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Clips from Community (2009) - Mixology Certification (S02E02)

"That woman is a hurricane."
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"Yeah."
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"Hurricanes are bad, Troy. I know."
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"I think the wormhole Crichton fell through"
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"moved him across not only space, but time,"
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"which suggests Sebaceans are our future selves"
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"and Crichton is longing for a planet that no longer exists."
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"Huh. Hey, you're really nursing that beer."
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"What kind of wormhole could move you one place to another"
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"within the galaxy on the same day?"
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"Speaking of wormholes, what do you say we use one"
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"to teleport this conversation someplace a little more private?"
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"Wormholes and teleportation are different."
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"That's what I've been talking about. I noticed."
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"Cheers."
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"I followed that band Phish, spells it with a P-H."
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"I just lived in parking lots. I don't like their music, did it to see if I could."
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"So, what now? I don't know."
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"Even if I planned it,"
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"plans just fall off me like chicken crap off an armadillo."
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"Annie's my friend. She goes to school here."
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"She wants to major in health care management."
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"I'll tell you what it means. It means a master's degree."
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"She's got the next 15 years of her life all mapped out"
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"and all she's gotta do now is just follow it or screw it up."
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"Another soda? Actually, give me a screwdriver."
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"I got no place to be. What am I, Annie?"
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"The first season, it's better than the third season."
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"The fourth season, when you watch... Okay, um, what's your name?"
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"Hey, Robert. Abed,"
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"would you like to have gay sex with me?"
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"No, thank you. Wow."
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"Okay, so, what is wrong with you, that you can sit here this whole time"
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"and never pick up on the fact that a man is hitting on you?"
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"Oh, I actually did pick up on it after a while."
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"And? I really like talking about Farscape."
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"It's a really good show. Stargate is better."
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"Battery depleted."
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"Oh, man."
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"Hey there, what you been up to?"
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"I was just praying for these poor souls in these photographs."
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"Oh, that's nice,"
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"but, um, you missed one. We found it in the ladies' room."
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"Come on, don't feel bad. This makes us like you way more."
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"You think this is really funny? A little."
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"- With a chaser. - Come on."
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"And because you look like a zombie. But it's not funny when you're sad."
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"We're on your team. Relax, sit down."
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"It's my birthday. Give it to me."
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"Give it to me."
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"Sheesh. Mm-hm."
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"Boo Town."
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"Shirley, wait."
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"What? Nothing, get out of my way."
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"I can't get out of your way."
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"Could you please help me?"
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"Pretty please?"
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"Thank you, Shirley."
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"You're welcome, jackass."
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"and technically I'm not allowed to drink it for another 45 seconds."
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"It'll be 30 seconds by the time I'm done saying this,"
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"It's on the house. Happy birthday, kid."
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"I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. A radio playing would be horrible..."
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"You're my big boy."
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"Troy."
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"I think I owe you a birthday."
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"What?"
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"Oh, is this my car?"
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"Don't crash it. I'm not gonna crash it."
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"Crash it, Troy. Go to sleep, Britta, go to sleep."
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"This seems like a dark chapter in our story."
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"Hey, that's the place that we should've gone to tonight."
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"- Yeah, L Street, exactly. - That's the Red Door, stupid."
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"Do you see a sign that says L Street? L Street is too cool to have a sign."
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"It's called L Street after the street it's on."
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"The Red Door is on L Street. L Street has a red..."
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"- Hey. - It's the same bar?"
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"You two have been saying one bar's lame"
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"and the other one is awesome all night,"
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"and it's the same bar?"
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"Well, he probably goes there on Friday nights, which is lame."
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"You wish... Stop, just stop."
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"I just spent the last two years"
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"thinking that you guys knew more than me about life,"
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"and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me."
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"Duh-doy. Yeah. Duh-doy."
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"Got it. Duh-doy."
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"Duh-doy."
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"- You can take me home first. - I only live a few blocks from here."
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"You do?"
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"Annie, this is a really terrible neighborhood."
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"Yeah."
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"This is my apartment."
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"It's like the Lifetime movies of beverages."
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"I did it because I'm not sure who I am."
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"We went to school together for four years and you didn't even know me."
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"Yeah, but I know you now."
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"You're Annie."
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"You like puzzles, little monsters on your pencil"
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"and some guy named Mark Ruffalo."
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"You're a fierce competitor and a sore loser."
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"And you expect everybody to be better than who they are"
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"and you expect yourself to be better than everyone."
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"Which is cool."
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"Good night."
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"I guess everyone's gonna be embarrassed on Monday, huh?"
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"Nah. Everybody just got a little bit drunk."
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"Nobody did anything that bad, right?"
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"No, wait, wait, wait."
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"What are we doing? Yeah, what are we doing?"
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"This is a bad idea, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"I flew off the handle earlier."
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"I apologize."
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"They were making out. Abed."
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"Why would you do it in front of me? I'm not a coat rack."
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"Abed, no one likes a tattletale."
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"Happy birthday, Troy."
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"You're a man now."
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