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Clips from Community (2009) - Wedding Videography (S06E06)

Drive safe, and thank you for coming.

"Drive safe, and thank you for coming."

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What are you going to do?

"What are you going to do?"

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Chang!

"Chang!"

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Chang!

"Chang!"

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We're going home.

"We're going home."

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Are you gonna stay married?

"Are you gonna stay married?"

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Chang!

"Chang!"

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We consulted with a lawyer, and

"We consulted with a lawyer, and"

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it is legal in this state to marry your cousin.

"it is legal in this state to marry your cousin."

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But after talking to our family, we feel an annulment is warranted.

"But after talking to our family, we feel an annulment is warranted."

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What no, screw that.

"What no, screw that."

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Chang. No.

"Chang. No."

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Hey, screw you guys.

"Hey, screw you guys."

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No, this family is so screwed up,

"No, this family is so screwed up,"

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you thought you were two different families.

"you thought you were two different families."

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Now that you know you're not,

"Now that you know you're not,"

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you can't wait to leave, and you want this guy to do what?

"you can't wait to leave, and you want this guy to do what?"

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Forget he's in love?

"Forget he's in love?"

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For you?

"For you?"

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You want him to take one for this crappy team?

"You want him to take one for this crappy team?"

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They were letting me finish, sir.

"They were letting me finish, sir."

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I know, I was being sarcastic.

"I know, I was being sarcastic."

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Okay, you know?

"Okay, you know?"

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Garrett, who loves you here more than Stacy?

"Garrett, who loves you here more than Stacy?"

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Nobody.

"Nobody."

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No.

"No."

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Is anyone here going to make less fun of these two or

"Is anyone here going to make less fun of these two or"

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be better friends to them no matter what they do?

"be better friends to them no matter what they do?"

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No.

"No."

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It's you against the world, and you will not win.

"It's you against the world, and you will not win."

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But, you get to make your moves.

"But, you get to make your moves."

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Not them.

"Not them."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Everyone stay and eat cake, or go to hell.

"Everyone stay and eat cake, or go to hell."

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This is about me.

"This is about me."

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I didn't think I could do it, but I did.

"I didn't think I could do it, but I did."

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Smile.

"Smile."

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Smile.

"Smile."

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Garrett, look up.

"Garrett, look up."

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Yay!

"Yay!"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Wow, what an episode of Community.

"Wow, what an episode of Community."

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Hi, I'm Briggs Haddon credited author of this weeks episode.

"Hi, I'm Briggs Haddon credited author of this weeks episode."

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You might have noticed an emphasis on the topic of incest,

"You might have noticed an emphasis on the topic of incest,"

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For the past two years, when not serving as writer's assistant on

"For the past two years, when not serving as writer's assistant on"

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What I found, surprised me.

"What I found, surprised me."

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birth defect or genetic disease?

"birth defect or genetic disease?"

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That's a quote directly from the New York Times, April 4, 2002.

"That's a quote directly from the New York Times, April 4, 2002."

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But despite this scientific fact,

"But despite this scientific fact,"

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state laws on incest remain inconsistent and woefully outdated.

"state laws on incest remain inconsistent and woefully outdated."

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I take her on a date in South Dakota, I'm looking at 15 years prison time.

"I take her on a date in South Dakota, I'm looking at 15 years prison time."

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They said they'd allow me to address it on one condition.

"They said they'd allow me to address it on one condition."

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At the end of the episode, I must appear and identify myself as a writer.

"At the end of the episode, I must appear and identify myself as a writer."

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Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to feel about incest,

"Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to feel about incest,"

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I'm just letting you know, there's more to it than you've been told.

"I'm just letting you know, there's more to it than you've been told."

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I'm Briggs Haddon, and I wrote the Community season six, incest episode.

"I'm Briggs Haddon, and I wrote the Community season six, incest episode."

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Good night.

"Good night."

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Did you get any of that?

"Did you get any of that?"

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You, you know in movies where the hero's wife or girlfriend is dead or

"You, you know in movies where the hero's wife or girlfriend is dead or"

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I had rocks, thrown at me.

"I had rocks, thrown at me."

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Well, that's not like me.

"Well, that's not like me."

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Mia, I don't know if I mentioned.

"Mia, I don't know if I mentioned."

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You need people whose flaws feed into each other.

"You need people whose flaws feed into each other."

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There's only Nicholson.

"There's only Nicholson."

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We're late.

"We're late."

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Welcome! Everyone back there, you're welcome.

"Welcome! Everyone back there, you're welcome."

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Yes I do.

"Yes I do."

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Garrett's older brother Bones has relapsed during his weekend pass and

"Garrett's older brother Bones has relapsed during his weekend pass and"

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Who has got eyes on meemaw?

"Who has got eyes on meemaw?"

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No. No.

"No. No."

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I told the Community writers, attention must be paid.

"I told the Community writers, attention must be paid."

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Or go near a child.

"Or go near a child."

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Your what?!

"Your what?!"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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No. Okay, good.

"No. Okay, good."

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Community, I've been researching incest on the internet.

"Community, I've been researching incest on the internet."

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I do, Johnny.

"I do, Johnny."

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Don't look at the camera.

"Don't look at the camera."

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Oh, look at you.

"Oh, look at you."

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I never felt like a sellout.

"I never felt like a sellout."

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Now, I'm told Garrett has prepared a presentation for extra credit.

"Now, I'm told Garrett has prepared a presentation for extra credit."

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That guy.

"That guy."

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Annie and Britta told me to come over and get ready with them for

"Annie and Britta told me to come over and get ready with them for"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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Yeah, look each other up, get some business going.

"Yeah, look each other up, get some business going."

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Chang! Chang!

"Chang! Chang!"

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Chang. No.

"Chang. No."

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Let him finish.

"Let him finish."

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So much Jenny.

"So much Jenny."

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