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Clips from Futurama - When Aliens Attack (S02E02)

"You'll learn to die together. Right, soldier?"
Futurama
"Well, actually l--"
Futurama
"Oh, yes, right. Nobody destroy Kif. Unless you have to."
Futurama
"Oh-Ho-Ho."
Futurama
"This is turning into one sexy struggle for the future of the human race."
Futurama
"Right, right. Nobody destroy Leela, either."
Futurama
"The key to victory is discipline. That means a well-Made bed."
Futurama
"While I sleep in it?"
Futurama
"You won't have time to sleep with all the bed-Making you'll do."
Futurama
"The alien mother ship's here. If we hit that bull's-Eye"
Futurama
"The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Futurama
"My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
Futurama
"On my command, all ships file directly into"
Futurama
"Wouldn't it make more sense to send the robots in first--?"
Futurama
"When I'm in command, son, every mission's a suicide mission."
Futurama
"Here's hoping."
Futurama
"I'll be a science-Fiction hero, like Uhura or Captain Janeway or Xena."
Futurama
"This isn 't TV, it's real life. Can 't you tell the difference?"
Futurama
"The auxiliary power's out and they spilled my cocktail."
Futurama
"We did it! We won!"
Futurama
"Yeah, but it'll never bring back my martini."
Futurama
"What is that? It appears to be the mother ship."
Futurama
"Stop exploding, you cowards!"
Futurama
"It's hopeless."
Futurama
"You're the captain. You're the delivery boy."
Futurama
"And you'll be the alcoholic, foul-Mouthed--"
Futurama
"I mean, thank God you're alive!"
Futurama
"Sorry. Check back in three days. A week at the most."
Futurama
"Now, a rebuttal from President McNeal."
Futurama
"The people of Earth remain united in my refusal to hand over myself."
Futurama
"Total annihilation is a small price to pay compared with--"
Futurama
"Here he is! Come and get him."
Futurama
"You are not McNeal! Huh?"
Futurama
"You are not the one we want. Thank you, glorious masters. I--"
Futurama
"Give us McNeal! That was McNeal."
Futurama
"No, McNeal. The Single Female Lawyer."
Futurama
"She's promiscuous. Wears miniskirts. Really?"
Futurama
"Miniskirts? That sounds familiar."
Futurama
"McNeal, an unmarried human female"
Futurama
"Maybe that's her excuse for incompetence."
Futurama
"Silence! We will accept no more decoys. This is the McNeal."
Futurama
"Wait, I know her. You do not, you big fat liar."
Futurama
"You don't know anyone. All you do is watch TV."
Futurama
"That's where I know her from. Jenny McNeal."
Futurama
"She was a character on a 20th-Century TV show, Single Female Lawyer."
Futurama
"If they hope to see a TV show that hasn't existed for 1 000 years"
Futurama
"We'll raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day"
Futurama
"For five days unless we see McNeal at 9:00 p.M. Tomorrow."
Futurama
"I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all."
Futurama
"They'll destroy the Earth"
Futurama
"Omicron Persei Eight's about 1 000 light years away."
Futurama
"The electromagnetic waves would have just gotten there."
Futurama
"-You see-- -Magic. Got it."
Futurama
"Back in 1 999, Single Female Lawyer's season finale"
Futurama
"Some idiot spilled Coke on the transmitter."
Futurama
"Beer. I would think."
Futurama
"They want to see that episode. Let's find the tape."
Futurama
"During the second coming of Jesus."
Futurama
"I saw the first 30 seconds of that episode."
Futurama
"I could make up an ending we'd act out."
Futurama
"Let's put on a show!"
Futurama
"Leela, you'll star as Jenny--"
Futurama
"B: I get tongue-Tied in front of an audience armed with death rays."
Futurama
"Plus, you don't have the thighs for a miniskirt."
Futurama
"All set."
Futurama
"Lights!"
Futurama
"Camera two!"
Futurama
"Camera three!"
Futurama
"Prepare the water cooler"
Futurama
"Single Female Lawyer"
Futurama
"Wearing sexy miniskirts"
Futurama
"And being self-Reliant"
Futurama
"I'm pretty good."
Futurama
"Due to your hot, naked affair with the foreman. How do you plead?"
Futurama
"As I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of this jury."
Futurama
"I'll see you during the recess."
Futurama
"If she wants to be taken seriously, why not tear the judge's head off?"
Futurama
"It is true what they say."
Futurama
"Women are from Persei Seven. Men are from Persei Nine."
Futurama
"Your witness, Prosecutor Ramirez."
Futurama
"Single Female Lawyer, where were you the night of August 23rd?"
Futurama
"There's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialogue."
Futurama
"-What do we do now? -I don't know."
Futurama
"Say anything, if it's compelling and mesmerizing. A tour de force."
Futurama
"What say you, Single Female Lawyer?"
Futurama
"Oh, no! Go to commercial!"
Futurama
"Married? Jenny can't get married! Why not? It's clever, unexpected."
Futurama
"Clever things make people feel stupid."
Futurama
"Unexpected things make them feel scared."
Futurama
"You stole our hearts as a single female lawyer."
Futurama
"So shall you remain, or else!"
Futurama
"They want what they've seen 1 000 times before."
Futurama
"What you talking about, Fry? Trust me."
Futurama
"While other people lived their lives, I watched TV."
Futurama
"Deep down I knew it might one day help me save the world."
Futurama
"Plus I'd have lost Workman's Comp if I went outside. Read these cue cards."
Futurama
"And action."
Futurama
"Miss McNeal, I must decline your offer of marriage."
Futurama
"For you see, I'm dying. Cough, then fall over dead."
Futurama
"I hereby return to my Single Female Lawyer career"
Futurama
"No matter what any man says."
Futurama
"We find the defendant vulnerable, yet spunky."
Futurama
"Hooray!"
Futurama
"And cut!"
Futurama
"Single Female Lawyer"
Futurama
"As a result, we will not destroy your planet."
Futurama
"Neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality."
Futurama
"Way to overact, Zoidberg."
Futurama
"Now we must return to our planet..."
Futurama
"You did it, Fry! Yep."
Futurama
"It was just knowing the secret of all TV shows."
Futurama
"At the end of the episode, everything is right back to normal."
Futurama
"My God! You knocked Fox off the air. Like anyone on Earth cares."
Futurama
"I demand to know what happened to the plucky lawyer"
Futurama
"Okay, now you go hide."
Futurama
"Come on, I passed it right to you!"
Futurama
"No! Nibbler!"
Futurama
"Pretend you're happy."
Futurama
"As I was saying, mankind would sooner perish..."
Futurama
"If you have no ship, secure a weapon. Fire wildly in the air."
Futurama
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