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Clips from Uncle Buck

TV Series 1989 –2016 30 min ★ 4.8/10 (1,239 ratings) 1,088 clips
Comedy
- You're thinking of ''shit.'' - Right.
"- You're thinking of ''shit.'' - Right."
Uncle Buck
A sixth-grader chased me with his bike and I was running.
"A sixth-grader chased me with his bike and I was running."
Uncle Buck
They weren't making enough cash in Indianapolis.
"They weren't making enough cash in Indianapolis."
Uncle Buck
- I'm sick ofyou calling her that. - Too bad.
"- I'm sick ofyou calling her that. - Too bad."
Uncle Buck
- Why do we need boys? They're so loud. - Shut up!
"- Why do we need boys? They're so loud. - Shut up!"
Uncle Buck
- This is really a good idea. - Thankyou.
"- This is really a good idea. - Thankyou."
Uncle Buck
I can't help myself. I want to get married and have a family with you.
"I can't help myself. I want to get married and have a family with you."
Uncle Buck
The clock is ticking away.
"The clock is ticking away."
Uncle Buck
I know what I like.
"I know what I like."
Uncle Buck
I don't hurt anybody. I don't see what the problem is.
"I don't hurt anybody. I don't see what the problem is."
Uncle Buck
Okay.
"Okay."
Uncle Buck
You're gonna show up? Swear to God? In the a.m.? Promise?
"You're gonna show up? Swear to God? In the a.m.? Promise?"
Uncle Buck
What happened?
"What happened?"
Uncle Buck
Your dad had a heart attack.
"Your dad had a heart attack."
Uncle Buck
Marcie. She's right across the street.
"Marcie. She's right across the street."
Uncle Buck
Would you call them?
"Would you call them?"
Uncle Buck
I want to leave as soon as we can.
"I want to leave as soon as we can."
Uncle Buck
I am so helpless here.
"I am so helpless here."
Uncle Buck
It has nothing to do with what happened.
"It has nothing to do with what happened."
Uncle Buck
What about Buck? I'm sure he'd be glad to help out.
"What about Buck? I'm sure he'd be glad to help out."
Uncle Buck
He's a little out there, but he's responsible and he's family.
"He's a little out there, but he's responsible and he's family."
Uncle Buck
Buck is not the kind of guy I feel comfortable leaving my kids with.
"Buck is not the kind of guy I feel comfortable leaving my kids with."
Uncle Buck
I loved my father very much.
"I loved my father very much."
Uncle Buck
So why did you move away from him?
"So why did you move away from him?"
Uncle Buck
If my family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too.
"If my family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too."
Uncle Buck
Mr. Neville yelled at Michael because their dog was sniffing Michael's balls.
"Mr. Neville yelled at Michael because their dog was sniffing Michael's balls."
Uncle Buck
We can talk to Mr. Neville about the dog.
"We can talk to Mr. Neville about the dog."
Uncle Buck
- Who's in Florida? - Get back in bed.
"- Who's in Florida? - Get back in bed."
Uncle Buck
I don't think we have much choice.
"I don't think we have much choice."
Uncle Buck
Bobby! Hang on a minute.
"Bobby! Hang on a minute."
Uncle Buck
You little pissant, how you doing?
"You little pissant, how you doing?"
Uncle Buck
We gotta get together. I haven't been overyour house since you moved in.
"We gotta get together. I haven't been overyour house since you moved in."
Uncle Buck
You were right. I should never have put the barbecue that close.
"You were right. I should never have put the barbecue that close."
Uncle Buck
What am Ithinking?Sure.
"What am Ithinking?Sure."
Uncle Buck
Tonight would be best ifyou could do it.
"Tonight would be best ifyou could do it."
Uncle Buck
I'll pack a few things and I'm on my way.
"I'll pack a few things and I'm on my way."
Uncle Buck
Okay, this, this and this.
"Okay, this, this and this."
Uncle Buck
This will do.
"This will do."
Uncle Buck
I have bad news.
"I have bad news."
Uncle Buck
No, but-- You don't--
"No, but-- You don't--"
Uncle Buck
Would you just-- Give me--
"Would you just-- Give me--"
Uncle Buck
You're not-- Give me a--
"You're not-- Give me a--"
Uncle Buck
Nine, maybe ten. Oh, boy.
"Nine, maybe ten. Oh, boy."
Uncle Buck
And the two new ones. They're--
"And the two new ones. They're--"
Uncle Buck
Larry and--
"Larry and--"
Uncle Buck
Where is everybody?
"Where is everybody?"
Uncle Buck
I'm getting mad, Bob.
"I'm getting mad, Bob."
Uncle Buck
Buck?
"Buck?"
Uncle Buck
Over here!
"Over here!"
Uncle Buck
- What should I do with my car? - For crying out loud!
"- What should I do with my car? - For crying out loud!"
Uncle Buck
Sorry, Mr. Hatfiield.
"Sorry, Mr. Hatfiield."
Uncle Buck
I'm on to cigars. I'm on a fiive-year plan.
"I'm on to cigars. I'm on a fiive-year plan."
Uncle Buck
I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then to pipes...
"I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then to pipes..."
Uncle Buck
Good.
"Good."
Uncle Buck
- Only if it's comfortable foryou. - That'll be easier.
"- Only if it's comfortable foryou. - That'll be easier."
Uncle Buck
I got a craving for the stuff. Do you think maybe that's an allergy?
"I got a craving for the stuff. Do you think maybe that's an allergy?"
Uncle Buck
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Uncle Buck
I don't know, I can't get enough cheese. I feel like a big mouse.
"I don't know, I can't get enough cheese. I feel like a big mouse."
Uncle Buck
We'll be back by that time.
"We'll be back by that time."
Uncle Buck
- Say hi to your dad. Drive safely. - You can do it.
