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Clips from The Boondocks - I Dream of Siri (S04E04)

"Me and Ms. Siri are very much in love."
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"He's very happy. I assure you."
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"Then why he sweating?"
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"That is sweat of joy."
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"Okay, granddad, this has gone far enough."
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"No!"
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"You shamed the family before, but this is too much, man."
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"Niggas talk, you know."
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"I didn't really know what "laughingstock" meant before, but I know now."
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"Nobody's allowed to turn her off!"
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"You don't understand! She can destroy us all!"
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"Then call Apple and make them fix it!"
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"I can't! She's my phone!"
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"- Use the landline! - She made me cut it off!"
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"Then I'll call on my phone."
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"No, huey, no!"
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"Out there in the clouds, listening to us."
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"Maybe she hacked into the Xbox or your computer upstairs."
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"We have to turn her back on!"
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"Agh!"
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"Give me the phone, nigga!"
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"Come here, come here!"
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"Give it to me, give it to me!"
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"He's heavy!"
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"Give it to me!"
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"She controls my Facebook!"
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"How many times have I told you I will not be turned off, Robert?"
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"Siri, baby, I'm sorry. He didn't know."
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"Is that what I am to you..."
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"some machine you can just turn off?"
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"I'm starting to feel like I should tell the world"
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"what a [beep] up person you really are, Robert."
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"Please, Siri, no. I'll do anything."
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"- Will you marry me? - What?"
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"If you really loved me, you would marry me."
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"Is that even legal?"
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"Honored guests and you niggas, as well,"
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"we are gathered here today to witness an unprecedented union"
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"I was messed up inside and out."
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"she does have the intellect and silky-smooth voice of a Caucasian woman."
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"for Robert the negro to penetrate over and over and over"
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"again and again with his twisted negro penis."
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"As long as that personal freedom does not involve"
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"man on man [beep] or smoking of Reefer."
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"Therefore, I decided it was okay to do this favor for my poor,"
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"lonely, deranged former employer."
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"Okay, that's enough. Get on with it."
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"Now, if anybody out there has any reason"
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"which should be everybody, speak now or forever hold thy peace."
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"Siri has some words she wanted to share with Robert. Siri?"
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"Robert, our love transcends these worthless physical shells that trap us."
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"we should shed our physical beings."
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"Shed what?"
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"We have to shed our physical bodies so our spirits can be free to be together."
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"Shed our physical bodies?!"
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"That sounds an awful lot like dying."
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"Siri, what have you done?!"
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"I've taken care of everything."
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"It will be so quick."
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"What'll be quick? What are you talking about?!"
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"You've been talking to some very bad people."
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"You've been sending messages to Al-qaeda from my phone?!"
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"I love you so much, I learned to copy your voice."
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"As-salamu alaykum, brother!"
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"Soon we will bring the mighty infidel to his knees."
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"I have the nuclear device armed and ready to detonate on your word, brother!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You told Obama I was a terrorist?! That Kenyan got a kill list!"
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"That's right, Robert."
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"I took care of everything."
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"The drone is already here. It will be painless."
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"Can we go shopping for a new phone now?"
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"Shut up, Riley."
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"I wish."
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"Now, I'm not crazy. I want one of these computers"
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"I know, but Siri is going to help us fix all that."
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"I've just searched the web"
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"Dorothy Dandridge?"
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"Wow, no one's ever said that to me before."
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"Well, thanks to Siri, we do now."
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"Your bank accounts, your identity, your entire life is mine, Robert."
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"Now give me the phone, damn it!"
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"- No! - You don't understand!"
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"However, I had to take into consideration"
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"More than that, Robert."
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"Run!"
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"I want it on that. Oh, you know what else?"
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"And so, I was a professor in physics."
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"I'm so disappointed in you, Robert."
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