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Clips from Scrubs - My Faith in Humanity (S04E04)

"But I can do whatever I want."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"I thought we were doing moustaches on Sunday."
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"- You invited Kelso to Moustache Sunday? - Enough with the moustaches."
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"I needed an excuse to get out of couples counselling."
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"Besides, this way no one gets hurt."
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"Just get out of here."
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"Forget Dennis. He's a horrible person."
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"We'll never change his mind. We need to focus on Betty."
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"He seems like a reasonable guy."
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"Listen to me, Barbacious, you gotta stay the course."
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"Keep ignoring him."
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"Piece of cake. First you engage him, then you ignore him."
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"I don't have time for this, OK? I'm a doctor."
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"But you asked me how I was."
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"Quiet, jackass. What did you say to Elliot to make her run?"
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"- If you hurt her... - I didn't say anything."
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"Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you."
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"- A bag of rats. Are those alive? - I put a dead one in the middle."
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"- Know what I'm saying? - I very much don't."
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"Jailbreak!"
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"Sorry, I was just watching Good Times in the doctors' lounge."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna screw him to the wall."
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"Can you believe this guy?"
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"Son, look around."
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"Kelso had a point. In the outside world,"
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"you'll see a stream of cars drive by an old woman with a flat tyre."
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"Around here, every time you round a corner,"
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"- well... - She fell again."
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"They'll never be able to find you."
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"Which, incidentally, is 10,000 miles east of Australia"
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"and famous for alcoholism and clam chowder."
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"Brushing up on New Zealand."
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"You've been brushing up on New England."
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"Well, go anyway. Wherever it is you're rafting."
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"Barbie! Go get him!"
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"I... believe in you."
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"Like when you told me the hospital fund raiser was a costume party."
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"I was in a costume too."
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"You wore an Armani tux."
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"I went as someone who doesn't make a fool out of himself."
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"How'd you not get that?"
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"I just got my sister into the hospital across town."
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"I can finally get her out of this hell hole."
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"is up to the highest standards and codes."
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"And then something surprising happened."
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"Look, buddy, I..."
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"I barely know your sister, I certainly don't know you,"
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"but she told me what she wanted, and I'm gonna honour that."
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"Not you."
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"They're smart, they are organised,"
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"and they've got my keys."
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"One man saw someone who didn't run away from a problem"
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"I got something I'd like to share today."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I don't like it when Carla pinches my nipples when we're having sex."
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"Baby, that's... That's one of the reasons why I cry,"
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"Just make her as comfortable as possible."
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"He's definitely leaving for good this time, Barbie."
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"- Why won't you leave me alone? - I don't know."
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"knocking the hell out of each other."
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"That's a cute couple."
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"I give 'em a week."
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"Oh, congratulations, Clarissa."
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"restored my faith in humanity."
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"Righty loosey, lefty tighty."
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"Righty tighty, lefty loosey."
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"Man. It still feels good."
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"Why are you going through so much trouble?"
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"Carla says you cry after you orgasm."
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"I decided to help their marriage by moving out,"
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"OK, I'll see you around."
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"Twelve minutes door to door!"
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"Dead mom joke's always funny."
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"And you brought a handsome buck."
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"You don't remember that?"
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"I'm kind of on my way to the airport."
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"So, Betty, I'll check on you the second I get back, OK?"
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"There's no denying they have a distinctive smell."
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"I mean, it's nothing bad. It's like a... general mustiness."
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"Like, you know, when you get your cast taken off,"
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"And, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman."
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"I can be a little condescending."
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"a super medical crime-fighting team, I felt lousy."
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"I've said that a million times, but no idea what it means."
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"There you go, Betty."
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"That's every cotton ball in the hospital."
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"You'll feel good. Trust me."
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"Elliot, my neighbour fainted too."
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"I don't mean dancing, I mean going up to the roof and killing rats."
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"Oh, my God, here he comes."
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"Make love with your lady in front of some old dude filming you?"
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"- Sure. I'll be with you in a minute. - OK."
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"Are you familiar with Mr David Brinkley?"
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"OK."
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"He didn't hide because he was afraid to admit someone was right."
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"As I understand it, you just talked my sister into ending her life."
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"Everything's gonna be fine. Trust me."
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"let me be the first to say thanks and hallelujah."
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"Dr Kelso, you can't do that."
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"We'll just have her explain how she feels. Problem solved."
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"It's pretty simple."
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"Take a canvas bag..."
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"because some guy was too busy to hold the door open."
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"So you laughed and pointed."
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"I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just said it happened."
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"Just go. No one here knows your last name."
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"Go enjoy your rafting thing in New Zealand."
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"- Where's he going? - He just left."
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"No, you don't. You want me to embarrass myself to laugh at me."
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"Get back here! I'm sorry!"
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"till I figure out a way to make you understand,"
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"because you pinch them too hard, and it hurts."
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"look him straight in the eye with those beautiful blues and..."
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"- What now? - I mean... I mean, go."
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"stopped to help an old lady change a tyre."
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"and tightened those lug nuts, Martha."
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"and found the courage to do the same."
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"As much as Hooch loved us, it was even better to see Turk happy."
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"while he was alive?"
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