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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Galentine's Day (S06E06)

"but I'm always a good sounding board."
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"five seconds later, I want to jump your bones."
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"Oh, let's do that instead."
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"[Triumphant music]"
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"On to the unity concert."
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"Ben is meeting with the tent people to finalize those deals."
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"April and Donna will be helping me"
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"with the vendor location charts, and I will be meeting"
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"with the surveyors about the concert grounds."
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"a day when I would get through to you"
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"and you would love government work."
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"Today is that historic day."
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"Yes. That is what has happened."
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"I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss."
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"Silence, the absence of noise,"
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"one single moment undisturbed by the sounds"
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"There is no quiet anymore."
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"There is only Doc McStuffins."
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"Sorry I'm late. [Panting]"
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"- I really don't need-- - Shotgun!"
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"Shotgun on all rides for the rest of the day."
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"For the rest of my life. In any car! Ha ha!"
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"I just faced you suckers!"
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"So I'll see you in the parking lot, Ron. Later!"
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"Is the tent guy left-handed or right-handed?"
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"I just need to know which way to part my hair"
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"Pretty straightforward deal."
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"A straightforward deal? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"I don't have my straightforward deal fedora on me."
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"We gotta stop by my storage unit on the way up."
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"Hey, Larry."
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"Tent world?"
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"No. Why'd you invite Larry?"
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"He's been doing all the paperwork for this deal."
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"He deserves to come."
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"for my weekly chat with Ann. I brought some fresh snacks."
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"And I made a backup plan for the vendor chart"
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"She said something came up, she'll call you later."
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"I don't know, I told her to leave you a voice mail."
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"Ugh! God, why'd you let me say all that?"
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"Listen to me very carefully. I have not been taken."
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"I know that's always your first fear when I'm not available,"
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"but this is not a Liam Neeson Taken scenario."
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"That's exactly what they'd make you say."
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"Also, no one's making me say this."
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"I just have to run. Something came up."
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"Donna. [Snaps]"
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"What's good, baby?"
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"What's going down in Donna town?"
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"reviews old Deal Or No Deal episodes."
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"It's pointless, and I love it."
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"Okay, don't let me interrupt."
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"April, what's the 411, little mama?"
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"Ew, my husband, weirdo."
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"Can I get back to work now? Thanks. Bye."
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"[Sighs] Work? You can work whenever."
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"Except for now, because now is lady time."
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"You sound like a tampon commercial."
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"I'm setting up an impromptu Galentine's day."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Wait, I thought you weren't gonna do Galentine's day"
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"this year because that she-beast moved away."
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"I believe her name was Satan?"
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"Her name is Ann, and she is gone,"
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"I need an Ann who lives in Pawnee,"
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"and there is no one obvious candidate,"
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"so I will test them out on the ultimate battlefield"
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"of female friendship-- Galentine's day brunch."
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"It will be a women's-only marathon bonding session"
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"Side note, do not Google that phrase."
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"Can I ask you kind of an important question?"
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"You know, like, when you go to the ATM"
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"and you get money, is there an actual guy"
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"standing behind the wall who slides dollar bills in there?"
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"Oh, actually, you know what? I do have a serious question."
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"In the movie Predator,"
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"can you rub any kind of mud on yourself"
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"to prevent predator from seeing you"
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"with his thermal heat signature sight,"
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"or is it more--"
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"Ow! That sucks."
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"Are you hurt?"
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"[Groans] No. All good. All good."
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"Oh, whoa. Five-second rule."
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"Come on, we better get you to a dentist."
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"Oh, my God, Larry. Your tuna fish sandwich stunk up my suit."
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"- Gayle made it for me. - Irrelevant."
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"Just don't come inside."
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"Sounds good. I will finish my sandwich and enjoy the view."
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"Hey, Harvey."
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"Ben Wyatt. We spoke on the phone."
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"Who's this little genie right here?"
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"[Chuckles] Okay."
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"I take tents pretty seriously, Ben, I'm a tent guy."
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"80 of 'em are striped,"
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"and exactly 4 of 'em were once rented by Miss Rene Russo."
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"- Whoa! - Yeah. No doy."
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"So I added a few syllables and whatnot."
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"Clauses, et cetera. Addendums, what have you."
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"Yeah, I think we're gonna need to take a look at this."
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"Hmm. So I guess this is not a straightforward deal."
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"Shauna, I'm so glad you could make it."
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"Oh, thanks. I just got back from a solo trip to Rome."
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"I was gonna go with my boyfriend, but he couldn't come"
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"because he decided to stay with his wife."
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"Oof."
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"I love Rome. It's such a great place."
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"- When did you go to Asia? - I go all the time."
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"that crystal Buddha head above my jacuzzi?"
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"Prospects for new Pawnee best friend."
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"Shauna Malwae-Tweep."
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"Pretty, fragile, makes terrible life decisions."
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"A real fixer-upper, but look,"
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"Crotchety, but probably wise."
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"I don't know her last name. Honestly we just needed bodies."
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"but any time a group of women get together for brunch,"
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"Today we will celebrate friendship,"
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"and answer a couple of questions I've compiled."
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"Just for fun. Nothing serious."
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