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Clips from Youngblood

Short Films 1986 18 min ★ 5.8/10 (5 ratings) 816 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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- Come on! Up and down! - Get the little runt!
"- Come on! Up and down! - Get the little runt!"
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Come on, Kelly. Break it up. Cut it out. That's enough.
"Come on, Kelly. Break it up. Cut it out. That's enough."
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They came to one of my games. They've got one spot open for their play-offs.
"They came to one of my games. They've got one spot open for their play-offs."
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I gotta play junior if I'm ever gonna play pro. All the scouts'll be there.
"I gotta play junior if I'm ever gonna play pro. All the scouts'll be there."
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I can't afford to hire someone in your place.
"I can't afford to hire someone in your place."
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I figure maybe we could get a tractor with my bonus money.
"I figure maybe we could get a tractor with my bonus money."
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All he ended up with was a stick in the eye and a $2,000 doctor bill.
"All he ended up with was a stick in the eye and a $2,000 doctor bill."
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I'll pick up the slack, Pop.
"I'll pick up the slack, Pop."
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- He's so goddamn small. - He'll grow.
"- He's so goddamn small. - He'll grow."
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In a week?
"In a week?"
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Let him go. He'll be back in two weeks dragging his tail between his legs.
"Let him go. He'll be back in two weeks dragging his tail between his legs."
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(Kelly) Now, there's one thing you're gonna have to learn.
"(Kelly) Now, there's one thing you're gonna have to learn."
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O Canada!
"O Canada!"
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Our home and native land!
"Our home and native land!"
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True patriot love
"True patriot love"
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(Kelly) Hamilton Arena.
"(Kelly) Hamilton Arena."
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He scores!
"He scores!"
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Forget it. You're worthless around there anyway.
"Forget it. You're worthless around there anyway."
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Don't take any shit from them Canucks.
"Don't take any shit from them Canucks."
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Where'd you get these guys from, Ray? Mexico?
"Where'd you get these guys from, Ray? Mexico?"
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(Ray) We're only looking for one player.
"(Ray) We're only looking for one player."
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Carl Racki. Six feet, 198 pounds. Played tier two in the Western League last year.
"Carl Racki. Six feet, 198 pounds. Played tier two in the Western League last year."
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15 goals, 22 assists and - whoo! - 378 minutes in penalties!
"15 goals, 22 assists and - whoo! - 378 minutes in penalties!"
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(whistle blows)
"(whistle blows)"
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Dean Youngblood. Five foot ten inches, 160 pounds.
"Dean Youngblood. Five foot ten inches, 160 pounds."
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Scored 92 goals this year so far for the Stanton Flyers.
"Scored 92 goals this year so far for the Stanton Flyers."
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That's Kelly's kid brother.
"That's Kelly's kid brother."
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- Look at him. - He's goin' for it.
"- Look at him. - He's goin' for it."
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- Keep your head up, prick. - Look where the puck is, asshole.
"- Keep your head up, prick. - Look where the puck is, asshole."
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Come on, come on, come on.
"Come on, come on, come on."
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Let's go.
"Let's go."
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- He's outta here. - Pup.
"- He's outta here. - Pup."
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(referee) Come on, take it easy.
"(referee) Come on, take it easy."
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Bring him down to the other end. You all right?
"Bring him down to the other end. You all right?"
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- Yeah. - You sure?
"- Yeah. - You sure?"
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What do you think, Murray?
"What do you think, Murray?"
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He fights like an old lady.
"He fights like an old lady."
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- Looks good for about six. - (player) Six? Come on, ten.
"- Looks good for about six. - (player) Six? Come on, ten."
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- Where's the doc? - What doc?
"- Where's the doc? - What doc?"
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- The one who's gonna sew my eye. - You're looking at him.
"- The one who's gonna sew my eye. - You're looking at him."
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(laughter)
"(laughter)"
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I do needlepoint too. That's one of mine.
"I do needlepoint too. That's one of mine."
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Pretty good, huh?
"Pretty good, huh?"
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A player gets cut, he takes 30 minutes to close him up.
"A player gets cut, he takes 30 minutes to close him up."
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So, anyway, Murray bought me this kit and told me to learn.
"So, anyway, Murray bought me this kit and told me to learn."
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- (player) Mad butcher of Hamilton. - Oh.
"- (player) Mad butcher of Hamilton. - Oh."
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Pretty good. Next year we'll have you doing transplants.
"Pretty good. Next year we'll have you doing transplants."
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Get him a uniform.
"Get him a uniform."
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(player) Yeah, a nurse's uniform.
"(player) Yeah, a nurse's uniform."
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I'm gonna go with the other kid. I need someone who can put the puck in the net.
"I'm gonna go with the other kid. I need someone who can put the puck in the net."
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That pipsqueak?
"That pipsqueak?"
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Maybe you can catch on with another team. I only have one spot for the playoffs.
"Maybe you can catch on with another team. I only have one spot for the playoffs."
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Don't worry. You'll be seeing me around.
"Don't worry. You'll be seeing me around."
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Save some of that for the ice, huh?
"Save some of that for the ice, huh?"
