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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Yippie Kayak (S03E03)

"Okay, start loading out."
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"I just have one piece of business to take care of."
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"Boyle! You did it!"
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"How?"
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"What's a brother got to do to get a wet wipe?"
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"Jake! Oh, I'm so glad you're okay."
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"Wow, you were really worried about me?"
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"You think people will believe he threw himself in the garbage?"
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"That deadbeat giant can fend for himself."
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"and I think you should take it."
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"I forgot yours."
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"Oh, because it would have crushed my heart"
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"You did."
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"Not only that, you sacrificed your John McClane moment."
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"but it still makes me so angry."
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"Eh."
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"You too, buddy."
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"Gina!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Somebody take her down!"
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"Come here! Come here! Come here!"
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"Oh, did he lift his "no gift" policy?"
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"But I figured out a way to buy him something"
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"and trick him into accepting it."
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"- You are bad. - I know, right?"
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"He would never open a gift, right?"
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"But what if his gift didn't look like a gift?"
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"- He would open it? - Exactly!"
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"I left it in a cardboard box on his desk."
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"There's no card, just the words "Open now,""
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"- Captain. - Santiago. Peralta."
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"Sir."
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"you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk"
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"it was scrawled by a crazy person."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Bomb! There's a bomb!"
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"Let's go!"
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"Ho, ho, ho, Jake."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"- Heart Attack soda. - Holy crap! I love this stuff!"
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"You know, technically, it's just carbonated fudge."
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"There's more? Charles, this is too much."
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"Nonsense!"
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"I forgot to get Charles anything."
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"I'm such a selfish jerk."
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"I was just so focused on Amy's gift"
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"His present to me was so personal."
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"Gross food, tan pants, "MasterChef Junior.""
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"and offer them a free trip to New York."
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"I wouldn't do that."
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"Right, 'cause I'm a stranger,"
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"and I shouldn't be luring them out of state."
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"They're open late, and they have everything."
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"Right. Smart. Please come with me."
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"Please, I need help picking something out."
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"No towel, with his foot up on the bench."
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"Towel on, still wet from the shower."
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"Hey, guys. What's up?"
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"Diaz, are we still on for the Polar Bear Swim tonight?"
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"It's either that or go caroling with my family,"
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"I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean."
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"Wait, what?"
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"You guys are doing the polar swim?"
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"Why didn't you ask me?"
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"Oh, we didn't think you'd be interested."
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"Yeah, you're always cold."
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"You brought a blanket to a Mets game in mid-July."
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"You guys think I'm some kind of wimp, but I'm not."
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"and I love to splash around in chilly water."
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"as the waters of Cocytus, the frozen lake of hell."
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"I'll see you there."
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"I can't wait to dunk my junk."
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"I'll be back on the 27th."
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"I've got two days of family time."
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"I do not want a repeat of last year"
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"when Scully called me 50 times on Christmas morning."
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"My butt called the other 49."
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"about how much my phone was buzzing."
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"Somebody's got a lot of business to tend to."
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"Who are you? Barbara Corcoran?"
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"He didn't even make me one of the good sharks."
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"Gina!"
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"I'm gonna be a little late."
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"I got to help Jake do some shopping."
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"Oh, last-minute gifts."
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"Tell me, Jake, who's the poor sack at the bottom of your list?"
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"Just give her whatever you got me."
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"No, that would eviscerate me."
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"I'll get my coat."
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"I'm gonna help you find something for her."
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"Also not necessary to touch my face."
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"It's Christmas. A time for friendship."
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"I guess you'll just have to distract him"
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"- when we get to the store. - On it."
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"I'll take him to housewares and I'll ask him"
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"Gina, you just saved Christmas."
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"It's what I do."
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"Every damn year."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"I just need to buy one thing. I'll be so fast,"
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"How did that not work?"
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"They're not closed."
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"First time at a retail store, Oliver Twist?"
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"you get an extra 15 minutes to finish up."
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"an entrance through the back."
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"It's too dangerous."
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"No way I let you take that risk alone."
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"Damn it, you are loyal."
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"Whereas, with the skillet,"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, let's take a peep at that purchase."
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"- Cologne? - Uh, it's perfume."
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"- For a lady. Woman. - It's called "Canyon Stank.""
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"It's got a man riding a burro on it."
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"Um, I don't know, maybe just subconsciously"
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"I wanted Amy to smell more like you."
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"Wow, the tables have really turned."
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"All right, just slowly back up. There's a door behind us."
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"We just have to get outside and call the Nine-Nine."
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"- Lock 'em up! - They're sealing the exits."
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"Oh, my God."
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