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Clips from Family Guy - There's Something About Paulie (S02E02)

"- It just has a drawing of an engine. - But it only had one previous owner."
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"- James Bond. - I'll take it."
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"OK, let's see what this baby can do, eh?"
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"Lois, this is crazy."
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"There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there."
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"OK, so I tried on your bra. Jeez, the fellas were puttin' on a show."
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"Peter, I'm upset because you never listen to me."
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"This is Atlantic City all over again."
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"- 21. - Hit me. Hit me."
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"- That's 30. - Hit me."
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"Hey, Peter, you want a menu, or just the usual everything?"
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"Lois has had the car all week and it's just been hell gettin' around."
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"I actually had to rent a Mustang."
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"Peter, you don't wanna get involved with the Mob."
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"- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address."
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"Dharma, come down from there. Wow, I can't get over what a free spirit you are."
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"for the next 15 minutes?"
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"- This time without winking. - The car was a steal."
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"Look, Lois, we had a broken car, I did "something", and now we have a new car."
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"I just wish my opinion mattered to you."
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"Hey, Cleveland, check out my on-board computer navigation system. Standard."
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"In Soviet Russia, car drives you."
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"That's fancy an' all. But I think you're bargainin' for more than you can chew."
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"You're thinkin' of the Mob in the movies."
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"No, no. I mean, am I George Carlin funny,"
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"am I Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny, what? Come on."
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"Really? Oh, my God. Thank you."
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"Peter, please don't underestimate them."
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"I guarantee ya, I am never gonna hear from those guys again."
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"Aw, jeez."
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"At least that's one problem solved."
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"I have asked you here tonight so that you may perform a service."
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"Whaddaya gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?"
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"Silence. Big Fat Paulie's in town this week to attend the wedding of my daughter."
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"That's sweet of you to ask, but he's my nephew."
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"No one's been able to stand Big Fat Paulie's company for more than a minute."
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"That's it? That's all I have to do? Ah, thank Go... Wait a second. Which movie?"
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"Because if it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can just whack me off right now."
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"The name's Marty, and I'm very sensitive about my weight."
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"Are you Big Fat Paulie?"
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"I'm Louie Anderson."
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"Are you-please, God - Big Fat Paulie?"
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"Don't shoot me!"
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"Aw. Someone's sittin' in my most favourite seat."
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"Hm. Hey, I just got a great idea."
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"- No, what time is it? - It's time for you to get your groove back."
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"Again."
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"Well, uh..."
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"- Bye. - Where you goin'?"
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"Oh, uh... I was only supposed to go to a movie with ya."
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"like no neckin'."
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"- He's gonna be joinin' us for dinner. - Really? What a nice surprise."
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"You can't just bring company home at the last second without calling."
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"I am not a crazy broad."
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"Oh, no, no, Lois. He didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor."
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"You know, he meant you're crazy like..."
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"like that glue. You stick to things."
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"You know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant."
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"You have a pretty good appetite there, kid. I bet you spend a lot of time in the john."
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"Yes, good heavens. Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke?"
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"Hi, I'm Bob Goen, and these are Mary Hart's legs."
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"Mary, you recently spent some time with Julia Roberts, didn't you?"
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"- I'm 13. - Still a minor, huh?"
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"- Hey, son, how'd you like to be a coke mule? - Peter, living room?"
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"Peter, I have a bad feelin' about this man."
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"That man is bad news. I want him out of our house and out of our lives."
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"Ever stare at the night sky and wonder if someone might be lookin' back at ya?"
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"No, but just in case... Look at this, you freakin' aliens!"
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"Oh, uh... Hi, Bonnie."
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"This is my friend, Big Fat Paulie, and, uh... this is his big fat ass."
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"Hey, forget about it."
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"Aw, jeez. It's not you, it's Lois. She doesn't want me hangin' around with ya."
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"- Really? You're not just sayin' that? - No, no. It's all Lois."
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"If only I'd met you first... But whaddaya gonna do?"
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"She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again."
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"So, if she wasn't around, we could still be friends, right?"
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"- Yeah, sure. Why not? - Oh, that's great."
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"Come here, you."
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"his name was never in the paper,"
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"but, uh... You know, like, attention could be paid."
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"Peter, how can you sleep? I was almost killed."
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"Aw, come on, Lois. The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller."
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"Hey, Big Fat Paulie."
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"Whaddaya mean, you're gonna fire that hit man?"
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"- It's not too late to have the hit called off? - Yeah."
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"Gotcha."
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"If you're upset now, wait till ya hear the rest."
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"- I sort of put a hit out on ya. - How could you put a hit on me?"
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"That's not even the worst part. Wait. Yeah, it is."
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"We'll move to England. Worst they got there is, uh, you know, drive-by arguments."
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"the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?"
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"- I would like a "bunny". - What kind of "bunny"?"
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"Whichever bunny you think is better for shooting a guy in the head."
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"- Where's the don? - The don?"
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"- The captain of the Mafia. - Peter, there is no such thing as the Mafia."
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""Now, get the asterisk, percent, ampersand, out of here, you SOB.""
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"- Dharma, come down from that couch. - Uh-uh, goofy. Why don't you come up?"
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"Peter, thank God. Did you take care of..."
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"Mr Griffin, that isn't a growth. That's your penis."
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"Testicles."
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"- I'm talkin' about the mob hit. - Mom's gonna get whacked?"
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"- What did you do? - Oh dear, there are so many people to thank."
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"God, of course, and um... who else?"
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"- All I got was this wedding invitation. - Wait a second, Peter."
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"The don's daughter's wedding. That's perfect."
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"It's not that perfect. We'll probably have to buy a gift."
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"And you know how bad I am at buyin' gifts."
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"Oh, my goodness. It's a..."
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"- Thank you, Peter. - Go ahead, try it on."
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"Didn't you see The Godfather? The don can't refuse a favour on his daughter's wedding."
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"- So? - So we ask him to call off the hit."
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"- So? - So..."
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"You can ask them not to kill Mom."
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"No way, it's too dangerous. I got you into this and I'll get you out of it."
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"No, Peter, when we got married we agreed to share our lives."
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"- So we'll solve this problem. - Wait. You mean, together?"
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"Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle."
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"Decent phones, God-fearing phones,"
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"phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better, because we were a team."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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