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Clips from American Dad! - Dungeons and Wagons (S02E02)

"Okay, here we go. I knew it was only a matter of time."
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"You were right. Francine's hot for that street racer."
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"Okay, look, you big tub of booze."
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"She doesn't want him. She just wants some excitement."
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"That's a great idea! I,ll show Francine I,m not boring!"
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"Now you,re talking. But if you,re gonna street race..."
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"first thing you gotta do is let me soup up your car a scooch."
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"What do you know about cars?"
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"Press shift-control-P."
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"Take heart, men. They always put in a way to win these games."
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"All hail-"
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"Agathor! You were awesome, dude."
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"Hey, dork of ages, have you seen my-"
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"Jeff, what are you doing here?"
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"I know it must be hard for someone like you to lose someone like me, but-"
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"Oh, my God. Hell hounds are coming out of the lava!"
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"This isn't the way to the steak house."
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"We,re not going to a steak house, but there will be stakes- high stakes."
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"- What do you mean? - Think about it."
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"Where are we?"
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"The corner of Excitement Street and Unpredictability Avenue."
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"Hold up. Hold up, yo."
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"I tell ya something right now. He crazy."
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"Yo, yo, Suit's in the house."
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"Oh, hey, girl. Holla at ya boy."
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"So you,re the fabled Suit I,ve been hearing about for the past 20 seconds."
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"- Let's race. - You,re on, minority person."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"Kill him, and you,ll get Jeff back."
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"Oh, my God. You know how to kill him?"
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"The question isn't, can I kill him?"
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"The question is, do you like me?"
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"- Not really. - Oh."
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"once again, your strong arm has proved..."
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"the salvation of-"
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"It's hard to talk like this. Dude, you rule."
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"I do, don't I? Fladnag, check these bodies for treasure."
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"- Yes, great one? - Give us a lively tune for butt searching."
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"- Halt, fair stranger! - Out of my way, dork of ages."
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"- Hayley? - No. I am Morwen Nerdbane..."
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"I shall strike you down with a single-"
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"That felt good. And I,ve almost died from auto erotic asphyxiation."
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"You talk a big game, but what do you say..."
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"I,m gonna kick your ass."
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"Nuh-uh. I,m gonna kick your ass."
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"I kicked your ass."
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"You lost? You never lose!"
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"So I lost a little street cred. I,ll get it back. It's all part of the dance."
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"Stan, you don't understand. I-"
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"- Where's my money? - If you,re smart, in U.S. savings bonds."
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"Your wife put down 50 G's on the race."
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"What? Francine, why would you bet 50 grand?"
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"I just wanted that extra rush- to feel that high."
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"Good God, woman! Couldn't you have just had a Red Bull and a sugar cookie?"
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"We don't have $50,000."
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"Like hell you will!"
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"I can't believe they took Francine."
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"How am I gonna get $50,000?"
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"We,ll think of something. Wait! Pull over!"
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"- What? - I kind of want a coconut Popsicle."
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"- I robbed the place! - What?"
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"I was trying to settle on a pair of sunglasses when I realized how we could get the money."
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"Jeff, you wanna get some pizza?"
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"Oh, come on. It was just a character in a game."
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"Yeah, but to Steve, it was everything."
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"You know, when you dumped me, I blamed myself."
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"And stop enjoying my mural"
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"So, if my husband can't come up with the money, what are you gonna do to me?"
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"- We,re gonna kill you. - Oh, my God."
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"Shut up!"
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"Peasant! The mighty Kubalek desires..."
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"And you,re not allowed to use the muscles in your legs."
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"- Oh, my God. I destroyed him. - He's not destroyed."
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"He'justs very, very, very, very... sad."
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"Okay, I,m going in. You cover me."
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"Wait. What am I doing? I,m a man of the law."
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"Shoot him! Shoot him in the face!"
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"Jeff, there's a magical amulet! I can bring Agathor back to life."
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"And why would you do that?"
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"I realized you were right. I should have known how important Agathor was to Steve."
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"I wanna fix it, but it's a dangerous journey. I can't do it without you."
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"Well, okay. But we,re not getting back together. This isn't a make-up quest."
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"- No hugs. - It was a business hug, but okay."
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"- This is it. The amulet of resurrection is in there. - We made it!"
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"The Castle Roodpart. Who comes up with these names?"
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"Oh, crap. It's "trapdoor... spelled backwards."
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"Oh, them you can see, but me getting my ass kicked, off the radar."
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"Look, your plan was never gonna work. I,m gonna handle this my way."
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"- Hello. - I got your money. Let's do this."
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"Phone books? What the hell is this?"
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"Oooh, wow. See, uh-Ah! I opened it upside down."
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"The money's supposed to be on top of the phone books. Run, Francine!"
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"Damn. Gotta be all self-running and whatnot."
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"- They,re catching up! - Roger, we need more speed!"
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"- Is there anything else we can lose? - No, nothing!"
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"- What are those? - My Rod Stewart albums!"
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"Ah, the hell with it. Choke on my Rod!"
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"Look! There's the amulet!"
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"He's adorable."
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"- We are so screwed. - No, wait."
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"They always put in some way to win these games."
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"Why is there a scuba tank on the wall?"
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"- Dude, that was awesome! - Thanks. The amulet!"
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"- What do we do with it? - It's a suppository."
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"Not it!"
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"It's impossible."
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"Thank you, young warrior. And now, with haste and grim dignity..."
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"I go to remove the amulet from betwixt my cheeks."
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"Remember that tavern, and you went to the bathroom? It just kind of happened."
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"Boy, that- that was exciting, huh?"
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"I wanted to mix up our routine, but this was too much."
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"Something like- I don't know-"
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"going dancing or sailing or, uh-"
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"See, that's perfect. Why couldn't we do that?"
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"I don't even think I have to take these shorts off."
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"Well, let's find out."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"- I,m going to the kitchen. - Cool. I,m gonna decorate this page with glitter."
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"- Into your cupboard. - Oh, good. Now it's my cupboard."
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"Yeah, that was about as obvious as the setup for the sequel..."
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