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Clips from Community (2009) - Wedding Videography (S06E06)

What if I'm God?

"What if I'm God?"

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It is likely that I am not, but

"It is likely that I am not, but"

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I think it's totally out of line to take that possibility off of the table.

"I think it's totally out of line to take that possibility off of the table."

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Now, I understand that vows have been written.

"Now, I understand that vows have been written."

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Stacy, when I first saw you, looking at you made me feel good.

"Stacy, when I first saw you, looking at you made me feel good."

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Touching you, felt better and

"Touching you, felt better and"

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knowing you made me realize that without you, I, I am incomplete.

"knowing you made me realize that without you, I, I am incomplete."

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I know I look pretty complete.

"I know I look pretty complete."

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Somebody over there laughed at that the wrong way.

"Somebody over there laughed at that the wrong way."

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You are my body and my soul.

"You are my body and my soul."

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You are my favorite video game.

"You are my favorite video game."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Guys, guys guys.

"Guys, guys guys."

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Everybody's looking at us.

"Everybody's looking at us."

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Your was louder than what I said.

"Your was louder than what I said."

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Please join us.

"Please join us."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Over there.

"Over there."

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Yeah. Oh.

"Yeah. Oh."

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Yes. Ow!

"Yes. Ow!"

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Garrett, since we met you have felt so familiar.

"Garrett, since we met you have felt so familiar."

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I love making sandwiches with you.

"I love making sandwiches with you."

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I love folding towels with you.

"I love folding towels with you."

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I love giving you your pain killers, at the end of the day.

"I love giving you your pain killers, at the end of the day."

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Aw.

"Aw."

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Well that, those aren't really vows.

"Well that, those aren't really vows."

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That's a list of things you love about me, yeah.

"That's a list of things you love about me, yeah."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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It's okay.

"It's okay."

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Garrett, do you take Stacy to be your lawfully wedded wife.

"Garrett, do you take Stacy to be your lawfully wedded wife."

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I do.

"I do."

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Stacy, do you take Garrett to be your lawfully wedded husband,

"Stacy, do you take Garrett to be your lawfully wedded husband,"

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to have and to hold and to honor.

"to have and to hold and to honor."

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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs."

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Garrett Lambert, Garrett you may kiss Mrs. Garrett.

"Garrett Lambert, Garrett you may kiss Mrs. Garrett."

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Where the party at?

"Where the party at?"

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Okay, let's endure this.

"Okay, let's endure this."

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Are we mailing today, or what?

"Are we mailing today, or what?"

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Who would have thought Barrett's

"Who would have thought Barrett's"

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wedding would be the best day of our lives.

"wedding would be the best day of our lives."

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Definitely not Garrett, since his name's not Barrett.

"Definitely not Garrett, since his name's not Barrett."

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Whoopsie.

"Whoopsie."

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We say a wrong a name.

"We say a wrong a name."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Racist.

"Racist."

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Oh, no. You a racist.

"Oh, no. You a racist."

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That guy's a racist.

"That guy's a racist."

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From here to there is racist.

"From here to there is racist."

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Hm.

"Hm."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Hi. Having a good time?

"Hi. Having a good time?"

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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I sure am.

"I sure am."

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Aw.

"Aw."

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I think you guys could maybe take a step back, gain a little perspective,

"I think you guys could maybe take a step back, gain a little perspective,"

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so you don't wreck the whole night for some really wonderful people.

"so you don't wreck the whole night for some really wonderful people."

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You came to a wedding in the middle of the vows through a bush.

"You came to a wedding in the middle of the vows through a bush."

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I'm not Dr. Phil, but, I don't want my son to kill himself,

"I'm not Dr. Phil, but, I don't want my son to kill himself,"

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so, do what you gotta do!

"so, do what you gotta do!"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Hm.

"Hm."

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What have we done?

"What have we done?"

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Okay, we just got checked.

"Okay, we just got checked."

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Mm-hm. And it was pretty deserved.

