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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Kidney Car (S02E02)

"- Carl, how you doing, man? - Take a look at that."
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"and you can add decorative beads and glitter."
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"I ain't never gonna sell one of these."
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"and today I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
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"Wait, Carl! No, wait! I mean, what are you doing there, buddy?"
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"This? This is for the rapture."
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"- Unsanitary? - Yeah."
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"Look, I know it's shallow, but I wants them. It's a status thing."
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"Damn, you burned me. I got nothing."
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"So back off my car and hold your roll."
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"Ease off the pedal there, Jeff Gordon."
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"Frylock, I'm looking at you."
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"I ain't hearing that, see? You asking or you telling?"
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"- But you just a box. - I just a what, bitch?"
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"Are you sure he should be using a saw?"
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"- You ready now? - Ready."
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"- I meant turn the key. - I did. This is Key."
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"K104, Jersey's Kicking Country."
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"The key to the ignition, Meatwad!"
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"- I'm turning it! - That's the steering wheel!"
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"Look, I know it's not an ideal situation..."
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"but let's just take a few breaths and calm down."
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"It's Meatwad's car. It's up to him."
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"The demon! No!"
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"Yeah, you! Yeah, I'm looking at you!"
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"Watch this. I think he's losing his license."
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"They were red."
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"- Yeah. Did you get the plate number? - Good idea."
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"It's not Sunday, lady! Let's go!"
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"We're pretty funny when we do that."
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"Here's the estimate."
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"- He'd do me right. - Yeah, I bet he would."
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"Yeah, "what the hell". Say it!"
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"Say "what the hell" again. I'll be dumbfounded."
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"- Makes it look like some tarted-up hussy. - I ain't gonna be part of this."
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"Yeah, have fun with your dollies."
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"I just got through mowing the lawn, if that's a crime."
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"Put it back!"
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"- Sweetness. - Shake, what you got there?"
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"- The Shake 'em Up Finals? - Yeah, I won "Participant"."
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"Don't tell me you used the Danger Cart in some demolition derby."
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"Open up, or I'm opening it for you."
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"This is pretty boss, man. Where'd you get those graphics done?"
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"Someone stole it, raced it, and brought it back!"
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"That wasn't making us a whole lot of money."
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"Did you know you can have braids just like this? With Ultra Megabraid."
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"- Make your own unique Ultra Megabraid. - $3.99."
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"Kiss my ultra mega-ass."
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"And if you order now, we'll include an egg slicer."
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"No, that's not the right attitude."
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"My name is Meatwad..."
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"Sell your organs, live, over the Internet. Get money back on your baby."
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"Be careful with... Well, who frigging cares?"
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"Maybe get a little tax write-off or... What are you doing with that helmet?"
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"Wait a minute! What is this? What are you doing here?"
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"I been on that damn list for a while. But they said, you know..."
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"- Infection. - Waiting to happen."
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"You don't really need kidneys."
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"That's what separates the men from the animals."
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"Well, animals ain't got no job working for the city."
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"That's fine, they ain't too wicked no more. It's the Hotwad."
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"- This is gonna be a lot of work and money. - I know, I got tools."
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"Okay, that should do it. Okay, now when I say, "Crank it... ""
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"That wasn't no grandma, boy. That was a grocery bag."
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"You're Duke of New York. You're A-Number 1."
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"Say it louder, boy."
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"You're Duke of New York. A-Number 1."
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"- How's he doing out there? - He hasn't done jack."
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"He's been sawing on that thing for two hours."
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"It's not metric? Give it to me."
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"- You better start, you mother... - Stop, stupid!"
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"All right, that's it. Let me take a look. Shake, get a flashlight."
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"Meatwad, get behind the wheel."
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"- Okay, now crank it. - Okay, here we go."
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"- You ready? - Yeah."
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"How's that sound? Do you like that song?"
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"I'm going left."
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"- Shake, where's the light? - Yeah, where's the light?"
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"- Great. - By a man with a hook!"
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"All right, that's it. I'm through. Forget it."
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"The radiator's split, the tranny's shot, the wheels are melted..."
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"the crankshaft somehow found its way into the woofer in the back..."
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"and all the fluids are in the floorboard."
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"No, man, that's a soft drink machine."
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"I can't get a lot of money if I can't get to work driving my rocket car."
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"- Tell him you want it fixed. - I want it fixed."
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"All right, that's it... all of you. Y'all fix it yourselves."
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"Thanks for taking food out of my kids' mouths."
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"Get out of here, boy. I gotta get to my job."
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"Move your van, or I'm gonna move it for you!"
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"I'm a little worried about Meatwad. I think he's losing his mind."
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"Is there an emergency or something?"
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"I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55 mph."
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"No wheels here, either."
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"- And you passed an inspection like that? - Yes, sir."
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"I saw you ran through a couple of lights, and I'm thinking:"
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""Surely this little lady wouldn't do that in her own town"."
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"Where are you from?"
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"Step out of the car, please. Did you drink anything tonight, ma'am?"
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"I want you to walk in a straight line to that manhole."
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"When you fall in, I wanna hear the alphabet backwards."
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"What's that letter that does this? With the thing? There's two of them."
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"Frylock, you've gotta get that car fixed."
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"Well, I tried to help you, but you two just kept on goofing off."
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"Go see a real mechanic. See if he thinks it's funny."
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"- Did he even look at the car? - Over the phone, yeah."
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"is depressed and needs therapy."
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"Plus, the air filter, that's made of plutonium."
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"That's gonna involve Superman, so plus shipping from Krypton."
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"Then the cow jumped over the moon."
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"Is this what he told you, or is this how you heard it?"
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"You should read it for yourself. I don't even know anymore."
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"Don't say that. Carl said he's a guy you can trust."
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"- Gentlemen, I have the answer. - What the hell..."
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"- That'll never work. - I know."
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"The colors are not quite right. I specifically asked for Mandarin Copper."
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"I get stuck with Sangria Sunrise."
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"What was that noise?"
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"- Excuse me? - And why are there skidmarks there?"
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"Yeah, we know how you did it. Congratulations."
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