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Clips from Scrubs - My Old Friend's New Friend (S04E04)

"Great! Oh, thanks. OK..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Turk's back from his honeymoon!"
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"Turk! Hi!"
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"Maybe someday he'll love me like that."
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"He's here! Turk!"
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"Got it!"
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"Turk!"
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"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
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"The newlyweds. And hey, Carla."
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"Mark my words, the first year of marriage is a real treat."
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"- You broke my jaw! - You gotta stop that back talk early."
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"- Come on, glass jaw. - Duck and move, Gandhi."
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"Here it is. Watch it. Oh! Duck and move."
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"Hey, dude, get us some more ice cream."
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"First of all, this is a Rice Dream."
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"Hey, JD, although we do appreciate the wedding gift,"
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"Turk and I decided we don't want this Sugar Hill Gang alarm clock."
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"We don't?"
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"I got it. I'm OK. Don't... Here goes..."
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"As I fondled Katya, my pillow girlfriend,"
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"I had almost forgotten that when I wake up,"
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"it'll be the start of my last week as a resident."
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"Now what you hear is not a dream"
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"Don't look at me. It just fell. Please, please, please, please?"
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"Proceed unmolested."
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"My last week of residency had begun."
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"It felt special to me, and I had a hunch it meant a lot to one other person."
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"So? You feelin' all like bleaaah?"
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"Low-carb diets, Michael Moore,"
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"the Republican National Convention,"
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"Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products,"
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"Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots,"
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"the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states,"
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"everything, everything,"
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"everything that exists, past, present and future,"
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"in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions."
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"And Hugh Jackman."
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"Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. How dare he?"
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"I missed you guys so much."
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"Come over tonight, we're looking at wedding pictures."
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"There's this picture of me after I got sick off my third champagne and Red Bull"
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"The photographer said he could airbrush the puke off my dress."
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"So is JD going to be there tonight?"
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"Mostly pop songs, you know, unless I'm eating soul food."
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"OK."
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"- I wouldn't. - Chicken salad, oh, yeah"
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"It's strange feeling alone when a month ago, I was part of this tight group."
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"You're food to be eaten that's good"
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"Of course you'll beat her. She's having half her brain removed."
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"JD? A little problem this morning with Malik."
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"Hey, AAA? I need a pickup on the corner of 4th and..."
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"Ah, Malik. Lots of memories in that old car."
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"- Of what? - Driving, mostly."
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"There ain't nothin' mini about me."
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"- There isn't. - There isn't!"
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"Mr Radford, if you keep turning down therapy, you'll never get out of bed."
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"Haunting."
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"He likes to sing when he gets up,"
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"and the weird thing is, Johnny, he captures the mood of the room."
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"I published a paper on motivation methodology in post-operative seniors."
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"- So if you want, I could help. - What floor?"
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"I appreciate the offer, but there's a special doctor I use when I need help,"
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"and he'd be pretty pissed if I didn't come to him first."
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"Why, Marishka? Why insist on bothering me with these things?"
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"You see my patient, teach me a lesson"
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"Dr Cox, can I borrow you for a minute?"
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"Newbie, you're on your own. Get used to it."
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"You're setting the bar low on that one there."
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"I throw him a decision that means nothing to me. Like buying a new car."
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"As long as it's got four wheels and air conditioning, I'm happy."
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"Check it, baby! Scooters."
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"Fantastic. It's too good."
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"Clever. JD, this is so unfair. I never get to see Turk and Carla anymore."
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"It's like we got divorced and you keep the friends because you live with them."
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"Elliot, you're overreacting. We're not some kind of gang, OK?"
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"OK."
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"...let's roll!"
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"First, it's a bad idea to take a full bladder out on your hog."
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"They're showing Cocoon in the chapel!"
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"You're the only one, cos people are going crazy."
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"Akbar, Akbar, Akbar."
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"I was looking at Mr Radford's chart."
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"Except for him. Yes! I knew he couldn't stay away!"
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"I'm Molly, and I tagged in with the Mr Radford thing..."
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"Molly, Molly. You lost me at hello."
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"- but you don't want physical therapy? - I just don't have it in me."
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"OK, then. I sure hope you're comfortable in that bed,"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"That was me talking to a patient who has thrown in the towel."
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"You can't save everyone. Start working with people who want your help."
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"I'm still beating you."
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"I'm glad your surgery went OK and you have your A game. I don't care who wins."
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"Half a brain, damn it!"
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"I'm not ready to give up on Mr Radford."
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"You want me to give my "things I don't care about speech" again?"
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"I agrizzle, my nizzle."
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"I'll see you."
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"I didn't have plans last night, so I went to bed at 8.00 and woke up at 4.00,"
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"realised the sunrise looks beautiful through the trees,"
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"And that he needs to lose, like, 900 pounds."
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"The appropriate response is, "Yes, I am here early.""
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"It's called "small talk." Not "my depressing life in 30 seconds.""
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"I am not depressed, sir! In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today!"
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""Oh, shut up!""
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"I should go."
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"Ring around the janitor Pocket full of..."
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"- Why the giant X? - Why the stupid face?"
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"You knocked that exit sign down."
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"Your residency is coming to a close and that's it. Nothing left to do, but..."
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"This is kind of cool. Maybe we can be friends."
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"Excuse me, doctor. I dropped a nickel in that therapy whirlpool."
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"Could you get it for me?"
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"OK, but stand back. These things can be pretty dangerous."
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"Oh, boy..."
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"about gangs and friend-stealing. Peace out."
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"Why did you kick my scooter?"
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"Easy, Massimo. She's gonna fix it. Go inside, I'll meet you in my office."
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"Who's Johnny?"
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"You act like everyone's boxing you out,"
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