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Clips from Sharknado

TV Movies 2013 86 min ★ 3.3/10 (57,474 ratings) 971 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

Enjoy.
"Enjoy."
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It's good.
"It's good."
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Captain.
"Captain."
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My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price.
"My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price."
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Let's say, 100,000.
"Let's say, 100,000."
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One million for the entire take,
"One million for the entire take,"
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A steep price for a small catch.
"A steep price for a small catch."
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A pod of 20,000 sharks is migrating in this direction.
"A pod of 20,000 sharks is migrating in this direction."
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When we're through with it,
"When we're through with it,"
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If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman.
"If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman."
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Get the fins to the gally!
"Get the fins to the gally!"
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Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast!
"Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast!"
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I think this is for you captain. The deposit.
"I think this is for you captain. The deposit."
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They should be the ones to be afraid of us.
"They should be the ones to be afraid of us."
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They're called waves. They do that from time to time.
"They're called waves. They do that from time to time."
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Make it happen. I'm going to down below.
"Make it happen. I'm going to down below."
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cargo, and what's left of the ship.
"cargo, and what's left of the ship."
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Crazy waves out there today.
"Crazy waves out there today."
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There's nothing unnatural about everything.
"There's nothing unnatural about everything."
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You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure.
"You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure."
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You know we really don't talk like that, right?
"You know we really don't talk like that, right?"
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It's totally cooking out here mate.
"It's totally cooking out here mate."
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You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane.
"You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane."
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Hit. Hit! Whoo!
"Hit. Hit! Whoo!"
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Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves.
"Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves."
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with an "I". You may have noticed this morning
"with an "I". You may have noticed this morning"
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California. The clouds coming in over the ocean
"California. The clouds coming in over the ocean"
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and the large waves are proving difficult
"and the large waves are proving difficult"
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for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David.
"for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David."
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state of California. It seems o be driving a very dangerous surf.
"state of California. It seems o be driving a very dangerous surf."
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When was that George? The civil war?
"When was that George? The civil war?"
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Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.
"Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink."
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Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money.
"Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money."
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There's nothing to talk about.
"There's nothing to talk about."
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I cut myself shaving.
"I cut myself shaving."
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Perhaps the silver lining in this is that the storm
"Perhaps the silver lining in this is that the storm"
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driven away the recent influx of sharks out of the area...
"driven away the recent influx of sharks out of the area..."
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Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does. I hope the
"Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does. I hope the"
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storm kills 'em. I hope it kills them all.
"storm kills 'em. I hope it kills them all."
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Me too. You have no idea.
"Me too. You have no idea."
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What's the last time you short boarded, old timer?
"What's the last time you short boarded, old timer?"
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I never stopped. I just like this one rides.
"I never stopped. I just like this one rides."
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Yeah. Whatever.
"Yeah. Whatever."
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Alright grandpa. Ima show you how it's done.
"Alright grandpa. Ima show you how it's done."
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Grandpa?
"Grandpa?"
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Come on. Oh!
"Come on. Oh!"
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Hey get outta the water!
"Hey get outta the water!"
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Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in!
"Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in!"
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Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating
"Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating"
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the beach. Everybody off the beach immediately.
"the beach. Everybody off the beach immediately."
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Baz!
"Baz!"
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Just hang on. I'll let you in.
"Just hang on. I'll let you in."
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I thought you were Australian not British.
"I thought you were Australian not British."
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What were you thinking? You could have been killed.
"What were you thinking? You could have been killed."
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We need a tourniquet.
"We need a tourniquet."
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Here use this.
"Here use this."
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Are you okay? Are you sure?
"Are you okay? Are you sure?"
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It's not funny. Aah.
"It's not funny. Aah."
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Yeah. I'm fine.
"Yeah. I'm fine."
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Yeah that one. And the shark goes, 'You know what?'
"Yeah that one. And the shark goes, 'You know what?'"
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I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the surf champion.
"I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the surf champion."
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On you mate.
"On you mate."
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Do you see that?
"Do you see that?"
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- Oh yeah. - It's a little nibble.
"- Oh yeah. - It's a little nibble."
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I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming?
"I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming?"
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It's a storm.
"It's a storm."
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It's what's driven them all up north.
"It's what's driven them all up north."
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Eventually they'll go back from they came from.
"Eventually they'll go back from they came from."
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I hope. But the were knocking.
"I hope. But the were knocking."
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It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all.
"It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all."
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Hey hey, what are you doing?
"Hey hey, what are you doing?"
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So? Go get back to work.
"So? Go get back to work."
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Hey! I'm not too old for ya.
"Hey! I'm not too old for ya."
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I don't think.
"I don't think."
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Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darling.
"Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darling."
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I have Daddy issues too.
"I have Daddy issues too."
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Who's is this?
"Who's is this?"
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Hurricane David is poised to be the 1st hurricane to hit
"Hurricane David is poised to be the 1st hurricane to hit"
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the state of California. And it's now barreling to the Santa Monica shorelines.
"the state of California. And it's now barreling to the Santa Monica shorelines."
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We have suffered tropical storms in the past but
"We have suffered tropical storms in the past but"
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we have never been hit by a storm quite like
"we have never been hit by a storm quite like"
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this. Wide spread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming
"this. Wide spread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming"
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is the reason for this unprecedented event. We will
"is the reason for this unprecedented event. We will"
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be back with more news as it develops.
"be back with more news as it develops."
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Hello. Wexler residence.
"Hello. Wexler residence."
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April it's Fin.
"April it's Fin."
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Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want?
"Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want?"
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Look I'm just calling to make sure.
"Look I'm just calling to make sure."
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'Cause that's my name.
"'Cause that's my name."
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Look Fin I'm really busy.
"Look Fin I'm really busy."
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Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are okay.
"Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are okay."
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Is this about money?
"Is this about money?"
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Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that.
"Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that."
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It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are okay.
"It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are okay."
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Look, it's really sweet that you are calling in
"Look, it's really sweet that you are calling in"
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to check in on us but Collin already checked the
"to check in on us but Collin already checked the"
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drains and, we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out.
"drains and, we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out."
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Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean.
"Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean."
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I think you guys should get out of town.
"I think you guys should get out of town."
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What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean.
"What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean."
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I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland.
"I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland."
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And what about Collin?
"And what about Collin?"
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You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe.
"You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe."
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We're not going anywhere.
"We're not going anywhere."
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Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll it my week for the month.
"Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll it my week for the month."
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Who's that?
"Who's that?"
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My wife.
"My wife."
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Already everybody, listen up. I'm closing the restaurant.
"Already everybody, listen up. I'm closing the restaurant."
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Storm is coming and it's coming fast. Get home safe everybody.
"Storm is coming and it's coming fast. Get home safe everybody."
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Don't forget taco Tuesdays.
"Don't forget taco Tuesdays."
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What's going on?
"What's going on?"
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If I don't secure the bar, I'm going to loose everything.
"If I don't secure the bar, I'm going to loose everything."
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Hey hey, you need to go home.
"Hey hey, you need to go home."
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No! It's my problem. Because if this bar get blown over then I'm out of a job too.
"No! It's my problem. Because if this bar get blown over then I'm out of a job too."
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Can't argue with that one.
"Can't argue with that one."
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For an environmentalist you sure do hate sharks.
"For an environmentalist you sure do hate sharks."
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I've got fire power behind the bar. Come on come on!
"I've got fire power behind the bar. Come on come on!"
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Can I get one for the road Fin?
"Can I get one for the road Fin?"
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Alright.
"Alright."
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We are here live at the Santa Monica Pier, this is what remains after
"We are here live at the Santa Monica Pier, this is what remains after"
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