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Clips from American Housewife - The Playdate (S01E01)

"Now I want to return everything."
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"♪"
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"Yeah."
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"What are you doing? We have to pay for those."
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"Recipe calls for two bushels."
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"Except for the hygiene part, this is wildly encouraging."
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"Why do you guys insist on saying her full name?"
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"was that she doesn't recycle her yogurt containers."
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"[Laughs]"
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"of Westport's most judgy mom."
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"Colonial onion pie is supposed to be awful."
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"[Doorbell rings]"
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"[Both chuckle]"
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"with Chloe Brown Mueller that she even posted about it."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Our daughter's a thief. How did this happen?"
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"Ugh, of all people, why did she have to steal"
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"Yep."
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"Muy bien. ¿Y tú?"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Hi, Chloe... Brown Mueller."
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"You listen to me, you son of a bitch."
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"I said the exact same thing first time I saw them."
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"- Okay. - Let's keep Westport's history"
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"[Gagging]"
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"Even though the pie literally made Stan"
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"We still have to deal with you, young lady."
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"We buy defective shirts at the outlet mall,"
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"♪"
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"And mother to mother, I promise you"
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"- [Chuckles] - Katie: Is that all right with you,"
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"[Screams]"
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"Yeah, but I'm friends with you."
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"Life is an adventure."
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"All of her friends are just so attractive."
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"Teaching Anna-Kat morals is way more important."
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"Roberta, we're thirsty!"
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"Okay."
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"This meatloaf is bland."
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"I know."
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"Oliver!"
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"to mommy-shame her back, but the best that I found"
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"- Or sampling. - Or stealing."
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"that will take me an hour to clean up."
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"before I even knew about it..."
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"Look, we could go 'round and 'round about this for hours."
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"I gave that playdate one and a half stars."
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"Oh, hey. How'd the playdate go?"
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"It's mine."
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"We sneak the candlestick back into the house..."
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"I can handle that."
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"Hang on one sec."
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"Katie: I'm just going to smile and nod"
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"Weird question, but does our daughter always walk around"
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"It's from her playdate."
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"she will tell all the other moms,"
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"[Door closes]"
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"We have to come clean and tell the truth."
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"Anna-Kat's a criminal"
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"Luz."
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"This is gonna be good."
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"But we both know the second that we leave here,"
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