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Clips from Family Guy - The Former Life of Brian (S06E06)

"I'm just here to fly, sir."
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"I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing..."
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"Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that."
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"Contact, they didn't need you in that movie."
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"- You have juice and I wanna sit in it. - Shoo, get lost."
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"...okay, but be careful opening the closet..."
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"We don't have anything in common. It's best if you get out of this house."
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"Boy, you dodged a bullet, not having to raise that kid."
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"Yay! I haven't been in my closet for years."
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"...in the same way you transformed mine."
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"Well, Brian, a son. How about that?"
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"Oh, it was awful. That kid was a complete thug."
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"Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no."
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"- Stewie, you ready to go home? - About an hour ago. This party sucks."
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"That kid's a sociopath."
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"Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?"
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"Way awesome. I myself drank like 5 liters of beer."
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"Well, here goes."
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"I'm actually glad you found me."
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"And all he wants is to kiss you just one more time."
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"And this is Chris. Chris, this is my son, Dylan."
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"Hey there, everybody."
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"- Hey, knock-knock. - Who's there?"
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"...the other pilots finally trust the Japanese pilot..."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no, Quagmire, no. No, you do not understand."
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"How dare you?"
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"But that's only because I've truly connected..."
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"Wow."
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"- Hey. Knock-knock. - Who's there?"
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"Let's get out of here, Brian. That birthday party Spider-Man is eyeing me."
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"- I'm a magician. - You are?"
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"Brian, this is painful."
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"Absolutely. I think the magic's starting to happen already."
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"- Oh, thank... Wait, what? - Paul, my boyfriend."
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"I paid $800 for all this crap. You have a boyfriend?"
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"...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend..."
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"And I think that you need to go away."
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"...because they just love to see me doing what it is that I do."
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"They were like, " We need a good-looking guy with a great ass and tight abs..."
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"...and drive as fast as I can? - Wait, Brian."
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"...for the University of Phoenix?""
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"I couldn't agree more."
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"Okay, your physical exam was within range. You aced the flight simulator."
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"Look, I know I wasn't there for you, man..."
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"Oh, Dylan, you got a haircut. Aren't you handsome?"
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"And together, we are gonna turn his life around."
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"You know, Brian, Dylan could have just carpooled with me and the kids."
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"I tell you, now that I'm a parent, I can't even watch stories like that."
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"Peter, your dog has given me diabetes."
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"- Hi, Dad. - Oh, Chris, close the door. There's a..."
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"But now thanks to you..."
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"But we were just starting to make a real connection."
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"I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird."
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