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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Success Perm (S01E01)

"It's not for you. Your baby ears aren't ready."
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"Evan, Emery, grandma chu will be staying in your room."
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"You won't be sleeping there."
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"Aw. Aw."
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"I have made other arrangements."
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"Why can't we sleep on the couch?"
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"Because then your aunt and Uncle will know"
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"we don't have enough bedrooms."
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"And they must never know that."
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"and we have a great promotion set for Saturday."
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"Won't you lose money?"
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"Well, sometimes you have to spend money you don't have"
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"Mm!"
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"Okay, house is ready."
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"Now it's our turn. We need a new look."
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"Let me explain."
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"In addition to fake lemon trees,"
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"was get a perm."
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"I don't know why, but to my people,"
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"curls were like dollar signs."
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"We're ready."
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"I know. They're new."
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"Oh, I can tell."
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"Oh! They are big."
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"Nirvana?"
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"It's grunge."
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"It reflects what I feel on the inside."
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"Thank you."
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"Where's Steve?"
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"Did somebody order chinese?!"
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"Ooh! Fancy place."
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"- That's a great joke, Steve. - Oh, hi!"
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"Funny every time you tell it."
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"Sweet ride, Uncle Steve."
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"Hey, thanks, Emery."
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"If you work hard and you're smart like me,"
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"some day you can have a brand-new Miata."
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"Or used, because it's used."
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"Yo."
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"You want to help me with this?"
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"Emotional."
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"So, the furniture store is doing really well,"
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"and I thought, "why not?""
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"You only live once, right?"
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"And now you are equipped with air bags."
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"I know mom can be so critical of your driving."
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"Oh, she was complaining the whole time..."
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"Oh! Ah-ma!"
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"What?!"
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"She's been feeling a little abandoned, you know?"
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"Because you abandoned her."
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"Connie!"
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"Looks like you're not her favorite anymore."
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"Are you thinking? Are you thinking about who is?"
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"Connie!"
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"Coming, ah-ma."
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"And that's my lazy Susan,"
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"because, you know, sometimes we get lazy."
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"Oh, that's my, uh, pager."
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"We're opening a second store. Business, right?"
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"Tell me about it."
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"My restaurant is so successful,"
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"I had to put in a dedicated fax line."
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"I brought along my Internet computer."
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"I need to check on my store's webpage."
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"Hmm."
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"We got plenty of time."
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"would you just take a step back, please?"
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"This is people's 164-a? Is that the right-hand glove?"
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"Seems to be having a problem putting the glove on his hand."
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"The real juice is loose."
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"Mom, would you like some tea? You must be so tired."
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"I have green, oolong chrysanthemum, sleepytime!"
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"Something was up with my cousin,"
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"and work forward."
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"I'm M.C. Hammer!"
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"Get out!"
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"Sorry about that. Kids."
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"I'm thinking of moving to Seattle."
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"Or we could just start with this."
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"You want to listen to some real grown-up music?"
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"Oh, it's so good."
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"This woman's terrible."
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"Mom won't even talk to me."
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"Aw. That's too bad."
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"Thanks for letting me and Steve stay in your bedroom."
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"It's cute. Like a little mouse shoe."
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"Not at all, but if you want,"
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"during our evening chat."
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"We put on our slippers and talk about the family."
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"We call it slipper talk."
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"Okay, fine."
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"You may be mom's new favorite,"
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"but I'm going to win her back"
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"by using what's most important to her."
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"- "Wheel of fortune"? - A good bargain."
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"You may be living your fancy lifestyle"
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"but what mom cares about most is stretching a dollar."
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"Just because Steve and I are cushy"
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"doesn't mean I can't sniff out a good deal."
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"Designer luggage... 75% off."
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"When I told mom, she almost smiled."
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"Well, wait till I show her these silk throw pillows."
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"90% off from a condemned hospital."
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"Well, let's take this to the hole..."
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"Tammy's fashion hole, where they have"
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"an unprecedented selection of only left shoes."
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"What a coincidence."
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"That's my preferred discount shoe."
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"Coming, ah-ma!"
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"Connie and my mom have slipper talk."
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"Steve has a fancy noise box."
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"We need to step up our game."
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"Don't worry, baby. We got this."
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