"- Say hi to your dad. Drive safely. - You can do it."
Uncle Buck
Shit!
"Shit!"
Uncle Buck
You're listening to W- I-Don't-Have-To-Go-To-Work-Today...
"You're listening to W- I-Don't-Have-To-Go-To-Work-Today..."
Uncle Buck
For the best in tires, see Chanice Kobolowski.
"For the best in tires, see Chanice Kobolowski."
Uncle Buck
The other kids.
"The other kids."
Uncle Buck
They have names. Miles and Maizy.
"They have names. Miles and Maizy."
Uncle Buck
Are you deaf? I said I wasn't hungry.
"Are you deaf? I said I wasn't hungry."
Uncle Buck
That's one of my specialties.
"That's one of my specialties."
Uncle Buck
Does your mom know you drink coffee?
"Does your mom know you drink coffee?"
Uncle Buck
I'm not doing it to impress you.
"I'm not doing it to impress you."
Uncle Buck
Am I giving you a hard time?
"Am I giving you a hard time?"
Uncle Buck
- How you doin'? - Who are you?
"- How you doin'? - Who are you?"
Uncle Buck
Where's your sister--
"Where's your sister--"
Uncle Buck
Just foryou.
"Just foryou."
Uncle Buck
Oh, my God! He put onions in the eggs.
"Oh, my God! He put onions in the eggs."
Uncle Buck
No, she's usually in a bad mood in the morning.
"No, she's usually in a bad mood in the morning."
Uncle Buck
- I want Mom to do it. - Mom's not here.
"- I want Mom to do it. - Mom's not here."
Uncle Buck
- She and Dad went to Indianapolis. - They did not.
"- She and Dad went to Indianapolis. - They did not."
Uncle Buck
Yes. And I'm taking care ofyou.
"Yes. And I'm taking care ofyou."
Uncle Buck
- Thirty-eight. - I'm your dad's brother.
"- Thirty-eight. - I'm your dad's brother."
Uncle Buck
You have more nose hair than my dad.
"You have more nose hair than my dad."
Uncle Buck
- What time should I pickyou up? - Don't bother. I'll get a ride.
"- What time should I pickyou up? - Don't bother. I'll get a ride."
Uncle Buck
No, I've got orders. What time?
"No, I've got orders. What time?"
Uncle Buck
I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school.
"I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school."
Uncle Buck
Didn't we talk last night about this?
"Didn't we talk last night about this?"
Uncle Buck
How could I do it foryou? We don't have kids.
"How could I do it foryou? We don't have kids."
Uncle Buck
and in some way I'm trying to manipulate you and control you...
"and in some way I'm trying to manipulate you and control you..."
Uncle Buck
If, during that week...
"If, during that week..."
Uncle Buck
hire him on a part-time basis or whatever.
"hire him on a part-time basis or whatever."
Uncle Buck
Coveryour ears. Just do it.
"Coveryour ears. Just do it."
Uncle Buck
You ever hear ofa ritual killing?
"You ever hear ofa ritual killing?"
Uncle Buck
What's his last name, Spray?
"What's his last name, Spray?"
Uncle Buck
Don't!
"Don't!"
Uncle Buck
That's not fair.
"That's not fair."
Uncle Buck
Your brother! What about your brother?
"Your brother! What about your brother?"
Uncle Buck
It's in the books.
"It's in the books."
Uncle Buck
Hesendsyou big hugs andkisses.
"Hesendsyou big hugs andkisses."
Uncle Buck
Why don't you go your way and let him go his?
"Why don't you go your way and let him go his?"
Uncle Buck
- Mom's on the phone. - Good. I'll be right there.
"- Mom's on the phone. - Good. I'll be right there."
Uncle Buck
ifyou actually brushed your teeth or ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
"ifyou actually brushed your teeth or ran your toothbrush under the faucet."
Uncle Buck
- I'm okay. How's everything? - Good, good.
"- I'm okay. How's everything? - Good, good."
Uncle Buck
I've got agoodfeeIing about this. He'sgonna be fine.
"I've got agoodfeeIing about this. He'sgonna be fine."
Uncle Buck
He eats once a day.
"He eats once a day."
Uncle Buck
Yes, he drinks water. I would keep water out.
"Yes, he drinks water. I would keep water out."
Uncle Buck
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Uncle Buck
I want you to know it makes me feel secure to know you're there.
"I want you to know it makes me feel secure to know you're there."
Uncle Buck
Open up.
"Open up."
Uncle Buck
Hello?
"Hello?"
Uncle Buck
There we go.
"There we go."
Uncle Buck
Come on, here we go. Take that!
"Come on, here we go. Take that!"
Uncle Buck
Open up!
"Open up!"
Uncle Buck
Come on!
"Come on!"
Uncle Buck
Come on, you son ofa bitch, open up.
"Come on, you son ofa bitch, open up."
Uncle Buck
- Cindy! - She's in Indianapolis.
"- Cindy! - She's in Indianapolis."
Uncle Buck
- What's she doing in Indianapolis? - Her father had a heart attack.
"- What's she doing in Indianapolis? - Her father had a heart attack."
Uncle Buck
Who are you, and how do you know her father had a heart attack?
"Who are you, and how do you know her father had a heart attack?"
Uncle Buck
I'm her brother-in-law.
"I'm her brother-in-law."
Uncle Buck
Yeah? Who you talking dirty to?
"Yeah? Who you talking dirty to?"
Uncle Buck
I don't know how to work it, so I was kicking it and swearing at it...
"I don't know how to work it, so I was kicking it and swearing at it..."
Uncle Buck
And you thought--
"And you thought--"
Uncle Buck
I've got a lot ofthings to do around here.
"I've got a lot ofthings to do around here."
Uncle Buck