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Clips from American Dad! - Hot Water (S07E07)

"It used to have a stripper pole in it."
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"They banned it because some tubs, when they get struck by lightning they come alive."
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"The hot tub is alive, and it escaped from a mental institution and did some rapes-"
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"What are you saying, Margaritte?"
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"I'm saying the hot tub is a murderer."
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"I'm scared for you!"
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"I have a hot tub."
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"The hot tub-it's not out back!"
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"It's in the house."
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"Oh, my calves are getting tired. My calves."
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"Okay, I'm not goin' back. I'm not goin' back."
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"Fun party, right?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I'm not so sure I can go through with this."
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"I like to party, but I'm still a married man."
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"You got two insecure, emotionally damaged girls here who are half your age."
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"This is the dream!"
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"##"
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"You're right, Hot Tub. it is a dream."
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"A wet dream."
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"Susan and friend, you are some of the most quality people I've met..."
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"Just quality. Quality all the way."
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"But right now, I need to be with my wife."
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"But, hey, just because I have to go..."
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"doesn't mean you two can't pound triangles in the hot tub."
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"What do you want?"
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"Come home, Francine."
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"Oh, Stan!"
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"What you doing here?"
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"- What? - You call her."
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"I didn't call-"
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"Hot tub!"
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"Francine!"
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"Stan, are you in here?"
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"Well, well. If it isn't Francine."
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"What are you?"
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"Come on. I got a rotating jet with your ass's name on it."
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"What's wrong, Francine?"
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"What have you done with my husband?"
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"Give me back my wife!"
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"I thought getting your family out of here was enough."
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"Oh, damn!"
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"No! Why are you doing this?"
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"Well, I was custom-made for Joe Nakash."
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"- What? - Joe was the founder of Jordache Jeans."
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"He was a serious bachelor, man."
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"We threw wild parties, had incredible times."
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"They had a family and started using me less and less."
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"And that's what happens to hot tubs when you have families."
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"They don't get used as much."
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"So I killed Joe's family!"
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"You know what? You can be with your wife again."
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"Because you'll both be dead!"
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"# I got a house and a phone I'm-a call some freaks that I don't know too well #"
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"- # I got it # - # I got it #"
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"- # Your mind, body # -# Mind, body #"
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"# What? ##"
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"When the tub gets out of control..."
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"# Into outer space #"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"Wait, Stan."
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"From 7:08 to 7:09, I frantically eat Grape Nuts."
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"- Oh, damn it! - Asian!"
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"Look at me. I'm all loosey-goosey."
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"We have a wide selection of tubs and can find a tub that is right for you."
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"I'll take it."
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"Oh, Stan, I can't believe we have a hot tub!"
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"I can do a whole lot more than talk, baby."
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"# Nobody has to know #"
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"with you."
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"# Fig in your mouth and my finger in your #"
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"# We're doing this dance over Paris, France #"
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"- Three, two, one. -# Hot tub of love #"
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"But what if we did?"
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"What the hell?"
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"- Who were those women, Papa? - Steve, go inside."
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"Help Steve with his homework, move that woodpile out back-"
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"# Do whatever you like Do whatever you like #"
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"Shh! Keep your voice down a bit."
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"# If the bubbles feel good #"
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"# Hop on in and let me take you away #"
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"I can only soak a minute. I can't stay longer than that."
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"Why is it so hot in here?"
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"# Don't listen to her, listen to me #"
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"Mmm, that was the last one."
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"- # I'm trying to call out to you # - # I think it's'cause of you #"
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"- # Relevant # - That's relevant."
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"Oh, hell, no!"
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"I think me and Susan are gonna slip into something a little more "diaphragm-y.""
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"I was a fool. I miss you."
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"You better get in this tub, Francine."
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"No! I will not!"
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"# And I don't need you, Stan Don't wanna be my wingman? #"
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"Well, there you have it. That's our story. Stan's dead. Good night."
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"# You and me and L-U-V. #"
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"Wish I had time, but you know how busy my days are."
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"Look, I'm sorry. I'm not really a hot tub guy. I have a family."
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"Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-"
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"Caw!"
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"# And L-U-V #"
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"# Into outer space #"
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"I brought you some of this Spa Down."
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"# Downstairs is champagne #"
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"# Where is my man? He best not be creepin' #"
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"Hey, yo, man, let me get another one of them figs."
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"# I wasn't'cause of me #"
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"# So much freaking research #"
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"# And once again back is the hot tub with a thirst for blood #"
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"- # I'm psychotic # - # Psychotic #"
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"just use some of this Spa Down to calm it down."
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"That's Mount Rushmore."
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"# Hey, hey, hey #"
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"##"
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"# Back to being relevant #"
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"So much material out there."
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"Hit the jets and watch us blast off."
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"# Hot tub of love #"
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"# I'm,bout to write it a letter #"
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"# And old documents #"
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"Hey, Stan, present yourself!"
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