
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"Look! I stole an answer sheet from Dave's folder!"
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"We got all the answers! What?!"
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"Lin, are you crazy? We can't cheat."
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"Oh, yeah, we don't want to cheat against Dave."
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"He's such a good guy."
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"Not like that, like you just thought of it."
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"You look at the ceiling, you say, "Hmm,""
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"Anything that's not a dog is a cat to me."
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"on a Tuesday? Let's not go crazy..."
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"Of course. Yes. That. No, no, no."
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"I'm using social media"
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"So that means Jonas is at Casey's party. Voila."
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"All right, troops, wheels up, we're flying!"
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"Oh, wait, you think you're gonna get into that party?"
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"Oh, you are never gonna get in. I wouldn't even get in,"
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"and I'm the hottest girl in eighth grade."
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"Trust me, Tammy."
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"Getting in is gonna be the easy part."
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"It says "I Hate Mondays." Classic."
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"Mm... I'm cashing in my favor."
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"If you can get me into that party, we're even."
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"Let's go! Every minute of our life"
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"Did you say, "We didn't order any pizza"?"
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"No. Well, someone did."
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"And old man pizza boss is gonna"
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"Really? Huh. I call him Shinobu."
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"Or sex determination."
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"I know! I told them, "Guys, those are testicles!""
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"No one believed me!"
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"I can't believe that worked."
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"Whew! Well done, Gene."
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"Oh, a high school party is no place for a small animal!"
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"with him right now!"
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"So this is our first high school party."
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"High school boys' butts are higher up, I'm noticing."
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"Okay, incoming teen dream, two o'clock..."
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"Hey, what grade are you guys in?"
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"I can't feel my arms! I can't move!"
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"Oh, God, another one's coming!"
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"On the Internet, you can be whoever you want,"
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"and no one will ever know."
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"You know the answer, DILFs?"
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"Old Kevin? Because we do."
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"Okay, okay!"
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"I know that! Don't you think I know that?!"
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"Can you hold it real tight until I get you to a window?"
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"Just a couple of normal teenagers partying."
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"Right here, over here! What?"
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"Nobody's listening to us."
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"Who's there? Uh, you guys."
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"What? Oh, well, sorry, I didn't know that."
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"Anyway, I gave him to Vanessa. What?! What?!"
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"and they were like, "Girls only, except these three guys.""
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"I don't know. They were talking about going roller-skating."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, I'm gonna slap you."
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"What?"
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"Here, let me see that for a second."
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"Hi, Jonas."
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"you, girl."
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"Great description... you should work for the FBI."
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"You have the thing, she has her thing."
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"Yeah, it's the opposite of "opposites attract.""
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"This is what you've been training for."
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