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Clips from Arrested Development - The Immaculate Election (S02E02)

"Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape."
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"re-creating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago."
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"His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why."
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"I mean, he's such a great kid, and everybody loves him. He's George Michael!"
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"Truthfully, that's why I'm not that crazy about that Ann, but he'll move on."
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"Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she's religious."
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"If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant."
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"No, I didn't."
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"I gotta work on that boy's self-esteem."
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"- I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready."
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"Don't start!"
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"Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis Jr. Should still be performing."
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"- That's a great idea. - Well, I don't have a chance."
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"- They only vote for the cool kids. - But everyone loves you."
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"You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you?"
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"Plus, you would be following in your old man's footsteps."
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"- You were student body president? - Oh-ho."
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"- It was close. - So you lost."
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"- Who remembers? - I know I would remember."
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"Didn't say I won. Said I can't remember."
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"although there were plenty in the school who wanted to overturn the decision."
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"I said, "Let's- Do not- Let's not put the school through that.""
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"Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory."
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"Well, that's great. The important thing is..."
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"to raise the old self-esteem and not to rush a physical relationship."
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"- Those are really the two important things. - No. We're both waiting."
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"- Good. - And then that first time, after waiting and waiting-"
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"It's gonna be so awesome, because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's..."
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"but God's love as well."
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"- God, it's gonna be incredible. - All right. I'll do it. I'm in."
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"- Campaign? - I'm pumped."
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"I can't put the aorta in with this thing."
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"- Buster! - I'm sorry I'm an inconvenience to you, Mother."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh!"
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"As Lupe felt sorry..."
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"for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay felt sorry for her loss of Lupe."
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"Lindsay had cleaned one room and now had a garbage problem."
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"Well, I certainly appreciate your decision..."
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"but if my brother was here, we could've voted this thing through."
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"What's this? A stuffy office meeting?"
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"Well, maybe it's time for a little... Office Magic."
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"- What's "office magic"? - Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45..."
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"- Okay. - Why does lunch have to be so dull?"
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"Maybe you'd prefer some chicken instead!"
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"All right. Let's cut. Take five, everybody."
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"- No, no. We're not takin' five. Hey, is this guy with you? - Yeah, he's an actor."
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"Well, you know, I thought he was an investor. He voted against me..."
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"which is the vote I asked you to be here for, so-"
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"You know what? I don't know why, but that's it. I don't think I can work with you anymore."
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"- You kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. - No. I'm the president."
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"No. You lost the presidency, just like you did in high school when you refused to play dirty."
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"- Worked when I ran. - We're talkin' about the office here, okay?"
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"I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now."
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"Sorry to hear you say that, Michael, 'cause it just cost you your job."
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"- I'm serious. It's over. - How do you call Security on this thing?"
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"- You hit pound-zero-zero to operate the system. - Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?"
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"- Hit pound and then zero-zero. - I do. I know."
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"Tell you what. You don't need to learn the system, because you're out of here."
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"Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit."
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"- Oh, hey. - What was that all about?"
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"Your uncle doesn't not-work here anymore."
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"- So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that."
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"- Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything."
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"Maybe I should just start keeping some secrets of my own."
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"Why aren't you at school right now?"
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"I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to."
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"I was just using your copier to make some campaign posters."
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"Well, then, by all means, let me help you out."
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"He's just the hottest guy in school. And he's won three years in a row-"
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"every year after his first junior year."
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"Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of."
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"He might even finish after the Indian kid."
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"I guess I gotta get down to the school and see if I can stop him from signing up, huh?"
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"Yes. You have to. And do you think you could put up a couple of these when you're there..."
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"'cause I was really not in the mood to go down there."
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"Michael went to take care ofhis son..."
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"as Lucille discovered that hers was already being taken care of."
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"- I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe!"
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"Well, that makes more sense."
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"- Lindsay came upon Lupe, who'djust been fired. - I no clean for family anymore."
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"Can't you at least come over and DustBuster or something?"
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"- Hello? - Hey. I can't talk loudly."
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"I'm in the bathroom of the Wrench set, and they've started shooting."
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"Well, Maeby's fine. We've been looking for a cleaning lady, so if you hear of one-"
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"- Why is this door locked? - Cut!"
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"Michael arrived at school to talk his son out of running for office."
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"- Listen, George Michael- - We're gonna use your idea and highlight being chaste."
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"It's really gonna appeal to the Christian crowd."
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"I couldn't have done this without you guys. I'm gonna win this thing."
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"Four more years! Four more years!"
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"Four more years! Four more years!"
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"No. I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office."
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"but I've already found a replacement."
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"- I hate it. I miss Lupe. - No. I won't let you go down that road."
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"in Mother's old stirrup pants to make you feel that way."
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"Oh."
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"Ohh, you're hungry."
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"Lindsay was about to find a replacement for Lupe as well. - Who is it?"
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"The new housekeeper. The agency sent me over."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't call any-"
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"Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Phyllidia Featherbottom..."
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"and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones."
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"I can also sing a song or two, if it comes in handy."
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"When you put a squirt of frosting on your throat"
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"Before we take our medications"
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"Tobias had gained access to the studio's wardrobe and makeup department."
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"He was eager to both see his daughter..."
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"and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor."
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"- It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. - In the most delicious way"
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"Hey. Lindsay, the place looks fantastic."
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"- What? Did you pay somebody to do this? - Oh, I've no need for payment."
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"I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom."
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"From Blackstone. I'm charmed, I'm sure."
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"Ooh!"
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"considering you didn't even have the courage to tell Maeby that he'd moved out."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not the perfect parent, like you."
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"I'm not that perfect. I pushed George Michael into running for office..."
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"and I think he's gonna get crushed by this kid Steve Holt."
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"Yeah. I'd vote for Steve. Too bad Dad's on the lam."
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"so that our sins could be absolved.""
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