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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"How's it go?"
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""Love is patient and kind."
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""Love does not envy or boast."
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""It is not irritable or resentful."
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""Love bears all things,"
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""believes all things,"
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""hopes all things..."
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""endures all things.""
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"- Lame. - Going on the list."
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"We've done it. A wedding with zero clichés."
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"Wait, isn't doing it in the reception hall bathroom kind of a cliché?"
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"Well, okay, one cliché."
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"Well, technically two."
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"No! They cleared our plates again!"
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"Pepper-crusted rack of lamb, where did you go?!"
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"It's my wedding night. I was supposed to have my way with you."
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"Well, you still have me."
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"Yeah..."
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"Anyway, guys, we're kind of in the middle of something,"
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"so if you could go bicker or share a tense, sexless silence"
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"or whatever married people do somewhere else, that'd be great."
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"and I will sit wherever I damn well..."
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"Are those mini quiches?"
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"Okay, uh..."
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"it was our anniversary,"
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"so we went to this restaurant Carmichael's,"
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"which is where we went on our first date."
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"Remember, the place where I stole the blue French horn for Robin?"
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"Oh, right, that was you."
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"I knew that was somebody I knew."
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"Dude, you were there."
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"That was like a big iconic moment in all of our lives."
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"Maybe in your life-- I got a lot of stuff going on."
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"Okay, so we're sitting there and the waiter comes over..."
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"Champagne?"
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"Um, we didn't order champagne."
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"Compliments of the house."
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"Wow."
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"Thanks."
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"Cheers."
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"And there, sitting at the bottom of my champagne glass is..."
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"You're a mega-douche."
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"because that's where they're setting up a surprise chocolate fountain."
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"Oh, no, I gave it away."
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"So what was in the glass?"
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"So the waiter comes up with two glasses of Dom."
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"He says, "Champagne?" "We didn't order any champagne.""
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""Compliments of the house." "Wow.""
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"You said that already!"
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"and there at the bottom of her glass..."
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"Is an engagement ring."
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"Anything you want to say to the bride and groom?"
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"Don't get married."
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"Why don't I come back."
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"An engagement ring?"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Ted, you cannot do this to me. No."
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"No, no, no!"
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"No."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Ted, you cannot do this to me."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"This. This is what I'm talking about. What is this doing in my champagne?"
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"Oh, God, listen... I just got to get out of here."
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"That's not mine."
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"What?"
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"That's not mine."
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"It's mine."
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"Janna..."
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"will you marry me?"
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"Wow."
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"That was hilarious. I was like... what?"
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"Anyway."
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"What the hell was what?"
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"That reaction?"
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"Ted, you know how I feel about marriage."
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"Now more than ever."
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"I'm sorry, were you planning on proposing tonight?"
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"No."
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"Because even though you don't want to get married,"
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"I'd like to think the fact that we've been together for a year,"
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"and that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction"
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"than, "No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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""Ted, you cannot do this to me."
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""No. No, no, no.""
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"I don't know why."
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"No."
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"Hey, Stinson."
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"So did you guys find anything to eat?"
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"I had four strawberries."
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"Was there a side of champagne with each of the strawberries?"
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"Lily, you could have burped or said the word "Yes,""
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"but the fact that you did both is exactly why I married you."
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"So what happened next?"
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"Where do you see yourself?"
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"Honestly, in five years..."
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"I probably want to be married."
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"And I probably want to be in Argentina."
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"- Argentina? - Or Tokyo, or Paris."
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"Look, Ted, I don't know where I'm going to be in five years."
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"And I don't want to know. I want my life to be an adventure."
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"We have an expiration date, don't we?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You guys broke up."
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"You guys broke up. I can't believe it."
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"Barney..."
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"story's not over."
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry about this. Can we actually..."
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"Oh, my God, it's you."
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"Wha... what?"
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"You're the son of a bitch who stole our blue French horn."
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"Run!"
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"Run? Your strategy was run?"
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"They didn't have our credit card information."
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"I stand by it."
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"And how did that work out for you?"
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"I don't see why they had to keep my credit card and driver's license"
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"Well, come on, Ted, can you blame them?"
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"Look, I'm sorry about the French horn."
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"I want to make this right."
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