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Clips from Friends - The One with the Videotape (S08E08)

"That's, like, the pervert motto."
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"Here's what happened. Joey can back me up."
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"A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem?"
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"The personal thing?"
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"-What personal thing? -About sex?"
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"Sure."
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"I actually had a topic in mind."
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"I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex-wise."
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"-For, like, months? -Five, to be.."
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"lying. Six."
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"It's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things, like.."
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"the sound of a bird and the color of the sky."
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"I got something. It's this story that I came up with."
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"Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty."
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"Tell it to me."
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"Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it."
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"-You were backpacking across Europe? -Have a nice six more months."
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"I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake."
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"It was dead silent. Gorgeous."
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"But she was crying."
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"It's from France."
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"In Europe."
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"A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe."
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"-Really? -Wait, it gets better."
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"Yeah, I was in Barcelona."
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"I studied for a year in Barcelona."
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"-You did? -Yeah. When were you there?"
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"-Eighty.. -Nine?"
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"That's great!"
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"I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo.."
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"Great. I'm across the street having sex right now."
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"-Your story sucks. -Then you didn't tell it right."
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"-Show me how you did it. -No, I don't want to."
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"I'm not hungry."
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"If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I'll help you out."
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"That means a lot to me, man."
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"Were you talking to yourself?"
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"That's less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was."
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"It kept rolling and recorded everything."
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"only we'll know the monkeys."
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"Look, I'm not gonna let you guys watch us."
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"Thanks, I'm good."
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"Thank you."
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"-No. -You're right."
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"-Joey, no. -Loud and clear."
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"If they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names."
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"Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names."
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"-We didn't do anything wrong. -I know."
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"Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes."
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"Joke, joke.."
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"-It was your questions. -What about them?"
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"-Was that another joke? -Was that another question?"
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"No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake."
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"How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?"
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"There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village."
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"Anyway, here."
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"-You don't want to see this, do you? -Hell, yeah!"
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"Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it."
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"We'll think of another way to put the "who came on to who" thing to rest."
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"Come on now, think!"
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"And she wants to destroy it, so end of story."
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"-I want to see it. -What?"
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"You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it."
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"-Rachel, please? -Oh, a little preview."
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"Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road."
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"Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying.."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"I'm so happy."
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"-There I am. -You're gonna get pregnant."
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"I screwed up so bad."
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"I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago."
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"You didn't do it?"
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"I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today."
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"I can't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it."
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"Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel.""
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"So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed?"
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"It seems like yesterday they just got engaged."
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"I know."
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"Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost.."
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"You think we would've gone through with it?"
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"You think we would have done it?"
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"I know I wanted to. I just wasn't sure if you did."
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"Oh, I wanted to."
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"So we both wanted to."
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"Anyway, it probably worked out for the best."
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"In about 5 seconds, you'll see why."
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"Get ready to see some begging."
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"-Oh, you came on to Ross! -What?"
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"Now I'm so happy."
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"That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex!"
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"My friend Irene heard it from some guy."
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"Some guy!"
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"So, people are familiar with the Europe story?"
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"About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter."
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"If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have."
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"-It was an amazing night. -It was. It was amazing."
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"-That may be weird. -Yeah, it would be really weird."
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"-Nice tan. -Thank you."
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"I'd just gone to the beach that weekend."
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"-Make it stop. Make it stop. -Oh, no!"
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"-I don't ask too many questions, do I? -No."
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"-Really? -Absolutely not."
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"Jenny's been giving out their old number!"
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"How would you like to get together next Saturday?"
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"Okay, the week after that?"
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"You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions."
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"That you can have."
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"It doesn't matter what people believe! It happened."
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"I can't believe he taped them having sex."
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"-I want to call them. -Let's call."
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"-What? People don't do that. -Oh, I think we do."
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"That I hadn't had sex in months?"
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"Remember, it is just the story."
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"I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo."
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"Three."
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"-Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot? -It's been six months. I'm always hot."
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"I gotta go, I got a date. But try this."
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"It's not fair to her. Let's forget the tape."
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"I don't get why they'd give us a fake number."
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"Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now."
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