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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Indecision Amalgamation (S07E07)

""And at least with you gone,"
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"no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge.""
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"No!"
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""LOL. Smiley face.""
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""P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up.""
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"Why didn't I put money on this?"
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"Hey, that's my agent."
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"If I got the part, it's still the second best thing"
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"Am I a terrible person?"
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"No. No, it was a mistake."
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"Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind"
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"that she might die and never see the card?"
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"Now I think you're flirting with the line."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"You'll get offered something soon."
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"I kind of did. The part in that awful horror movie"
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"Maybe you'll get hit by a car and die."
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"Emily, right?"
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"Yeah..."
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"From the dating Web site."
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"Your friend e-mailed me because you were afraid to,"
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"then you tracked me down and acted like a lunatic?"
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"Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali."
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"I wanted to say I'm sorry."
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"Okay? You were, like, the coolest person"
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"I ever found online, and I got really nervous"
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"Uh, don't worry about it."
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"Wha... Really?"
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"Thank you."
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"Fate has given me a rare second chance,"
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"and I swear to Vishnu I'm not gonna blow it."
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"Or normal words followed by a charming smile."
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"then PS2, PS3"
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"and now PS4. And that makes sense."
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"You'd think after Xbox, there'd be Xbox 2."
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"But no, next came Xbox 360."
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"Hmm? And now,"
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"after 360, comes Xbox One."
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"Why "One"?"
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"Maybe that's how many seconds of thought"
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"they put into naming it."
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"You know, however, with the Xbox One,"
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"Up until now, I've had to use Leonard."
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"Then get the other one. Pass the butter."
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"Get... Hang on."
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"I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously."
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"Fine, Sheldon."
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"Okay, now, the PS4 is"
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"No way. Yeah, well,"
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"it's true. But the larger size of the Xbox One"
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"may keep it from overheating."
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"Well, you wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat."
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"now comes with a Kinect included."
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"Included?! Yes!"
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"Not sold separately."
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"Although..."
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"the PS4 uses cool new GDDR5 RAM,"
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"while the Xbox One is still using"
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"the conventional DDR3 memory."
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"Why would they still be using DDR3?"
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"But then they go and throw in an ESRAM buffer."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Wait a second. Who's "they"? Xbox."
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"And this ESRAM buffer should totally bridge"
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"between the two RAM types."
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"This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision?"
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"Okay, it's not me, right? This script is terrible."
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"I had higher hopes for a movie called"
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"Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill."
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"You know, it's still possible"
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"Okay."
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""Sometimes I feel like I can control"
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""the killer gorilla instinct inside of me,"
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"just want to eat them and then kill people.""
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"No..."
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"does it at least pay well?"
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"You know what, why don't you just do it?"
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"and who knows what it might lead to?"
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"I oil-wrestle an orangutan in a bikini."
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"Both of us."
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"So it's a family film."
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"You're welcome."
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"Aren't you, uh, forgetting something?"
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"and she told me she always thought people from India"
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"were exotic and mysterious."
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"So, with my mouth, I said, "We're just like anybody else,""
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"but with my eyes, I said,"
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""Straight up, Red, hop on my flying carpet.""
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"So, you gonna see her again?"
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"And if it's a clear night,"
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"I'm gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her."
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"I can't do that to Leonard."
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"This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff."
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"two of the brightest stars in the night sky"
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"are Altair and Vega."
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"And it is said they were deeply in love"
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"but forever separated"
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"by the celestial river of the Milky Way."
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"But once a year,"
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"on the seventh day of the seventh month,"
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"Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up"
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"and create a bridge with their wings"
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"for a single night"
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"of passion."
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"Wow."
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"Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One?"
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"Wolowitz. Both great."
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"Two women at the same time?"
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"Nice job, playa!"
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"Really?"
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"How am I supposed to choose between Emily and Lucy?"
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"Why do you have to choose? Date both of them."
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"I can't date two women at once."
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"with one of them, seeing other people isn't a big deal."
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"what I was up to the night before"
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"and I was with the other one? Then, what, do I lie?"
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"Were you seeing other women when we started dating?"
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"No."
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"Were you seeing other men?"
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"No."
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