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Clips from The Simpsons - Gump Roast (S13E13)

"Kathleen Turner!"
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"Are the proceeds going to charity?"
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"Hell, no!"
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"We're all here tonight for one reason."
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"Now I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it."
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"First we have Mark Spitz."
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"Who's Mark Spitz?"
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"What's a telegram?"
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"Oh, forget it!"
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"I gotta get to the hot wings before the Comic Book Guy."
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""That's true, Bart. ""
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"But seriously, we've had a lot of fun with our dad over the years."
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"Joy to the world, the Lord is come!"
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"Let earth receive her King"
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"Let every..."
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"Season's greetings. Peace out."
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"Silent night"
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"All is calm"
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"All is bright"
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"Oh, that hurts!"
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!"
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!"
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!"
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!"
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!"
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"If I take you, will you two shut up and quit bugging me?"
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"Yeah. Well... Of course."
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"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Yes!"
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"Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad."
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"Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures?"
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"Bart, what are you doing?"
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"Hey, what the..."
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"All right."
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"A lot of people think our dad's behavior has screwed us up."
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"But it's all worth it just to hear him sing."
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"Shaving my shoulders"
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"I'm getting it all shaved off"
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"Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch"
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"But you mustn't touch"
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"'Cause his name can be said by anyone"
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"Max Power!"
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"I like pizza, I like bagels"
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"I like hot dogs with mustard and beer"
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"I get the picture."
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"I could even eat a baby deer"
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"Enough already!"
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"Dancing away my hunger pangs"
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"Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt"
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"I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way"
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"C. Montgomery Burns!"
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"I stand here to expose the criminal ineptitude of Homer J. Simpson."
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"Again and again he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation."
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"Poop."
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"Get ready, everybody."
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"He's about to do something stupid."
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"but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show."
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"Get out of my way!"
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"I think I won, Mr. Burns."
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"Carbon dating!"
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"Grampa Simpson and Agnes Skinner!"
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"Sweet Toledo! What's keeping that dress on?"
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"The collective will of everyone in this room!"
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"Excellent."
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"Little did I know he would soon become Mrs. Joe DiMaggio and..."
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"If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is..."
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"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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"Ow! My legs! This is the worst pain ever!"
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"I think Dad might be a little heavy for parasailing."
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"Hey, volleyball! Can I play later?"
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"Hi, Apu."
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"Oh, dear! You have ruined my work, you flying fat man!"
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"Step on it, Mom! Dad's signaling that he wants to go higher!"
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"Bye-bye, fishies! Higher! Higher!"
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"I'm soaring!"
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"Higher, Marge! Higher!"
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"Higher, I say!"
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"I want to soar higher than any man has ever soared!"
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"I want to look down on the clouds with contempt!"
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"There goes my turn."
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"Hey, Abe, you want to hook up after the show?"
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"Yeah! To a suicide machine!"
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"Now everyone knows Homer loves his family."
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"I'm sick of your lies! Secrets and lies!"
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"Homer, these people are professional roasters."
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"Secrets and lies!"
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"Homer Simpson's breath is strong"
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"That's better."
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"Oh, those are not the words!"
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"Silence! Cease all quips and comebacks!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"since your planet was created 5,000 years ago by God."
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"And now humanity must be judged!"
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"Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man!"
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"Hey, he stole my bit!"
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"Now we shall probe you to see if you are worthy."
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"Yep! Word for word."
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"Oh, yeah. That's a fine-looking..."
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"D'oh!"
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"Stupid Lisa!"
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"All right, let's see. English side ruined!"
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"Must use French instructions!"
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"Yeah. That's one fine-looking barbecue pit."
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"Why doesn't mine look like that?"
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"How's your father's project coming along?"
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"I think he's almost done."
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"Why you little..."
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"Better or worse? Worse!"
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"Better or worse?"
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"Much better!"
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"Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak!"
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"I'll mace you good!"
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"Surely the innocent soul of a child will redeem mankind!"
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"Sure, let's give it a shot."
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