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Clips from Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

"If I had a life, I'd hate it."
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
"He was my age when he sailed to China as a cabin boy."
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"He wound up a first mate."
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"Run off to sea and just leave everybody?"
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"Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family."
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"Ow!"
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"I mean, some family we are."
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"Okay, all right. So I'm a rat and you're a human being"
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"- and Gonzo's a, uh... - Uh, whatever."
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"Yeah. I mean, we're still... We're still family."
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"one of Captain Bones' adventures,"
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"sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure."
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"Yeah, discovering lost islands and weird civilizations."
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"Navigating with my father's old compass"
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"to wherever the wind may take us."
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"Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians."
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"To the southwest, pirate galleons!"
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"To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian shark women"
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"To the northwest, dirty dishes!"
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"I look around here and I want to cry"
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Am I doomed to wash and dry"
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"- Oh, I hope not. - Yeah."
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"When I could be an explorer"
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"Sure ya could."
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"Not so fast."
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"Instead of spending every afternoon"
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"just getting dishpan hands"
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"My future looks like nowhere that I want to be"
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"There's gotta be something better"
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"There's gotta be something better than this for me"
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"Well, now you're talkin'!"
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"If it's weird and wild let's go and find it"
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"The crazier, the better is what I say"
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"Mind what?"
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"Let danger call my name"
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"If it does I'm gonna hide"
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"He'll be by your side"
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"- Something more than this - I know that there's so much out there"
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"- To see - To see"
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"And I know this life I'm living"
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"Something better"
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"There's gotta be something better than this for me"
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"There's something better than this for you and"
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"Enough of this singin'!"
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"I got the horrors! Give me rum!"
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"Rum 'til I float!"
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"All right! All right! Just one small one."
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"Don't be giving him anymore rum!"
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"Shh! Shh!"
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"Billy Bones!"
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"It's me, Blind Pew."
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"I know you're here, Billy."
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"Ya sniveling coward!"
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"I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend."
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"Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!"
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"Ooh! Uh, no."
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"Over here!"
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"Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?"
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"There's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl."
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"Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying."
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"We're not pleased with that, Bill. Not at all."
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"Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!"
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"The black spot's a pirate's death sentence!"
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"- Whoa! - Fabulous."
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"- We'd better help. - Yeah, let's get some stuff."
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"Underwear."
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"You wanna run that by us again in English, Mr. Bones?"
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"It's mine! I'm goin' for that treasure myself!"
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"And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will..."
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"Captain Bones!"
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"He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim."
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"He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim."
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"- Jim! - Yes, Captain."
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"Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim."
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"- Yes, Captain. What is it? - Take the map!"
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"- What map? - The map to old Flint's treasure!"
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"Don't ya understand what I been tellin' ya?"
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"I was Flinty's first mate! We all were! Blind Pew and me!"
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"And anybody else to get their mitts on that map!"
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"Oh, aye! A lot!"
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"So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map!"
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"- Oh - Oh, yeah!"
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"Whoops."
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"We're gonna be dead."
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"Beware!"
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"- What? The one-legged man? - Aye! But also,"
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"beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects."
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"It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an..."
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"Captain?"
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"Jim! Ah!"
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"Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!"
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"Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we want!"
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"Can't a woman get her beauty sleep anymore?"
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"Ooh! Jim, what you doing?"
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"Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!"
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"Billy's dead,"
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"who gets in the way!"
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"Quick, Jim! The back stairs!"
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"Run! Run!"
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"This gun is useless!"
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"- You lost all the bullets! - Well, you're losin' the powder."
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"Tell us where it is or die!"
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"No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!"
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"Guys!"
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"- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Wow! What an exit!"
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"- Right through a brick wall! - I am in such pain."
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"I think I smell something burning, no?"
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"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?"
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"- I am staying right here! - Oh, good idea, Rizzo."
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"What are we waitin' for?"
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"Gimme that map. Let's go."
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"Wait a minute. What about Mrs. Bluveridge?"
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"Who's gonna clean all this up?"
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"Basted with butter!"
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"- Oh, let's see. - Oh, what a night."
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"There it is!"
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"Trelawney and Son, Master Ship Builders."
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