"Mm-hm. And it was pretty deserved."

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But, we're not just gonna stand here and lick our wounds either.

"But, we're not just gonna stand here and lick our wounds either."

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Jeff is right.

"Jeff is right."

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And that chipper passive aggressive lady, she's right, too.

"And that chipper passive aggressive lady, she's right, too."

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So, let's spread out and-Be the best wedding guests, anyone has ever seen!

"So, let's spread out and-Be the best wedding guests, anyone has ever seen!"

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Yeah. I'm not gonna over think it, I'm just gonna try it.

"Yeah. I'm not gonna over think it, I'm just gonna try it."

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Try it. Okay.

"Try it. Okay."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Mazel tov.

"Mazel tov."

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So, a stranger walked over to our very proud group and smashed our pride

"So, a stranger walked over to our very proud group and smashed our pride"

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into pieces with a hammer, which definitely felt like a disaster.

"into pieces with a hammer, which definitely felt like a disaster."

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Then, I started to pick up the pieces of our pride, and weirdly enough,

"Then, I started to pick up the pieces of our pride, and weirdly enough,"

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the first piece I picked up was my own pride, all of it.

"the first piece I picked up was my own pride, all of it."

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It's almost like groups and people in groups,

"It's almost like groups and people in groups,"

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can never be complete at the same time.

"can never be complete at the same time."

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Does that make any sense?

"Does that make any sense?"

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No? Well, that's your problem.

"No? Well, that's your problem."

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I love you, Abed.

"I love you, Abed."

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Do I know how to be a good wedding guest?

"Do I know how to be a good wedding guest?"

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Yes, I do.

"Yes, I do."

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A little too well, that's the problem.

"A little too well, that's the problem."

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I was addicted to encouraging white people.

"I was addicted to encouraging white people."

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Now there's a man who knows his meatballs.

"Now there's a man who knows his meatballs."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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It started as simple survival.

"It started as simple survival."

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The tech industry in the 90s, this face, this voice,

"The tech industry in the 90s, this face, this voice,"

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they're either gonna help you or hold you back.

"they're either gonna help you or hold you back."

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So, you tap the gas, because well, why tap the brake?

"So, you tap the gas, because well, why tap the brake?"

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Oh, you know, you know what you're doing.

"Oh, you know, you know what you're doing."

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This man knows exactly what he's doing.

"This man knows exactly what he's doing."

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White people like encouragement.

"White people like encouragement."

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It really doesn't matter what for.

"It really doesn't matter what for."

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I never laugh at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue.

"I never laugh at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue."

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The thing is, and this will sound racist,

"The thing is, and this will sound racist,"

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white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.

"white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other."

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Sweetie, you, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate.

"Sweetie, you, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate."

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I think I'm going better than you are, with your asparagus.

"I think I'm going better than you are, with your asparagus."

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Oh, now that's the way to handle meatballs.

"Oh, now that's the way to handle meatballs."

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And look at you.

"And look at you."

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Working that asparagus.

"Working that asparagus."

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So, the day you start telling them, hey, just do what you're doing!

"So, the day you start telling them, hey, just do what you're doing!"

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I love you.

"I love you."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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You feel like a superhero.

"You feel like a superhero."

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Why'd I stop?

"Why'd I stop?"

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You know, same as anything else that makes you feel good.

"You know, same as anything else that makes you feel good."

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If you don't put a lid on it.

"If you don't put a lid on it."

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He should keep on wearing,

"He should keep on wearing,"

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There's no lid.

"There's no lid."

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Stacy has a 90 year old meemaw here.

"Stacy has a 90 year old meemaw here."

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I pushed her around the dance floor.

"I pushed her around the dance floor."

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I think she liked it.

"I think she liked it."

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No, that's Polly.

"No, that's Polly."

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Oh my God, do you think she saw me pushing meemaw, and

"Oh my God, do you think she saw me pushing meemaw, and"

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now she's wondering what's wrong with her?

"now she's wondering what's wrong with her?"

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