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Clips from Community (2009) - The Science of Illusion (S01E01)

"Ohh."
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"They do! You have 24 hours to solve it, or else."
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"Someone murdered a partially clothed animal"
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"And threw a human corpse out a window."
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"And you can thank the person that did it,"
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"A person that may be in this room,"
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"April fool's day is banished, okay?"
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"Why are you dressed like a wizard?"
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"Security officers bennett and edison"
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"This little hat says "chang" on it."
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"And we ruled out your teacher,"
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"Because he has a crippling fear of frogs."
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"I told you that in confidence!"
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"That was thrown out that window."
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"With family and friends."
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"And for every day that nobody confesses,"
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"This class will be meeting one of them, hmm?"
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"Glenda! Oh, I apologize."
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"Can you come on in here, hmm?"
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"Yes."
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"Hello."
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"Hello, glenda."
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"Harry was a wonderful man."
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"He kept a dream journal."
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"Page one."
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""I had that dream again"
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""where I'm in a forest."
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"But the trees are pencils.""
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"Look, it wasn't me."
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"And even if it was,"
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"If I come forward,"
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""britta's a buzz kill" mythology."
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"I mean, you single-handedly killed an entire school's buzz,"
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"And according to glenda, cadaver harry"
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"That I'm not interested in meeting."
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"- Star-burns doesn't do very much."
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"I guess fascinating people"
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"He makes one false move, and I'm gonna go shirley on him."
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"Yeah? Are you gonna go shirlier than I did"
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"Why are you so concerned with being a bad-ass?"
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"Well, how do you think I feel?"
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"Is jeff winger."
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"- Jeff winger. - Who is this?"
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"I didn't recognize the voice."
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"They say jeff winger's our man."
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"Oh!"
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"- Cut to action sequence. - Let's roll."
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"Just doing a routine search."
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"What is this? What do you have here?"
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"- That's my chest. - Why don't you spread 'em?"
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"- I can pat. - I can pat too."
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"So, uh, what do you got in the bag?"
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"Let's see what we have here."
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"Looks like enough tiny items"
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"To equip an amphibious mariachi band."
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"Of frogs."
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"Tell that to what our equivalent of a judge is."
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"Wha--oh!"
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"What?"
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"Ooh, he's getting away!"
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"Oh, stop! I'm not gonna like you!"
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"- Go, go! - Come on."
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"what are these doing here?"
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"He's getting away!"
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"I'm cutting him off on the other side!"
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"Stop, or I'll shoot!"
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"I said stop!"
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"Aah!"
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"oh, it burns!"
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"- Uh-huh. Oh, great. He got away!"
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"Good job."
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"Oh, I beg your pardon. Hannah montana!"
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"You know what? This is why you have hardly any friends."
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"Do I look like I'm crying?"
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"These are not tears!"
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"That's what happens to children!"
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"You have no idea what I've been through today!"
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"I'll give you the rest of these chocolate-covered raisins"
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"If you save my seat."
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"I don't want you to feel judged by this,"
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"But your handling of this job has disappointed me."
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"I mean, your high-speed pursuit"
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"Caused $78 dollars worth of damages."
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"And you didn't even get a statement out of mr. Winger?"
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"- He got away. - He ran between two poles."
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"Well, I see how that would be frustrating,"
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"My ass is on the line."
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"You just got off the phone with the mayor."
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"What? The mayor? Stop doing that!"
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"I'm trying to help. You're not doing this right."
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"Well, maybe you should do it."
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"Of making excuses for you two!"
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"You're an embarrassment to the department!"
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"You're off the case and off the force."
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"Now! I ain't got all day!"
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"Agitated my sciatica."
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"Thought you were bad-asses, huh?"
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"Real bad-asses work together."
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"Hmm?"
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"All I see is a housewife and a girl scout."
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"- Hey! - Abed!"
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"I said get out!"
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"And don't even think about getting near this case."
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"Uh-uh!"
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"Pretty harsh."
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"Oh, don't worry. That's what they needed."
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"We should have worked as a team."
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"I say we nail winger to the wall."
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"How do you spell "testicles"?"
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"Come on, jeff."
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"Where is that trademark gift for levity?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"Look who we found."
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"Yes, how foolish of me to hide"
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"In my regularly scheduled study group."
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"Jeff, ahem, let's just do this the easy way."
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"Confess."
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"Britta's the one who threw that body out the window,"
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"How?"
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"Britta was going to put a frog"
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