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Clips from MacGyver - Can Opener (S01E01)

So, Gramps had an invisible fence installed

"So, Gramps had an invisible fence installed"

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around our yard. He said the next time

"around our yard. He said the next time"

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Archimedes tried to escape, his collar

"Archimedes tried to escape, his collar"

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would give him a good shock.

"would give him a good shock."

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was a non-starter. So, I took his collar apart

"was a non-starter. So, I took his collar apart"

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and replaced the zapper with a speaker

"and replaced the zapper with a speaker"

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that emitted a high frequency only dogs could hear.

"that emitted a high frequency only dogs could hear."

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Archimedes never escaped again,

"Archimedes never escaped again,"

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and I did it without hurting him, because I loved that dog.

"and I did it without hurting him, because I loved that dog."

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This Serbian double agent on the other hand, well...

"This Serbian double agent on the other hand, well..."

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Jack, I need a spark

"Jack, I need a spark"

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right there!

"right there!"

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The Pentagon said alive.

"The Pentagon said alive."

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Not unharmed.

"Not unharmed."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Got one.

"Got one."

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It's perfect. One bed, one bath.

"It's perfect. One bed, one bath."

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And it's in the Hills.

"And it's in the Hills."

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Well, that one would've been perfect,

"Well, that one would've been perfect,"

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Damn.

"Damn."

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Yeah, well, it's L.A. 2016, you know.

"Yeah, well, it's L.A. 2016, you know."

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Things move fast.

"Things move fast."

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Even online, everything I find

"Even online, everything I find"

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in my price range is already rented.

"in my price range is already rented."

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I mean, I guess you could always bunk here.

"I mean, I guess you could always bunk here."

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You know, Mac and I can turn the attic into a third bedroom.

"You know, Mac and I can turn the attic into a third bedroom."

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Nice try.

"Nice try."

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But I'm not moving in with you.

"But I'm not moving in with you."

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And Mac, all right?

"And Mac, all right?"

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Like a Three's Company situation.

"Like a Three's Company situation."

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Thanks, but...

"Thanks, but..."

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I went from my mom's house

"I went from my mom's house"

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to a corporate apartment set up by the Phoenix.

"to a corporate apartment set up by the Phoenix."

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I've never had a place that was just mine, you know?

"I've never had a place that was just mine, you know?"

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I get it. You're an independent woman.

"I get it. You're an independent woman."

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I'm the same way.

"I'm the same way."

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Right.

"Right."

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I know it sounds silly,

"I know it sounds silly,"

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but...

"but..."

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for the first time, I have a real job,

"for the first time, I have a real job,"

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some money in my pocket.

"some money in my pocket."

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All I need is a home,

"All I need is a home,"

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and maybe I can finally put everything else in my rearview.

"and maybe I can finally put everything else in my rearview."

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All right. All right, what about this place?

"All right. All right, what about this place?"

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and one hell of a view.

"and one hell of a view."

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Listed 20 minutes ago,

"Listed 20 minutes ago,"

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and it's already rented.

"and it's already rented."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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I clicked the link. It's gone.

"I clicked the link. It's gone."

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I'm gonna get you a link nobody's clicked yet.

"I'm gonna get you a link nobody's clicked yet."

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Good day, sir.

"Good day, sir."

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I'm inquiring about the flat on Franklin,

"I'm inquiring about the flat on Franklin,"

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Yes, sir, I understand it's been rented, but it's a shame.

"Yes, sir, I understand it's been rented, but it's a shame."

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You see, your property was perfect

"You see, your property was perfect"

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for my associate, Miss Riley Davis.

"for my associate, Miss Riley Davis."

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Let me assure you she is a dream tenant

"Let me assure you she is a dream tenant"

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with a thriving career

"with a thriving career"

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So, I thought I'd just ring you up

"So, I thought I'd just ring you up"

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and see if you had any more flats available?

"and see if you had any more flats available?"

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You do?

"You do?"

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And it's not even online yet?

"And it's not even online yet?"

