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Clips from Scrubs - My Therapeutic Month (S06E06)

"TURK: I knew right then that somehow I'd make Dr. Cox..."
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"Seriously, dude, stop doing that. That's my thing."
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"So, since I told Keith he only rents a room,"
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"Probably not until after his party next week."
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"A party in his room?"
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"Every God-awful year Enid's wheelchair rusts in the salt water,"
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"Harrison spends my money getting his hair braided by trannies"
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"- Damned trannies got me in my sleep. - That's just wrong."
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"What are you up to, baby?"
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"I've been using all my down time to study medicine,"
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"But every time I crack open these books,"
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"Then I wonder if we have any frozen sugar-free fruit juice pops at home."
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"I'm gonna help you study tonight and for every right answer that you get,"
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"or, if you'd prefer, I can remove an item of clothing."
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"- A potassium level under 3.5. - Right! And here comes your reward!"
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"- Yeah, come to daddy! - Yeah."
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"Oh, Izzy spit up on me earlier."
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"Well, how come you ain't put a new one on?"
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"(PEOPLE CLAMORING)"
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"To mutton chops!"
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"Now, I did this to make a point, okay?"
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"You have to think for yourself, don't be a sheep, follow the fold."
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"I want you to repeat after me, I think for myself."
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"- You can't tell me what say. - You can't tell me what say."
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"Unbelievable."
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"- Unbelievable. - Unbelievable."
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"Hey, everyone, my landlord wants us to keep quiet."
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"Dude, why don't you just ask Anne out?"
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"I don't know."
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"It's the right thing to do, just like me studying my ass off."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, watch me drop some knowledge on Dr. Kizz-ox."
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"Excuse me, coming through."
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"What is the diagnosis and management?"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Dr. Turk, that's just an excellent diagnosis."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"However, with his low platelet count,"
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"treatment with activated protein C would cause what, class?"
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"- Brain hemorrhage! - Brain hemorrhage!"
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"I can't take you seriously until you take off the janitor's mutton chops."
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"- We're different than you and Turk. - You aren't."
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"We're not gonna go through the same things you did."
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"- How can you say that? - Well, she doesn't get it, babe."
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"(MOANING)"
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"(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)"
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"I need some new people in my life."
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"Okay, it's now or never."
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"My life really hasn't been in the best place lately."
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"I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date."
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"would put on my body might cause me to pass out,"
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"I know that as a physical therapist,"
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"you can appreciate someone who's trying to get their life back on track."
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"and show you that I'm really just a nice guy"
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"who's fallen on some hard times?"
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"No."
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"Nope."
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"So, I lied."
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"- Well, did she elaborate? - She did not."
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"is how supportive the people close to you can be."
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"At least you got back in the game, right?"
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"So, Dr. Cox, the cast comes off tomorrow."
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"Wow!"
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"Look, you may never have the same grasp on medicine"
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"of your fellow numb-nut surgeons."
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"You guys made it through a month and you still wanna live together."
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"J.D.: Brian made us realize how huge"
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"Whether it's having a little more knowledge than your colleagues..."
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"... or easing up on the rules for the sake of your relationship,"
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"or finally being ready to get back in the game."
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"- Hey, Katie. You wanna grab a drink? - Yeah, but not with you."
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"I'm back!"
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"So, they let you back on the road, huh?"
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"Yeah, that's where you blow."
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"(ENGINE MISFIRING)"
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"but I just don't know if Keith is marriage material."
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"it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me."
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"(GREETING IN JAPANESE)"
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"I'd love to put my ear on her butt to see if I could hear the ocean."
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"I just got out of a serious relationship,"
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"Look, the point is, it's an adjustment. Get ready for some arguing."
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"Living with a guy before marriage makes me feel too whorey."
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"Does she live on the second floor?"
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"you just turf the patient right down to us, the real doctors,"
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"See?"
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"You stick with the physical therapy and I will ask Anne out."
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"- Deal? - Yeah."
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"Everything's awesome, we're great, everything's great."
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"if I was actually doing anything. You haven't asked me for help once."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Well, I'm off to my family vacation in Bermuda."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Actually, these are fake. You all look ridiculous."
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"You can't tell me what say."
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"Hello. It's a little noisy, Keith."
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"- And what would that cause? - His death!"
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"Why is it that when it comes to relationships,"
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"J.D.: The thing about failure"
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"Well, hey, man, it's no big deal."
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"You have diabetes and you can't eat cupcakes."
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"ALL: I don't feel like I accomplished anything."
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"(TURN PLAYING)"
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"you fricking fricky-frick?"
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"... I thought about the deals we sometimes make."
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"(SHUSHING)"
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"I was wondering if I could borrow some money so I could get him some."
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"Lupus..."
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"It looks like tiny hamsters died all over your face."
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"All better."
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"No, Keith, this is my place. You just rent a room."
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"he refuses to come out of it. It doesn't matter, he'll crack."
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"Good luck."
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"so I can prove to Dr. Cox I'm not just another dumb surgeon."
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"We're okay for now, but I still don't know if Keith is marriage material."
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"Todd, our appendectomy patient may be hypertensive."
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"J.D.: There is not a doctor in the world"
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"Damn right."
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"You know what, I'll make you a deal."
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"(PANTING)"
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"(HEAVY METAL SONG PLAYING)"
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