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All right. Mustangs out on the rink in five minutes.
"All right. Mustangs out on the rink in five minutes."
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(player) Go get him, killer.
"(player) Go get him, killer."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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New uniforms for the playoffs?
"New uniforms for the playoffs?"
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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The locker room is that way.
"The locker room is that way."
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I think he needs a shave. What do you think, guys?
"I think he needs a shave. What do you think, guys?"
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- I already shaved. - When? Last week?
"- I already shaved. - When? Last week?"
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Don't think he knows what we mean.
"Don't think he knows what we mean."
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- You're goin' nowhere! - On the table.
"- You're goin' nowhere! - On the table."
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The doctor is here. Scalpel.
"The doctor is here. Scalpel."
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- Scalpel. - Scalpel.
"- Scalpel. - Scalpel."
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Go for it. You wanted a doctor.
"Go for it. You wanted a doctor."
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Looky, looky! This shouldn't take long at all.
"Looky, looky! This shouldn't take long at all."
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Press hard, Derek, it's really dull.
"Press hard, Derek, it's really dull."
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Yes?
"Yes?"
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You must be one of Murray's boys.
"You must be one of Murray's boys."
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sometimes I don't know whether I'm running a boarding house or a hospital.
"sometimes I don't know whether I'm running a boarding house or a hospital."
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More of Mr Frazier's embroidery.
"More of Mr Frazier's embroidery."
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Right. I'll show you your room, Dean.
"Right. I'll show you your room, Dean."
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And then I'll show you the second most important room in the house, the kitchen.
"And then I'll show you the second most important room in the house, the kitchen."
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By the way, I'm Miss McGill.
"By the way, I'm Miss McGill."
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(Miss McGill) Dean!
"(Miss McGill) Dean!"
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Yep.
"Yep."
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Can you get the door, honey?
"Can you get the door, honey?"
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I thought you might like a nice cup of tea.
"I thought you might like a nice cup of tea."
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I do like all my boys to be comfortable.
"I do like all my boys to be comfortable."
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Goal.
"Goal."
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It might be a little bit warm. Here, we can let it cool down.
"It might be a little bit warm. Here, we can let it cool down."
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I've been boarding hockey players in this house for over ten years.
"I've been boarding hockey players in this house for over ten years."
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These are some of my boys.
"These are some of my boys."
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Defence. Six three, 210.
"Defence. Six three, 210."
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Great thighs.
"Great thighs."
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Big shot from the point, averaged only about 10 goals a year,
"Big shot from the point, averaged only about 10 goals a year,"
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but, boy, you remembered every single one of them.
"but, boy, you remembered every single one of them."
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St Louis, Detroit, Chicago, New York.
"St Louis, Detroit, Chicago, New York."
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(Miss McGill) One, two, three...
"(Miss McGill) One, two, three..."
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She do it to me last year.
"She do it to me last year."
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She do it to me last night.
"She do it to me last night."
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The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill.
"The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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To the game and getting out of this hick town.
"To the game and getting out of this hick town."
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Thank God there is still a sport for middle-sized white boys.
"Thank God there is still a sport for middle-sized white boys."
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Anybody we know?
"Anybody we know?"
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You take the one with the moustache.
"You take the one with the moustache."
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- Good to see you. - Hi.
"- Good to see you. - Hi."
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- I saw every game last year. - I missed just one. That's cos I was sick.
"- I saw every game last year. - I missed just one. That's cos I was sick."
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What's so funny? I had to have surgery. I'll show you.
"What's so funny? I had to have surgery. I'll show you."
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- (Maureen) I don't see anything. - No, I guess not.
"- (Maureen) I don't see anything. - No, I guess not."
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I was wondering where those things were.
"I was wondering where those things were."
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- Yo! Two Bloody Marys! - Tequila once again for the second time!
"- Yo! Two Bloody Marys! - Tequila once again for the second time!"
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Cheers!
"Cheers!"
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Lookin' good, rookie!
"Lookin' good, rookie!"
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Youngblood and Sutton.
"Youngblood and Sutton."
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- (player) Eat him up, Derek. - Go get him, Sutton.
"- (player) Eat him up, Derek. - Go get him, Sutton."
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(Murray) Let's see who wants it!
"(Murray) Let's see who wants it!"
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Want some milk and cookies or something? How about a little nap?
"Want some milk and cookies or something? How about a little nap?"
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Can I ask you a question? How'd you get so horseshit in one day?
"Can I ask you a question? How'd you get so horseshit in one day?"
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- Maybe I made a mistake about you. - I don't think so.
"- Maybe I made a mistake about you. - I don't think so."
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You better know so. This isn't some recreational hockey league.
"You better know so. This isn't some recreational hockey league."
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If you wanna be here tomorrow, you better show me more than right now.
"If you wanna be here tomorrow, you better show me more than right now."
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Get out there! Go!
"Get out there! Go!"
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How was it?
"How was it?"
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It's your type of film. You'd love it.
"It's your type of film. You'd love it."
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- I can't stand the sight of blood. - Unless it's your own, right?
"- I can't stand the sight of blood. - Unless it's your own, right?"
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