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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Terry Kitties (S03E03)

"Look, I think you might be overreacting a little"
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"to this prank, and I should know."
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"You probably won't believe this, but I was bullied in high school"
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"for being too handsome."
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"- I don't believe you. - You're right."
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"It was for setting my crotch on fire in shop class."
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"is because I lived with one..."
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"my dad."
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"and he took it out on me."
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"If you're having dad problems,"
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"that's my jam, son."
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"Real weird take on my crappy father."
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"You know how I turned the corner with my dad?"
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"I stood up to him,"
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"and that's what you need to do with your dad."
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"But it doesn't mean you can't go over to the 6-5"
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"and stand up to those bullies."
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"What are you talking about, Terry?"
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"You are a human mountain."
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"You have more muscles in your ears"
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"than I have in my entire body."
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"Never skip ear day, Jake."
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"- They're called pecs. - Same thing."
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"and make those big jerks take back that tiny kitten."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"I'm doing it."
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"What? How?"
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"Oh, good morning,"
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"Don't call them cute."
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"They'd kill us all if they were smart enough"
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"to use weapons, but you're not smart."
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"You're always naked, and you pee in a box."
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"with the fur."
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"Anyways, you know how you didn't solve that case 20 years ago?"
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"That didn't happen."
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"There was just some light blistering."
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"The point is, the only thing those bullies"
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"have over you is that you never solved that case."
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"So why don't we solve it together?"
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"How are we gonna do that?"
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"steal that old case file,"
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"and work it till we find your burglar."
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"Then we march back into that precinct..."
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"And we grind these kittens up"
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"and shove them down their throats!"
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"Yes!"
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"Don't listen to him."
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"You're a part of something much bigger than yourselves."
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"Little guy loves doting on me,"
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"although you're gonna need to buy some bigger underwear"
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"if we're gonna be sharing, you know what I mean?"
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"Take care of this for me, will you?"
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"Yeah."
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"with the new roomie, it seems."
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"There's someone's blood all over the bathroom."
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"He sleep-choked me twice."
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"And the worst part... this morning,"
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"That's the worst part?"
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"Oh, I want him out."
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"But I'm too scared to tell him."
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"All right, listen."
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"is a caterpillar that's been stepped on..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But mine is the mighty wolf."
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"And if you want to beat an alpha,"
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"you have to be an alpha."
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"then the alpha takes mercy on you"
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"and ends up giving you what you want."
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"- Boyle. - Argh!"
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"Could you stay out of your kitchen"
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"I'm gonna be skinning a deer than I shot."
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"What?"
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"Ooh, and put up some of those plastic sheets."
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"- Good talk, buddy. - Yup."
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"I got the file."
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"Oh, nice work. How'd you do it?"
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"Hey, there."
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"Could you please find somebody to clean that up?"
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"Terry, there was no yarf."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Let's see what we got here."
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"40 photos of you standing next to the guy in the wheelchair"
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"and his cat."
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"They did a photoshoot. They made mouse pads."
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"of this case, starting with the first one,"
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"Janice McMinnion."
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"Uh, she died 12 years ago."
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"- All right, the second one. - Also dead."
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"Okay, why don't you just skip on down"
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"♪ Number eight, still alive ♪"
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"All right, let's go!"
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"Ah, pressure bombs with mercury switches."
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"IEDs with cell phone detonators."
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"Oh, is that C4?"
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"Welcome."
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"of 10 different types of explosive devices."
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"What you learn today could save your lives"
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"and countless others."
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"- Any questions? - Yes."
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"Will there be a grading or point system"
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"to see who's best?"
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"Yes, at saving lives."
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"Saving lives was always implied."
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"Well, you will be timed."
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"- Perfect. - That'll do."
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"But I would recommend ignoring the clock and focusing on..."
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"Hurry up and teach us."
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"Hey, Slowpoke."
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"I'm gonna needlepoint you a pillow that says, "Kapow.""
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"Hey, Amy. You suck."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, guess what?"
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"Argh!"
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"I'm working so much harder than you on this trash talk,"
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"and I'm the one whose feelings are getting hurt."
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"Santiago, Diaz... enough."
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"This is a bomb dismantling class."
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"playing speed chess in the park."
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"about the night that she was robbed."
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"She was either at a restaurant"
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"And she was either alone or with people."
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"The only thing she was absolutely sure of"
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