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Clips from Gravity Falls - Dipper vs. Manliness (S01E01)

"I mean, honey wasp kitten baby."
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"Ha ha! Silly!"
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"-Silly man. -What was that about?"
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"Wait just a second."
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"I think I have an idea happening here."
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"You have a thing for lazy Susan!"
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"All right. I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me."
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"I mean, look at her. She's so classy."
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"Grunkle Stan,"
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"You are a cranky, gross, weird old man."
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"Because nothing is stronger than the power of..."
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"-Love? -Mabel."
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"To victory!"
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"Another hydrant destroyed."
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"Quit readin' my mind."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman."
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"Is that what you're trying to say?"
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"Are you crying?"
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"Three..."
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"You said it, brother. I need help."
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"No."
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"I'm a manotaur!"
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"Half man, half, uh..."
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"Half taur!"
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"So did I, like, summon you, or..."
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"I got problems, manotaur. Man-related problems."
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"And I kinda flunked this manliness video game thing... Hmm..."
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"Beasts! I have brought you..."
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"'Sup?"
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"Weak!"
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"-Yeah, that's better. -An improvement, yeah."
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"Dipper the destructor wants us to teach him"
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"The secrets to our manliness!"
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"I need your help. Look at this, guys-- look at this!"
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"He's a human. I don't like him."
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"I don't like your face!"
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"Okay, Grunkle Stan."
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"Welcome to the first day of whatever is left of your life!"
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"First a "before" picture."
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"deedley-dum, mem-ories"
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"I'm soft like a woman."
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"Grunkle Stan, show me how you approach a woman."
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"Remember this is a safe, non-judgmental environment."
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"After a lot of punching,"
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"Denied!"
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"Okay, fine. That's okay with me."
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"Obviously you guys think it would be too hard to train me."
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"Maybe you're not man enough to try."
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"Huh?!!!"
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"Not man enough?!"
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"Destructor..."
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"He didn't mean it."
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"Pecs on my abs, and fists for nipples!"
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"Hey, do you guys hear that? It sounds like..."
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"Is that--that sounds like-- yeah, a bunch of chickens!"
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"Great! Thanks, guys."
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"Pain hole, schmain ho--"
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"You wanna be a man, don't you?"
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"All right. Let's try to get that inner beauty on the outside."
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"Harder!"
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"What do you think?"
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"Never lose sight of the sights you see"
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"I feel like there's really been some growth."
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"I feel like I'm finally becoming a man here."
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"One final task remains."
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"-Hey, quit it! -You quit it!"
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"I've survived forty-nine other trials."
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"Behold our leader... Leaderaur!"
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"Greetings, young--"
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"He's our sworn enemy."
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"Conquer him and your mansformation will be complete."
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"Uh, no. Ha ha! I-- I don't know whose that is."
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"I was just borrowing it. It's a friend's. Not mine."
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"Okay, Grunkle Stan."
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"Can I scratch myself now?"
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"Face it, mabel, your uncle's unfixable."
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"Like that spinning pie trolley thing in the diner."
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"What is a multi-bear?"
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"Bear heads-- silence!"
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"Child, why have you come here?"
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"Multi-bear, I seek your head!"
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"Er, one of them, anyway. There's like, what, six? Six heads?"
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"So be it."
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"Uh, okay."
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"I wish to die listening to my favorite song."
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"All the manotaurs make fun of me"
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"Because I know all the words to the song Disco Girl."
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"Hahaha, this is crazy!"
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"Finally, someone who-- who understands that--"
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"Oh, yeah. I guess I'm supposed to kill you or I'll never be a man."
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"It's for the best."
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"-Beardy? -It's Beardy."
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"And being aggro all the time,"
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"And you're a bunch of jerks if you want me to cut off his head!"
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"Hey, guys! Who wants to go build something and knock it down?"
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"I know he's not much to look at,"
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"But you're always fixing stuff in the diner,"
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"Nothing could use more fixing than my Grunkle Stan."
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"So your dating pool is smaller and you should really lower your standards."
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"Hey!"
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"Here's my number."
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"-Really? -Really!"
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"We did it!"
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"I don't have a phone. Let's buy a phone!"
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"We can put it on a credit card! Let's get a credit card."
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"Mabel! Let a man enjoy his pie, huh?"
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"Dipper! It's me, Mabel!"
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"I'm looking at you through the glass!"
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"I'm talking to you from inside!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"-Here we go. -But then they wanted me"
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"Take that, man tester! Take that, Pituitaur!"
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"Scrapbook-ortunity!"
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"Seriously, that's disgusting."
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"It's me, Lazy Susan, calling to say hi! Hi."
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"Good. Cianey, you say hi."
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"Mr. Catface, now it's your turn to say..."
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"Mr. Catface. Anyway, call me, call me back."
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"How do I get out of this?"
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"You do split plates, right?"
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