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Clips from Family Guy - Joe's Revenge (S11E11)

"A guy who's looking for Bobby Briggs."
Family Guy
"Where is he?"
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"And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you."
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"All I need is one dance,"
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"I was molested by my dad."
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"a client's personal information."
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"♪"
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"He lives at 2820 Ocean Boulevard,"
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"Atta girl."
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"Boy, it sure is nice having Mr. Quagmire's cat around."
Family Guy
"I got to say, cats are so much better than dogs."
Family Guy
"It's true."
Family Guy
"Okay, show me one way in which cats are better than dogs."
Family Guy
"Well, okay, uh, for one thing,"
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"they always land on their feet."
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"Watch."
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"So? Big deal. Dogs do that, too."
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"Here, go ahead, do what you just did, but with me."
Family Guy
"Oh, my neck! Ow!"
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"Oh, my God, Brian!"
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"Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Call somebody! Oh!"
Family Guy
"We need one of those boards"
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"they use for football players! Ow!"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Well, that's kind of a broad statement."
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"Okay, 2820 Ocean, this is it."
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"All right, apartment number two."
Family Guy
"What? What is that?"
Family Guy
"His mom must be so cool."
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"And he's got a trash compactor."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Who?"
Family Guy
"Wait, you... you don't remember me?"
Family Guy
"I infiltrated your heroin operation."
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"(cell phone ringing)"
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"Damn it. That's Lois."
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"(grunting)"
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"Yeah, everything's great."
Family Guy
"Well, how does the supermarket run out of parsley?"
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"Peter, I'm going to fall!"
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"Spidey, can you swing us across with your web?"
Family Guy
"And it's Spider-Man, not Spidey."
Family Guy
"I'm pretty sure I've heard people call you Spidey."
Family Guy
"Yeah, close friends."
Family Guy
"And you're a fat nobody, and I'm (bleep) Spider-Man,"
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"so how do you think I feel?"
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"That fall will kill you."
Family Guy
"(panting)"
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"CROWD: Move that bus!"
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"Enjoy your new home."
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"I had him!"
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"That was our one chance!"
Family Guy
"You got nothing to be ashamed of."
Family Guy
"You caught that guy who was killing"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but this was important!"
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"The one perp who meant everything to me."
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"If I caught this guy,"
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"I'd finally be able to sleep at night."
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"Damn it!"
Family Guy
"You guys can still catch Briggs."
Family Guy
"You're under arrest for interfering"
Family Guy
"with a police investigation."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"You should be out there arresting the real criminals."
Family Guy
"Like switchblade-wielding white guys"
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"The real criminal's getting away."
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"Yeah, the bastard's making a break for it,"
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"just like South America."
Family Guy
"Hey, man, where you going?"
Family Guy
"I'll be back. I'm coming back."
Family Guy
"Why would the cops arrest us"
Family Guy
"That's one of the corrupt cops who helped harbor Briggs"
Family Guy
"while he was on the lam for 15 years."
Family Guy
"These guys are bad news."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"What are they going to do to us?"
Family Guy
"We're not going to stick around to find out."
Family Guy
"(zip)"
Family Guy
"What the hell is that?"
Family Guy
"Peter?"
Family Guy
"(sawing)"
Family Guy
"We're going to have to go with the acetylene torch penis."
Family Guy
"My STDs help it burn brighter."
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"The keys are in the ignition. Let's go!"
Family Guy
"You say that about everybody."
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"Yeah, we did it! But we lost Briggs."
Family Guy
"We got nothing."
Family Guy
"this number next to the phone in his kitchen."
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"This is the area code for Juarez, Mexico."
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"He's trying to get over the border!"
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"There's only one road into Juarez,"
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"We got to get to El Paso."
Family Guy
"Joe, how do you know"
Family Guy
"He just rubbed, like, salsa on my legs."
Family Guy
"They know we're not cops!"
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"to El Paso leaves in 40 minutes."
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"Won't he already be there?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, Joe."
Family Guy
"Sometimes the security's pretty lax."
Family Guy
"I mean, the last plane I was on got gay-jacked."
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"This plane's going to Miami!"
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"Hey, Lois?"
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"Shh. Quiet, Brian."
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"Mom's taking a nap on the couch."
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"Isn't that cute?"
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"(purring)"
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"Purr. Purr."
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"BRIAN: Stupid cat!"
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"Hey, I got an idea."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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"(sizzling)"
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"Second-degree burns; first-degree fun."
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"Till Briggs comes through."
Family Guy
"You know, I was thinking about that, Joe."
Family Guy
"If Briggs is driving here, that's like 2,000 miles."
Family Guy
"Huh. I guess you're right."
Family Guy
"Well, what are we going to do for two days in El Paso?"
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"where John Pershing took control"
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"of the Eighth Army Brigade in 1914."
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