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Clips from The Simpsons - Blame It on Lisa (S13E13)

"On top of. Beneath."
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"On top of. Beneath."
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"And you also want me to find a little boy?"
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"I don't think there is a boy or a husband!"
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"I am flattered, but I do not swing that way."
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"I have another itch."
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"Yeah, well, scratch it yourself."
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"I have sent the ransom note."
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"If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay."
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"I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time."
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"So, have you got the $50,000?"
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"That's very nice, honey. That'll buy you"
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"one of my legs or something they call a mystery bag."
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"They have $1,200."
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"$1,200? You've already eaten that much."
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"Well, maybe."
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"Enough of your blarney! Get the money!"
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"Ahoy-hoy."
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"Hmm. Well, I'm high on sheep embryos, so I am feeling charitable."
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"How about I advance you the money and you work it off?"
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"No deal!"
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"Homer, listen. I need 50 grand. Don't ask me why."
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"No, no. I need 50 grand!"
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"But if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers."
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"This is all my fault."
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"I came to find someone, but now I've just lost Dad and..."
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"That irritating, intoxicating music with a beat"
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"that sends your inhibitions packing?"
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"It's Carnival!"
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"The drunkenness, the ambiguous sexuality..."
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"I am on fire, and I dance!"
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"I'll just dance and worry at the same time."
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"Hey, look! It's the stripper from the kids' show."
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"Lisa! Lisa!"
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"And it all started with the dancing shoes you bought me."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
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"I tried to write."
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"It's a bit of a mystery, yes."
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"But if you look at the clues, you can figure it out."
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"Where is it?"
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"That way!"
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"Here is the ransom for your father."
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"That's not tense enough. It's making light of the situation."
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"Look, there's Dad!"
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"Listen, I made a little scrapbook to remember the kidnapping."
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"Look. This is that cigarette butt you burned me with."
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"You slept like a baby that night."
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"I remember that, yeah."
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"He has come to identify with his captors."
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"They let me stay up all night!"
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"Now, hand over the money and you get your Homer back."
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"You are free to go."
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"We should make these transfers in a safer place."
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"It was Homer's idea. You say no to that face."
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"Because I've learned that no matter how bad I screw up,"
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"Don't be sad. It's Carnival!"
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"Dad, that line was in the cartoon."
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"Our evening will be rated R, for brief nudity."
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"Hello. I'm your customer service rep, Lindsay Naegle."
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"Marge, it's called negotiating."
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"Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme."
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"the charity mailed me this video."
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"The Simpsons are going to Antarctica next year. This year, Brazil."
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"The local temperature in Rio de Janeiro"
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"Mom, these are slums."
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"We just call them nuts here."
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"Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies."
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"So, you want me to find your husband?"
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"Yes."
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"I think you have a thing for me."
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"I've been shot!"
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"I've been kidnapped and I need $50,000."
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"I've got to get out of here!"
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"Are you sure you can afford it?"
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"We're supposed to bring the ransom money"
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"How about this?"
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"Homer, why are you laughing?"
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"No, I think its Niagular."
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"Ooh. Fascinating."
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"Uh-oh."
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"The government just painted them bright colors"
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"Oh, well."
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"Yes. I am Flamenco Flamingo."
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"But I didn't know what state you lived in."
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"changing your long-distance service if..."
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"Oh, your father would've loved this."
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"Look at all that pink and purple."
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"Our money sure is gay."
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"There's got to be a million kids here. We'll never find Ronaldo."
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"My American friend, I'm afraid that this is a kidnapping."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Well, you won't be doing that at home."
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"But, Homer... I said forget it!"
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"The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"
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"Let's try the red one again. Oh, not again!"
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"Yeah. Check out the rats."
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"Suckers."
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"Moe's Tavern. Home of the stinkiest rag in America!"
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"Ronaldo!"
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"Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand."
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"to the top of Sugar Loaf Mountain."
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"Which phone company? There are hundreds of them."
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"Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers?"
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"Piece of cake!"
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"Aw..."
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"Well, with all our savings and the money Grampa wired us,"
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"you were a bunch of deadbeats. Mmm."
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"and you can't hang up on a nun."
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"Okay, here are some travel tips."
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"Works for me."
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"No, no. I was just distracting you while my children robbed you."
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"Taxi!"
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"That's right."
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"I'll get back to you."
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"Go suck a Bible!"
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"What is that noise?"
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"You cannot run from Carnival! Because even running is a kind of dance!"
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"Yup, that's it. Just right. That's the one."
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