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Clips from American Dad! - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold (S03E03)

"It got really ugly. So I..."
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"- just decided- - Okay."
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"Frankly."
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"- Yeah. I think so. - Oh, thank God he's all right."
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"It's true what they say about geologists."
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"The rest of this pit will collapse any moment."
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"Neither do I, but I got a truck full of foam and six kids to feed."
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"- Come on. I need this. - Why don't we just lower a rope?"
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"Tie yourself on."
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"Okay."
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"It's too heavy."
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"Leave the gold, Stan!"
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"No. It's my legacy. It's going up, even if I have to die."
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"Stan, no! Your family needs you."
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"I am Stan Smith, discoverer of Ollie North's gold."
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"It was the role that finally got him out of those crappy " B" movies..."
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"who is now Campbell Campbell."
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"Wow. What a great man."
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"Are you kidding? Look at what freaks his kids turned out to be."
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"My dad wouldn't have approved of this plate in my lip..."
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"but it's a great place for people to toss change..."
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"when I'm on the street begging, which is always."
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"Hold still, babe."
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"Master Steven, shall I initiate pleasure sequence alpha-five-omega?"
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"My bitch is horny."
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"- Feels like a box of gold to me. - I don't know."
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"I've pulled up my share of men. Feels like that to me."
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"Hey, where-where did everyone go?"
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"Oh, the geologist took everyone to the Waffle House."
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"Before they even knew I was okay?"
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"Have you ever had breakfast with a geologist, Stan?"
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"The real mark I'm going to leave on this earth is you two kids."
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"Oh, Daddy."
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"Mmm!"
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"And the robot and piercings are gone by tomorrow or this pit becomes your grave."
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"Well, that sure is a nice lesson."
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"You know, they say I teach these kids..."
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"but sometimes I think they're the ones who teach me."
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"And proud of it."
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"Well, I don't know about you..."
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"but I'm gonna wait till these white folks go to bed, then dig up that gold."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"Stan, can you please talk to your daughter?"
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"Look at her."
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"" Kids Beat," with little Matty Moyer."
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"Men who will be remembered forever for what they achieved during their lifetimes."
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"If I had died in that crash today, who would remember me?"
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"Because I haven't done anything great. Well, that's going to change."
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"# In the '80s there was cold war drama #"
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"# 'Cause what they did was technically high treason #"
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"# North volunteered to take the blame #"
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"# To save Reagan from prison-rape shame #"
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"Ollie still had some gold for the contras."
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"after I fixed the leaky roof his Realtor failed to mention."
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"I buried it with food."
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"Stop with this nonsense and help me deal with the kids!"
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"Oh. No, no, no. Those are Christmas decorations."
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"Want to show me the ropes and perhaps misinterpret my friendliness?"
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"Fantasy? This is my legacy."
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"Oh, giving up, are you?"
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"followed the Ice Creamsicle wrappers and found my gold"!"
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"We fill that hole with foam, your man will float right to the top."
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"I don't think that would work."
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"You probably know me from the movie they made about my life, starring Bruce Campbell."
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"Stan. Stan. Stan."
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"We'll know in a second, Johnny."
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"# He got off totally scot-free #"
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"# And a novelist #"
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"She and I are doing great too. Last night I got a dusty pinky."
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"False alarm. It turns out I just had to poop. What did Luke say?"
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"So, with that in mind, this is our offer."
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"Turns out the gold wasn't my legacy."
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"- Should we try the paddles? - Should we myeh-myeh-myeh-myeh?"
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"Get it? " A.U." That's the chemical symbol for gold."
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"# So horny So- So horny #"
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"It's not ethical for a journalist to stage events."
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"Hand over hand, we'll have our answer."
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"Next thing you know, you'll have a bone through your lip..."
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"# Oh, so horny Oh, so horny #"
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"I'm going to leave a grand legacy, just like they did."
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"# He's a soldier#"
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"I'm gonna send up the camera with a message for the Smithsonian."
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"# Thanks to her shredder#"
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"Stan, get out of there!"
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"Genius!"
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"- Mittens! - I don't understand."
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"They're the coolest, sexiest men alive."
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"- I'm sorry I asked. - I am too."
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"# Our friends were the contras Freedom was their mantra #"
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"# So horny Me love you long ##"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"# Ollie North Ollie North #"
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"- # By the press # - He-he!"
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"- Wait. Who's Oliver North? - What?"
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"# And land mines #"
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"What's the matter, Terry? Why are you crying?"
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"# But then a hero came forth His name was Oliver North #"
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"Crap. That's the end."
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"- # Began to stress # - Nyaay!"
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"Stan! What the hell are you doing?"
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"Aw, yeah. Just me and my shorty, Bernice."
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"I was buying parts for my practice robot when I realized..."
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"No need to respond. I'll laugh myself out."
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"And the living room is a hole with a donkey in it!"
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"Me Chinese. Me make joke. Me find gold, gold in your Coke."
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"Well, this juicy settlement says otherwise."
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"It's just a rule I have. I got in a situation a few years ago."
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"- A rope made of foam? - Stop, okay? Just stop."
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"# And a hero #"
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"# He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress #"
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"#Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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