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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Solder Excursion Diversion (S09E09)

"D-Did the guy make sure"
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"Yes. Yeah? Oh, well,"
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"Yes."
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"the ends get Teflon tape so we can get a tight seal."
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"Like this? Oh. Yeah, perfect."
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"I don't know if we have enough solder"
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"to finish these circuit boards."
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"We had a full spool yesterday."
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"It's like a beer commercial."
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"Well, we got to make a run to the hardware store."
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"How can you call yourself a scientist and run out of solder?"
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"Well, funny story. So, we have plenty"
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"honey, let me stop you. That is-is not a funny story."
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"You want to come with us?"
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"Yeah, you guys run"
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"to the store and let the women handle the science for a change."
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"Okay."
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"We'll be back as soon as we can."
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"I suppose I should set this up."
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"Or would you like to rob me of that, too?"
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"Knock it off or I'll start making W-H sounds"
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"for words that just have a W."
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"Fine. I'm sorry."
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"Thank you for the thoughtful gift."
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"I really do appreciate it."
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"As you know, I had become attached to my old laptop."
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"Jeepers creepers,"
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"I thought you might like it."
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"Next time we Skype, I'm gonna count"
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"all those nostril hairs."
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"Or you could just look into my eyes."
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"But you only have two eyes."
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"You got a lot of nostril hairs."
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"I am."
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"And Rick said you could bring in your old one to recycle it."
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"Oh. Uh, no, no, no, thank you."
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"Well, no, I just... I-I don't want to recycle it."
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"And I don't want store credit."
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"But why wouldn't..."
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"Can we please change the subject?"
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"O-Okay."
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"How 'bout we change it to why you're being weird about this?"
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"I'm not being weird."
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"It's hard to explain."
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"Okay."
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"We'd have to take your car."
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"And I'm gonna need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement."
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"Well, I signed one before we slept together."
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"Why not now?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Wait."
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"Let's check it out."
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"What about the girls?"
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"all afternoon?"
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"and now I'm sitting in an engineering lab at Caltech"
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"helping to build a prototype for a high-tech guidance system."
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"Hey. Where are the guys?"
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"Oh, they went to the store to get solder,"
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"which is metal you melt to make science things."
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"I'm an astrophysicist."
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"You need any help?"
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"Okay. That's cool."
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"I guess everybody's involved in this project but me."
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"So... see ya."
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"I feel bad."
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"Should we have asked him to stay?"
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"Yes."
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"Will you please tell me where we're going?"
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"Sorry, you're on a need-to-know basis."
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"I'm driving the car."
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"I need to know."
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"So where are we going?"
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"What are we gonna tell the girls?"
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"It's not a problem."
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"And now you've made it a problem."
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"that doesn't make us look bad."
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"The boys had to drive all the way to San Bernardino"
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"for the solder and got a flat."
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"But we're gonna have to"
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"put the spare on before we go back."
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"Oh, you're good at this."
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"Well, I lie a lot."
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"Hey, guys, thank you"
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"to be one of the first audiences to see Suicide Squad."
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"Hey!"
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"good things happen to bad people."
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"Uh, we're gonna get started in a couple minutes. Enjoy."
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"Who are you texting?"
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"Raj. He really wants to see this movie."
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"Oh, he'll never make it in time."
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"Would you ladies please leave the room for a moment?"
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"They went to the movies. Look."
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"Oh. You know what? I'm gonna let them know"
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"that I'm here with you and that they're busted."
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"No. You know what? Don't. Don't."
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"Yeah, let's see how deep a hole they can dig for themselves."
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"I mean, it's not testicles on a cryostat,"
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"Why do you have a storage unit?"
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"Just wait."
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"How long have you had it?"
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"Do you want me to hold that computer?"
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"Welcome to my Fortress of Shame."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Um, every book,"
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"every T-shirt, every piece of broken electronics."
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"I have a Ziploc bag"
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"filled with all my old Ziploc bags."
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"Okay."
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"I would like to tell you"
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"that there is"
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"So I'm gonna need a minute."
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"All right, how are we gonna play this when they return?"
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"You guys should totally be making out with me."
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"No, ma'am."
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"so you hide in the closet. When they show up,"
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"about where they were, we'll pretend to believe them,"
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"and just when they think they got away with it, you jump out."
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"And they'll be like, "What?!""
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"In here is every clock radio I've ever owned."
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"Calculators, VHS tapes."
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