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Brilliant.

"Brilliant."

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Cheers.

"Cheers."

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Boom!

"Boom!"

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I'm impressed.

"I'm impressed."

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Give me your phone.

"Give me your phone."

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Uh, I thought I only got

"Uh, I thought I only got"

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You get one...

"You get one..."

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when you do something to deserve one.

"when you do something to deserve one."

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Did I mention I'm an expert mover?

"Did I mention I'm an expert mover?"

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So?

"So?"

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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I move in this weekend.

"I move in this weekend."

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Hey, listen, if you need a discount

"Hey, listen, if you need a discount"

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on some lightly used neon beer signs,

"on some lightly used neon beer signs,"

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I'm your boy.

"I'm your boy."

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Can I get back to you on that?

"Can I get back to you on that?"

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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Congratulations on the apartment.

"Congratulations on the apartment."

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How'd you know?

"How'd you know?"

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We're spies.

"We're spies."

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We got a call about a credit check.

"We got a call about a credit check."

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Sorry, but the moving in will have to wait.

"Sorry, but the moving in will have to wait."

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This is Joaquin "El Noche" Sancola.

"This is Joaquin "El Noche" Sancola."

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Former head of the Merida cartel.

"Former head of the Merida cartel."

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Oh, yeah, I remember this guy.

"Oh, yeah, I remember this guy."

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DEA had to catch him again and lock him up stateside.

"DEA had to catch him again and lock him up stateside."

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Ooh, I'm smelling some vacation time, I mean, correct me

"Ooh, I'm smelling some vacation time, I mean, correct me"

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if I'm wrong, but it's gonna be a really easy week

"if I'm wrong, but it's gonna be a really easy week"

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catching a guy who's already behind bars.

"catching a guy who's already behind bars."

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Actually,

"Actually,"

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him being behind bars is the problem.

"him being behind bars is the problem."

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Hmm, what do you mean?

"Hmm, what do you mean?"

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Since the U.S. locked up El Noche, his lieutenants

"Since the U.S. locked up El Noche, his lieutenants"

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have unleashed an unprecedented wave of violence

"have unleashed an unprecedented wave of violence"

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DEA agents and their families have all been killed.

"DEA agents and their families have all been killed."

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El Noche could be brutal,

"El Noche could be brutal,"

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but he was a businessman.

"but he was a businessman."

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These new lieutenants are barbarians.

"These new lieutenants are barbarians."

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The cartel is run out of a secret stronghold

"The cartel is run out of a secret stronghold"

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somewhere on the Yucatan peninsula.

"somewhere on the Yucatan peninsula."

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We may not know where the compound is,

"We may not know where the compound is,"

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And we know exactly where he is.

"And we know exactly where he is."

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Serving time in a maximum security prison in Texas.

"Serving time in a maximum security prison in Texas."

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Oh, yeah, look at that.

"Oh, yeah, look at that."

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Tell us where his secret hideout is?

"Tell us where his secret hideout is?"

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after we help him escape from prison.

"after we help him escape from prison."

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Oh, nice.

"Oh, nice."

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Once he's out, like a wasp,

"Once he's out, like a wasp,"

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he'll fly back home to his nest,

"he'll fly back home to his nest,"

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and he'll lead us right back to his stronghold.

"and he'll lead us right back to his stronghold."

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Then we take him and his lieutenants down,

"Then we take him and his lieutenants down,"

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Yeah, that's one of the craziest plans

"Yeah, that's one of the craziest plans"

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I've ever heard and I love it.

"I've ever heard and I love it."

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How we expected to make this happen?

"How we expected to make this happen?"

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Yep, this is the plan.

"Yep, this is the plan."

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Me.

"Me."

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Except, I'm not me anymore.

"Except, I'm not me anymore."

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According to the rap sheet Thornton and Riley whipped up,

"According to the rap sheet Thornton and Riley whipped up,"

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I'm Frank Morris, a mechanical engineer who ripped off

"I'm Frank Morris, a mechanical engineer who ripped off"

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