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Clips from Central Intelligence

TV Series 2016 24 min 2,513 clips
Crime

Credits

You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer.
"You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer."
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I mean, fuck that guy is different!
"I mean, fuck that guy is different!"
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- TREVOR: Hey, Weird Dick! - (ALL LAUGH)
"- TREVOR: Hey, Weird Dick! - (ALL LAUGH)"
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Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,
"Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,"
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of the National High School Student of the Year Award
"of the National High School Student of the Year Award"
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he is my favorite student.
"he is my favorite student."
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I wish he were my son
"I wish he were my son"
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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
"(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)"
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
"(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)"
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
"(CHEERING CONTINUES)"
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Wow! Wow, guys.
"Wow! Wow, guys."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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All right, guys. We're seniors now.
"All right, guys. We're seniors now."
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I don't know what path life is gonna take me on.
"I don't know what path life is gonna take me on."
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But I can promise you all this...
"But I can promise you all this..."
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at every stage, at every step.
"at every stage, at every step."
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(SQUEAKING)
"(SQUEAKING)"
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(ALL GASPING)
"(ALL GASPING)"
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Hey. Here, here, man.
"Hey. Here, here, man."
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
"(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)"
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Well, there's no coming back from that.
"Well, there's no coming back from that."
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(JUMPMAN BY DRAKE & FUTURE PLAYING)
"(JUMPMAN BY DRAKE & FUTURE PLAYING)"
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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Oh, come on, man. I don't want to see that.
"Oh, come on, man. I don't want to see that."
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Oh, no, no, it's my dick.
"Oh, no, no, it's my dick."
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I know what it is. I don't want to see it.
"I know what it is. I don't want to see it."
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It's called Junk Mail. Clever, right?
"It's called Junk Mail. Clever, right?"
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- No, and here's why- - Sorry, hang on, one second.
"- No, and here's why- - Sorry, hang on, one second."
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I'm just gonna...
"I'm just gonna..."
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
"(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)"
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Sorry, you were saying something boring.
"Sorry, you were saying something boring."
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Ethan got promoted?
"Ethan got promoted?"
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Didn't he used to be your assistant?
"Didn't he used to be your assistant?"
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Right?
"Right?"
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(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
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#Blessed.
"#Blessed."
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CALVIN: Oh!
"CALVIN: Oh!"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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What?
"What?"
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Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion.
"Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion."
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Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night
"Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night"
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That's what I'll get all night.
"That's what I'll get all night."
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with being an accountant? You love your job.
"with being an accountant? You love your job."
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I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing.
"I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing."
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Honey, that's not fair.
"Honey, that's not fair."
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You're a partner at your firm.
"You're a partner at your firm."
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Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school
"Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school"
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(SOFTLY) Wow.
"(SOFTLY) Wow."
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I'm not going.
"I'm not going."
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Bob Stone?
"Bob Stone?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.
"Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called."
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Actually, honey,
"Actually, honey,"
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That's where we talk out our problems.
"That's where we talk out our problems."
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I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is.
"I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is."
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I can't. I already made plans for tonight, baby.
"I can't. I already made plans for tonight, baby."
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No.
"No."
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The guy who got beaten up by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?
"The guy who got beaten up by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?"
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I'm not sure. I don't know if he did or not,
"I'm not sure. I don't know if he did or not,"
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- Okay. - If you want me to cancel,
"- Okay. - If you want me to cancel,"
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If that's what you want, I don't mind.
"If that's what you want, I don't mind."
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No!
"No!"
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Hey, man. I-
"Hey, man. I-"
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Hey! What's up, guys?
"Hey! What's up, guys?"
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MAN 1: For real man, seriously?
"MAN 1: For real man, seriously?"
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Excuse you, too.
"Excuse you, too."
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- Whoa! - Back up, man!
"- Whoa! - Back up, man!"
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God, man, look at you! You've lost, like, 200 pounds!
"God, man, look at you! You've lost, like, 200 pounds!"
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No, you haven't changed since high school, dude!
"No, you haven't changed since high school, dude!"
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Hey, let's get hammered.
"Hey, let's get hammered."
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Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
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- Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie. - (LAUGHS)
"- Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie. - (LAUGHS)"
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Come on, I need to know.
"Come on, I need to know."
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for the last 20 years straight.
"for the last 20 years straight."
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I started doing some sessions.
"I started doing some sessions."
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Nice unicorn, man.
"Nice unicorn, man."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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- Okie-dokie. - (GIGGLES)
"- Okie-dokie. - (GIGGLES)"
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- Oh, no. You know- - I wasn't talking to you.
"- Oh, no. You know- - I wasn't talking to you."
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No, no, no. I don't do that.
"No, no, no. I don't do that."
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I think unicorns are sexy, too.
"I think unicorns are sexy, too."
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That must happen to you all the time, right?
"That must happen to you all the time, right?"
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Ah, nah.
"Ah, nah."
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It's not my bag anymore, CJ.
"It's not my bag anymore, CJ."
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No, now, I'm looking for more of an emotional connection.
"No, now, I'm looking for more of an emotional connection."
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The next woman I lay with,
"The next woman I lay with,"
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she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,
"she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,"
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Right.
"Right."
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Yeah, man, right after college.
"Yeah, man, right after college."
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I mean, you guys are like a power couple, dude!
"I mean, you guys are like a power couple, dude!"
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- Power. - Uh, thanks!
"- Power. - Uh, thanks!"
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We planned on it after college,
"We planned on it after college,"
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You know, having kids just isn't in our cards right now.
"You know, having kids just isn't in our cards right now."
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- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
"- Oh, okay. - Yeah."
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I'm a government contractor.
"I'm a government contractor."
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But I kinda just got fired.
"But I kinda just got fired."
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along certain preapproved parameters that are given to me.
"along certain preapproved parameters that are given to me."
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No!
"No!"
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No. One shot.
"No. One shot."
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Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while.
"Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while."
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This was the jammy-jam!
"This was the jammy-jam!"
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Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?
"Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?"
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No, it's okay.
"No, it's okay."
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Hey, sir, somebody's actually sitting there.
"Hey, sir, somebody's actually sitting there."
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Somebody's sitting in the chair.
"Somebody's sitting in the chair."
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Was that the last bro? 'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.
"Was that the last bro? 'Cause if it was, then I'll talk."
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Your friend, here, really insulted my friend
"Your friend, here, really insulted my friend"
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I can fix this whole thing.
"I can fix this whole thing."
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Let's go.
"Let's go."
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That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man.
"That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man."
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I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away
"I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away"
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I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.
"I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere."
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CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
"CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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There's four of us, tough guy.
"There's four of us, tough guy."
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Yeah. I got that.
"Yeah. I got that."
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you should know one thing about me.
"you should know one thing about me."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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I don't like bullies.
"I don't like bullies."
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(BULLETS CLATTER)
"(BULLETS CLATTER)"
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Bob, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like that!
"Bob, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like that!"
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