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Clips from 30 Rock - Pilot (S01E01)

"That's a metaphor."
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"Sure."
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"You should tell that to U S Weekly."
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"Hey, Lemon, you like karaoke?"
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"I know a joint."
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"No, I've got to wrap up this lunch meeting, Tracy."
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"I'll take you. I'll take you."
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"I just got to make a quick stop first."
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"You know what?"
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"When people say they need to make a quick stop,"
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"You know what? This is for computer classes."
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"I really don't."
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"To get you rich."
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"'Cause you know if I'm on that TV show, it's gonna blow up."
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"How do you know I'm not rich?"
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"They know the window of opportunity"
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"is only open for a moment."
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"You got to get in while you're young,"
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"get the money, and get out."
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"I don't have sex for a living."
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"Neither do they."
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"Yes, they do."
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"Where's my phone?"
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"� Whoa, whoa, whoa �"
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"� Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa �"
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"� No one can tell us we're wrong! �"
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"� Searching our hearts for so long! �"
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"He's got charisma."
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""Girlie Show.""
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"Kenneth, send me a car, okay?"
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"What is your location?"
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"Dark Sensations in the Bronx."
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"I wish you were here."
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"Let me talk to Pete, okay?"
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"Oh, Pete got fired this morning."
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"That's so weird that you don't know that."
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"Jack Donaghy thinks"
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"he's gonna come into my house and mess with my show?!"
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"Hell no!"
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"Jenna and I worked for years to get this show."
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"You know, I moved from Chicago for this."
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"From Chicago?"
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"I was in Scottie Pippin's wedding."
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"Now Donaghy is trying to steal it from us."
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"He already fired Pete, who is a great producer."
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"Fire Pete? He can't fire Pete."
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"You know what?"
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"I quit. He can suck it."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, suck it, Pete."
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"No, you're not listening. You're not a good listener."
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"20 minutes to air."
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"She said it stinks. Ouch."
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"I just don't think that I'm good in it."
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"I think this is your opportunity to go out there"
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"and prove everybody wrong."
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"What? What do you mean? Who's everybody?"
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"The network that wanted to fire you,"
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"the focus groups that said you had a weird eye..."
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"You mean this eye?"
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"Okay, this eye, it doesn't open all the way"
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"and change all of our minds."
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"What?!"
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"Where is Liz?!"
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"Liz!"
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"Four minutes to air. That's four minutes to air."
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"No. Which cat do you want Jenna to carry?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Which cat? Oh."
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"Jack Donaghy to the forum, please. Jack Donaghy."
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"Peanut's not an actor. I just rescued her from a lab."
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"Hey, Lemon, I'll drop you off. Where do you live?"
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"I want to tell Donaghy to his face that I quit,"
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"so that they know he didn't fire me."
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"I want to see that."
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"� It's time for "The Girlie Show" �"
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"Oh, oh, pull over! Pull over here!"
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"Tracy, I don't have time for this."
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"Right here."
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"This is where I grew up."
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"Wasn't no Jordan family nothing."
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"This is where I was in foster care."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Me and two other dudes and a girl with messed-up fingers."
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"I'm so lucky I got out of here."
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"It's not luck."
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"I mean, you got out of here"
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"because you're very talented and people love you and..."
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"Where's Donaghy? I want to talk to him right now."
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"Last time I saw him, he was riding the crane camera."
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"Oh, I have Pete for you."
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"to spend more time with my kids."
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"I'm quitting. I'm quitting right now."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"You have the best job in New York. Don't quit over this."
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"Don't buy all the hot dogs, okay?"
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"I don't want to do this without you."
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"We're two minutes short!"
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"My name is Lurlene Katz. And these are my cats."
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"She's using a real cat?"
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"I cast that cat myself."
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"Why, they are my... Aah!"
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"Ow!"
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"Oh!"
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"No, no, no, no, he's okay!"
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"I need you to talk for two minutes."
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"About what?"
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"Anything. All right."
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"These cats are more than just pets, sir."
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"Excuse me. Where's the manager?"
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"and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets."
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"Uh-oh. Look at shorty."
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"This honky grandma be trippin'!"
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"Let me hear you say, "We love you, Tracy!""
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"We love you, Tracy!"
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"He's brilliant."
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"Are you drunk?"
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"Yes."
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"Why did you fire Pete?"
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"Is this some kind of a power play?"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's not so fun being hands-on"
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