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Clips from Rick and Morty - Lawnmower Dog (S01E01)

"they breed it with another"
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"children on display like the dachshund?"
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"Okay, is is is everything okay in here?"
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"No!"
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"Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!"
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"Yeah. Totally."
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"What are we here for again?"
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"Incepting?"
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"We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Buckle up, bitch!"
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"He keeps saying we can run but we can hide."
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"Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?"
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"Like, if the truth was that we"
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"be sharing that information with us, you know?"
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"Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking."
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"Thanks, Morty."
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"Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while."
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"Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that."
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"He's getting sleepy."
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"Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day."
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"Dad, he wants to be called snowball."
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"Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous."
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"Hi, honey. You're home early."
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"Oh, of course."
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"Morty, this is perfect."
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"they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him."
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"Oh, boy, Rick."
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"...scare scary Terry."
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"Ah, well, Mr. Terry,"
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"one is chasing one's victim through a pumpkin patch?"
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"Hey, leave him alone!"
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"Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap."
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"Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone?"
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"You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry."
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"You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is."
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"Hey, yo, scary T.,"
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"don't even trip about your pants... dawg."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"You don't need to say anything."
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"Don't even trip."
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"Oh, hey, it's you guys!"
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"I haven't seen him this relaxed in years."
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""Q," "r," you won't get very far"
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"This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!"
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"Holy crap! God damn!"
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"I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea."
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"That is an original thought."
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"What the hell?"
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"and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned"
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"on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after"
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"learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,"
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"but your guess is as good as mine, Morty."
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"I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart."
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"All right, let's get out of here."
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"If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel"
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"or something before the dogs completely take over."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"The dogs are on a path to total world domination."
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"But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?"
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"Wait a minute. I have an idea."
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"Gentlemen, a moment of your time."
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"See that?"
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"I'm peeing all over your special guns."
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"Ooh, great plan, Jerry."
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"That's why I will leave you with your testicles."
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"From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side."
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"Fighting continues as the dog army captures the eastern seaboard."
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"Please! Please don't kill me!"
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"I think she's saying, "I love lasagna.""
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"I thought you were dead!"
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"Good news, though, Morty."
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"- What? - It's a dream, Morty."
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"We're in your dog's dream."
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"The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants,"
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"we all went to sleep."
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"Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time"
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"is one-seventh human time."
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"So, you know, every day here is like a minute."
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"Aw, man. I really liked this life."
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"No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty."
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"Out of all the things that"
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"only real thing that, you know, is that you crapped your pants."
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"I mean, it's a mess out there."
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"and then I got it on the dream"
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"inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth."
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"Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty."
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"Here, here take these, Morty. Take these."
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"Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?"
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"Close."
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"It's gonna make your kidneys shut down."
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"It's pretty bad, emperor snowball."
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"We're gonna need to do another operation."
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"Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these"
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"medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy."
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"To hell with my kingdom, bean counter."
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"I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness."
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"We are not... them."
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"will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty."
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"mistakes as humanity and one where pet insurance will be mandatory."
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"Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, very much."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I wonder what it'll be like, Rick."
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"You know... it could be developed in-into"
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"a very satisfying project for people of all ages."
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"I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop."
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"You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick."
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"Hi, guys. I'm your new teacher for scary class."
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"My name is scary Mr. Johnson."
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"That's my dad's name, so"
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"why don't you just call me scary Glenn, yeah?"
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"So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher"
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"Which is what is that?"
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"So, uh, here here's what I say..."
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"That's only the... eighth birdie of the day."
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"Morty, come on. I need your help tonight."
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"Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry."
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"That way you can, you know,"
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"Geez, Rick, in the"
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"You're frustrating me."
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