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Clips from The O.C. - The New Kids on the Block (S02E02)

"What was I supposed to do, wait for you? You weren't coming back."
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"I wanted you to tell me the truth."
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"Well, hot damn, welcome to the club."
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"-You had me three months ago, and you left. -I want to make that up to you."
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"-Put your hands behind your head. -Don't say anything. I'll follow you to the station."
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"I can't believe this about your grandfather. He's in big trouble."
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"Damn Oregonian barbers, man, making my head too small for my body."
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"-I'll survive. It'll grow out. -I'm talking about Caleb.Looks like someone was way off base."
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"I'm like a monster, dude. I'm all I think about, and not in a good way."
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"-Ah, here it is. First day of A.P. Physics today. I'm kind of nervous."
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"-Why didn't you just tell me, then? -It was kind of hard getting a word in. I mean, you're a good talker, but you're not so"
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"Better how?"
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"There's no hidden agenda here, like say, getting Summer back?"
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"that is what she wants, in which case, that's not about me."
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"Just admit it-- you want her back. No. No, I don't."
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"-It's the new me, Ryan. World, wrap your head around the new Seth Cohen. -You're talking about yourself in the third person"
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"How is Seth's hair right now?"
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"Well, coming from the guy who married Julie Cooper, that's saying something."
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"My next move is to meet with the partners. Make sure they agree to my taking you on as a client."
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"-What-- rich, powerful? -Guilty."
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"-You missed the turn. -I'm not taking you to the office. Kirsten is meeting us at the house."
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"We both know, with the exception of the underhanded stuff, Kirsten does everything anyway."
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"Step down.Put Kirsten in charge. That's your next move."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, but I'm letting you order first. I may be selfless, but I'm still pretty stingy."
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"I just didn't want to keep him waiting. That'd be selfish."
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"What? There's a new club at the pier that the Walkmen are playing at."
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"-You know who loves the Walkmen? -You? -Yeah, and..."
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"Yeah, so maybe I'll buy her and Zach tickets to the show."
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"-Why would you do that? -Out of friendship and to show her how selfless I can be."
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"-And to get her back. -I'm going to look into this. -Seth, your coffee. -Oh, thanks a lot.I'll, uh, get you next time."
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"-Oh, my God. I am so sorry. -That was refreshing."
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"Uh, here, let me..."
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"-I... am so sorry. Are you okay?"
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"-Yeah, I have to, uh, get a rhinoplasty, but now I'll look just like all the other girls here."
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"It's okay, really. Uh, you can leave my tampons where they are. Thanks."
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"Is there anything I can do?"
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"Uh, well, I guess you could dislocate my shoulder, or shave off my eyebrows."
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"I mean, is this how you guys treat all your new students,or is today just my lucky day?"
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"-Can I buy you a coffee? -No, no, no, no. Please, please don't."
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"I've had plenty, thanks, and I'm guessing you have, too."
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"I'm just going to ring out my shirt and stuff toilet paper up my nose, and I'm sure I'll have no trouble fitting in now."
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"The only way a company is going to survive a crisis like this is for the C.E.O. to step down."
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"There's more police, more reporters, or angry stockholders."
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"Julie, hi."
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"Caleb. As soon as I saw the paper, I walked right out of my seaweed wrap, and I came right here."
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"I know I haven't been there for you, sweetie. But you haven't been exactly honest with me."
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"All right."
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"Honey...When Jimmy went down, our marriage fell apart."
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"-Kirsten is taking care of all of that. -Well, she can't do everything."
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"-Surely there's something I can do. -There is one thing, but..."
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"-Name it. -Food."
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"-Since I'm going to be working from home, we're going to need some water, some coffee, some of those pumpkin muffins I like"
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"Kirsten, Sandy? Back to business."
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"Is it just me, or is Zach perfect?"
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"He's good-looking, but not into himself, smart, but not a showoff. Athletic, but sensitive."
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"A politician's son. Hey, he's like Newport's Prince William."
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"-He is, like, dying to go have lunch with Zach. -So, you going to do it?"
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"No way. Remember what a Grade A disaster that was with Cohen?"
