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Clips from Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

"It was a war we couldn't win, Gene."
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"Look, I don't care what you do in your private time, but don't lie about it."
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"And I'll tell you something. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass."
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"Just be honest about it."
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"A lot."
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"And you know what, Gene?"
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"- I hope that wasn't bad timing. - No."
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"I was thinking that what happened between us before was a mistake."
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"- And, uh... - What?"
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"I wasn't thinking straight. It was wrong."
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"No, it wasn't wrong. Katie, why are you doing this?"
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"Come on! This is a joke, right?"
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"I have a boyfriend, Coop."
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"When we first started hanging out together this morning..."
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"we were just friends."
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"I could make you feel so good."
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"So I'm coming to you, not as your buddy,"
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"A man who loves a woman,"
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"and who wants to hold her, and provide for her,"
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"and, yes, have sex with her."
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"And I don't care that you're bowlegged and bilingual."
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"Coop, I don't know what to say."
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"Coop, wait!"
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"Rachael Clipperhofferman,"
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"- Steven Schenk... - Beth!"
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"Cooking for all you nice people..."
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"What?"
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"What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream."
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"I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass."
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"You're probably asking yourselves, isn't he a weirdo,"
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"outcast, loose cannon?"
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"Maybe. I don't think so."
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"I want to introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend."
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"I don't know who he is, but I do know this."
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"At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself,"
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"And I can be proud of who I am."
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"As we spend our last dinner together: Be proud of who you are!"
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"Now, if you don't mind,"
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"You fuckin' assholes! Let me go!"
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"Oh, Henry, I'm so happy."
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"Hey, you. Penny for your thoughts."
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"Beth, tomorrow's the least of our problems."
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"Don't tell me. Don't even tell me you have crabs."
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"No. Well, yes, but that's not the point."
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"Beth, hello. Thanks for coming. Let's get right to it."
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"And there's more. We have no way of pinpointing exactly where it's going to land."
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"- It could kill us all! - Jesus!"
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"Wait a minute! There might be a way..."
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"to build a homemade Skylab tracking device!"
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"- Which accomplishes? - We could surmise the location of impact."
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"We could avert a tragedy on the scale of the Hindenburg."
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"- Beth, will you help us? - Anything you need."
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"- Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure."
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"You said a second."
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"- I want to ask you something. - So you want to talk for more than a second?"
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"- No. yeah, at most, say, like three minutes. - Fine."
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"Because I really love her, man."
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"And if you have one ounce of decency, you will do the right thing and let her go."
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"- No way! - No way?"
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"Fuck no, dude. She's hot! In fact, fuck off."
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"I will not fuck off."
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"because that woman is not your plaything."
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"Coop, seriously... Fuck off."
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"- I'm sick of talking about this with you. - God!"
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"So this is the Skylab tracking device?"
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"Is this gonna save my camp?"
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"In fact, I just got word that if we pull this off,"
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"Be proud of who you are."
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"- Gene? - Shh."
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"- It isn't about the girl. - It isn't?"
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"It..."
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"Oh."
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"So it is and it isn't."
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"Will you help teach me about this..."
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"# Nothing to fear it's only desire #"
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"# Taking it higher and higher #"
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"# Show me the fever #"
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"Abby."
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"Abby. Abby, my lover, my friend. Abby!"
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"- Hey, Neil, what's up? - Victor abandoned the raft trip,"
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"So you left the campers alone on the river?"
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"- We lost him, goddamn it! - I've got him!"
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"- Where is he? - He's calling from inside the camp."
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"The only other phone is in the infirmary! We gotta go!"
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"Ahhh."
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"Beth, what's the matter?"
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"In the back room."
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"We're losing time!"
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"My baby!"
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"I want to make love to you!"
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"Moose?"
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"Um, you're gonna think this is so shallow,"
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"Do you have any idea..."
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"what I had to go through to see you?"
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"You snooze, you lose, dude."
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"Are you gonna be part of the problem, or are you the solution?"
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"Let's go!"
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"Here we go."
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"According to this readout, Skylab is going to land directly on the rec hall."
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"Oh, no. When?"
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"- Sometime in the next 90 minutes. - Oh, my God!"
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"- That's only one mix tape. - The talent show's starting right now!"
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"- Beth, we have to evacuate the rec hall immediately! - Yeah."
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"Stand back."
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Victor Pulak, You're okay by me."
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"And Neil, next time we go camping, you drive the Van."
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"I wish there was another way. Maybe we should just let them die."
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"Well, there might be a way that we could use our device..."
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"to slightly change its direction, but..."
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"no, it's impossible."
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"Why? What's the problem?"
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"In order to do it, we would somehow have to be able..."
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"to repeatedly generate random numbers between one and twenty..."
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"in order to calibrate the deferential."
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"So all is lost."
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"No, it's not."
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"20-sided die."
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"I'd like to introduce us to the emcee for the evening."
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"Hello, Camp Firewood. Thank you for having me."
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