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Clips from Seinfeld - The Busboy (S02E02)

"I don't know, somebody left it."
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"Why would somebody poison a roll and leave it in the hallway..."
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"Once upon a time, there were some very hungry people. What is this?"
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"- Take some of mine. - Why do I get pesto?"
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"You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear. Pesto. Pesto."
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"Look at that guy."
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"I don't understand why he couldn't take a cab."
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"- Who? - Elaine is having..."
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"...a houseguest."
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"It's the pesto of cities. So?"
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"We shared an interpersonal experience."
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"So he's coming to stay with her for a week."
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"Did I get him in trouble because of what I said?"
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"I can't believe it. He's going. He's fired."
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"He'll probably kill his family over this."
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"Maybe I'll try that pesto."
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"Let's face it, it's not a profession where you embellish your rÈsumÈ..."
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"Why don't you get him another job?"
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"I'd like to apologize. I wanna tell him I didn't mean to get him in trouble."
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"- So you're going now? - Yeah."
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"Take the K-Man."
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"...but if you wouldn't mind..."
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"...try not to say too much."
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"I don't know."
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"Well, I'm not an idiot."
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"I'm sorry to bother you. I was in the restaurant earlier..."
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"...and I was wondering if I could talk to you about what happened."
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"I wanted you to know that I did not intend for that to happen."
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"You got anything to drink?"
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"Paquita?"
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"...how deeply, deeply sorry I am about everything."
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"...the cat..."
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"The lamp."
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"Yeah."
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"Come on. He's not stalking you."
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"- So? - So?"
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"...this car's gonna get me to the airport tomorrow, no problem?"
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"Guarantee? Hey, it's a car."
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"There's no ping. Why are you so wacky?"
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"No!"
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"And I'm sleeping all squished over on the edge of my bed."
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"For 5 bucks, he turned me onto the Rockaway Boulevard shortcut."
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"No, I bought a new one today. It's got everything."
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"...can make you very nervous."
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"On the ground, you have options."
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"...leaving in 10 minutes. Would you be interested in that?"
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"Get up. The alarm didn't go off. You're gonna miss the plane, it's 9: 15."
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"We'll never make it. I'll leave tomorrow."
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"- Where are you going? - The kitchen."
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"- You have to go now. - We'll never make it."
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"What are you doing?"
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"No. There's no time for folding, no time for folding. I think that's it."
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"- My shoes, you packed my shoes. - Shoes? Shoes?"
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"I have this! Let's go. Let's go."
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"- Anywhere in the city? - Anywhere in the city."
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"Okay..."
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"Sperry-Rand building, 14th floor, Morgan Apparel."
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"Mention my name, she'll give you the key."
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"Lincoln Center, Alice Tully Hall, the Met."
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"And if it hadn't been for that five-car pileup..."
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"Hey, Antonio, how's it going?"
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"Three nights ago..."
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"...it would have been me."
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"You saved my life!"
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"- Yeah? - It's Eddie."
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"...I find a job in a restaurant where they pay me..."
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"And, when I returned to the apartment..."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you all."
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"Hey, get your hands off me!"
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"Till when? Till he goes back to Seattle or till he can feed himself?"
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"I guess it's not important."
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"Take it easy."
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"...that have no prior argument."
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"Why don't they have the boxers come into the ring in little cars..."
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"Then you'd see a real fight."
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"I'm not a foodie."
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"I don't:"
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"Oh, this is too rare. Oh, it's too salty."
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"Just eat it and shut up."
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"I've eaten rolls off of room-service trays in hotel hallways."
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"I have. That's not a joke."
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"This is my life."
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"...for some comic coming down at 2:00 in the morning?"
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"Why would they do that?"
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"Sometimes you go to a restaurant, they put the check in a little book."
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"What is this, the story of the bill?"
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"Little gold tassel hanging down. Am I graduating from the restaurant?"
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"What is this about?"
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"You want some of mine?"
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"Why do I think I'll like it?"
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"I keep trying to like it."
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"- Like I have to like it. - Who said you have to like it?"
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"Everybody likes pesto."
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"- I don't like pesto. - Where was pesto 10 years ago?"
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"I'll bet you he's getting hair transplants."
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"Anytime you see a guy that age wearing a baseball cap, 10-1, plugs."
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"The thing about that painting is with the colours and..."
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"Oh, yeah, plugola."
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"One more thing about the car. Let it warm up for a minute."
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"Yeah, that's a tough minute."
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"It's like waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work."
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"She's picking him up at the airport tonight."
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"- A guy? - Yes, it's a guy."
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"- Seattle. - Everybody's moving to Seattle."
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"Well, you tell."
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"Well, from what I can piece together, our friend here met a gentleman..."
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"...on a business venture, and...?"
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"- Go on. - So they went out a few times..."
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"...but, apparently, when the fellow returned home..."
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"...he discovered that the Benes tattoo does not wash off so easily."
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"On some people."
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"It was just gonna be a weekend, but then, somehow, it became a week."
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"- Wait a second. - All right, okay."
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"- All right, all right, okay. - What happened?"
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"Oh, the busboy left the menu a little close to the candle."
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"I'm sorry for the disturbance."
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"- I'm never eating here again. - Yeah."
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"- Nice going. - Thank you."
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"- That ought to get us a free dessert. - Yeah."
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