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"Then you two will live happily ever after with no problems and nothing standing in your way?"
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"-Okay, so, then you don't really like Zach. -No. I mean yes. I don't... Ew, shut up."
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"Hey. Come sit down."
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"-You read the paper? -Just the L.A. Times, the New York Times, the Orange County Register and The Wall Street Journal."
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"-Don't worry, I promise I'll keep my hands to myself. -Well, it's your elbow I'm worried about."
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"-Why do you hate me so much? -No, I don't; I'm sorry."
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"-What did I do? -It was an accident. -No, it was like four accidents."
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"-Six, if you count each individual tampon. -I don't know what else you want me to say."
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"-Well, I wasn't. -I was being sarcastic. -I wasn't."
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"Your favorite physics teacher here, R.E. Greenberg, with your new lab partner assignments."
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"Ryan Atwood with Lindsay Gardner."
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"Jennifer Anderson with Jamie Barber."
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"-Could be our very own CBGBs. -"CB" what?"
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"Okay."
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"Hi, excuse me. Uh, we're here about tickets."
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"Yeah, I can see that. Thanks."
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"-Excuse me, ma'am. -Touch me again, I'll hurt you."
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"-Okay, fine. What do you call this? -Thanks."
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"-That's the last one. All set, Alex. -Awesome."
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"-Well, if I work here, could I get tickets? -You don't work here."
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"-No, sure I would. Sign me up. -Seth..."
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"-You don't want to know the pay, the hours, job description? -No, I'm good."
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"-Perfect. -Okay, I'm Alex. You can start right now. If I don't fire you by the end of tonight, then come back tomorrow."
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"-I have a mop, Ryan. -You've got a mop, bro."
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"-So, you're doing all this for Summer? -Yeah, for her friendship."
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"-Wow, you really are changing. -Yeah, I am."
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"Okay, now you're talking about yourself in, like, the fourth person."
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"Well, it's a whole new dimension of selflessness, Ryan. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the urinals."
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"I don't know where they are."
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"Check out the new Ryan Atwood, studying at the breakfast table."
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"-Oh, physics is tough. -It's not the work, it's the students. A student, to be exact."
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"-My back. Personal growth is so painful. -My son, doing manual labor? I never thought I'd live to see the day."
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"Hey, Mom. Check out this ironic twist of events."
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"-..slept well the past couple nights, so concerned have I been for his well-being. -But everything is going to be okay?"
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"-Right? -Right."
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"And what, if Grandpa, like, he did have to go to some white-collar prison with tennis and TiVo, then...?"
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"-Don't worry, Seth, it won't affect you. -He wouldn't lose the company? -No."
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"Everything's going to be fine."
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"-I don't want you to worry, sweetie. -I'm not."
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"-Because it's not going to be like it was with your father. I'm going to hold this family together. -Fine."
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"I know that there's a lot of uncertainty in our lives right now,"
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"'cause if Caleb did go to jail, then you'd be out on the street, and I could go back to living with Dad."
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"To work on our lab report."
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"Oh, uh... no, I already turned it in. Don't worry, I put both our names on it. You'll get an "A.""
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"The only reason why I transferred to Harbor was so I could load up on A.P. courses,"
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"You think I'm stupid."
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"God doesn't give with both hands, so... take the "A." Enjoy it. It's my treat."
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"-Uh-huh. -Where are you going?"
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"-Mr. Greenberg? -Yes?"
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"That lab report Lindsay handed in, I'm afraid I'm not quite finished with it yet."
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"Well, it looks perfect to me."
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"-Is this true?"
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"Look, guys, good science requires teamwork. Part of the assignment is working together."
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"Oh, yeah, you're not stupid at all."
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"Uh, a little help here. I think I'm going to have a hernia."
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"-You are so out of your element. -No, I'm not."
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"Her boy... her friend that's a boy."
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"-I'm showing her that I'm capable of thinking of somebody other than myself. -Huh, that's sweet. It's pathetic, but sweet."
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"Hmm. What?"
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"I don't know, maybe. Okay, I love you, too. And say hi to Daddy."
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"I used to. I got kicked out."
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