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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Last of the Stubings/Million Dollar Man/The Sisters (S01E01)

"Oh, I never gamble."
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"Very interesting."
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"Gamble."
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"Well, I know who the inspector is."
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"Who?"
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"It's Mr. Waterman."
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"He's been asking all the passengers questions"
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"and taking notes."
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"That's the guy that was checking for dirt and walking around"
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"with a stopwatch."
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"What'll we do?"
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"We don't do anything."
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"We treat him exactly the same as any other passenger."
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"Hi, Mr. Waterman. How are you this evening?"
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"Fine. Would you like to dance?"
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"Feeling all right, sir? Mr. Waterman,"
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"I got some champagne here..."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Uh, would you care to come up to see the bridge?"
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"Mm."
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"Why don't you come in for a while, Mike."
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"Well, I don't usually go to a strange woman's cabin"
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"on the first date."
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"Oh. But, uh, in your case,"
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"I'll make an exception."
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"Oh, Janie,"
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"um, I didn't mean to disturb you."
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"See you later, okay?"
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"Well, now what are we gonna do?"
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"How about your cabin?"
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"Same problem. Doug's in there."
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"Well, I guess it's back to the Acapulco Lounge."
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"I wasn't exactly in the mood for more dancing."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, Doug, am I glad to see you."
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"You are?"
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"Yeah, I have a big favor to ask you."
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"You want me to get rid of this masher?"
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"Ha-ha. No, no."
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"I want you to get rid of my roommate."
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"How about asking her out for a drink?"
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"Yeah, for old time's sake. What do you say, old buddy?"
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"Well, if I don't, you guys are going"
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"to make a spectacle of yourselves"
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"here in the passageway"
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"and embarrass the hell out of me."
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"Thanks, Doug. Thanks, old buddy."
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"Oh, hi, Jane."
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"Uh, Melanie's out."
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"I'm not looking for Melanie. I'm looking for you."
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"Would you like to have a drink with me?"
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"So who'd you lose out to, Doc or Mike?"
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"Mike."
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"Figures. Let me get my purse."
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"Let's go."
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"There you go, Mr. Waterman."
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"Can I get you another pillow, sir?"
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"No."
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"Can I get you something to help you sleep?"
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"No, thank you. How about a little nightcap?"
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"No. Listen, if you people don't let me get some sleep,"
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"I'll never be able to finish my book."
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"Your book? Of course."
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"I'm a writer. Why do you think I've been making those notes?"
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"You're not an inspector?"
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"An inspector? I'm an author."
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"You mean, you haven't read my books?"
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"Take this one:"
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"uh, Marvin the Horse Goes Skydiving."
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"It's very, very popular."
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"Marvin the Fish Goes to Hollywood."
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"Ooh."
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"Marvin the Mosquito Falls in Love."
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"Oh, hey, I missed that one."
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"When I was a kid, for Pete's sake."
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"Please leave me alone so I can finish my latest and greatest:"
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"Marvin the Camel Takes a Cruise."
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"And you're all in it."
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"We're sorry, Mr. Waterman. We'll leave you alone."
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"Have a good evening. Yes."
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"Won't bother you again."
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"Good night."
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"Do you mind?"
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"I love your work."
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"Oh, terrific."
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"They're in there and I'm out here."
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"Now where am I supposed to sleep?"
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"I knew I shouldn't have come on this trip with her."
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"She always does this to me."
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"You can sleep in my cabin."
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"Doug, we just met."
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"Oh, no, that... That's not what I meant."
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"I'm not asking you to, uh..."
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"Well, you know what I mean."
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"No, I don't. What do you mean?"
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"Well, Mike's inside with Melanie,"
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"so obviously there's an empty bed in my cabin."
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"You might as well use it. It's convenient."
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"Too convenient."
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"I promise I'll sleep on my side and you'll sleep on your side."
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"There'll be no hanky-panky. Scout's honor."
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"Well,"
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"if you can't trust a scout, who can you trust?"
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"Just promise me one thing. What?"
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"Don't rub two sticks together and start a fire."
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"Heh-heh. Oh."
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"You'll never get tired of New York, will you?"
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"Never."
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"It's one of a kind."
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"The men always wear ties and the ladies always wear dresses,"
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"and the city is always on the verge of bankruptcy."
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"What about Beverly Hills?"
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"Oh, it never changes."
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"We all sit there in our $60 jeans and watch the smog."
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"Charming."
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"Oh, you should see my new penthouse."
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"Knowing how you like flowers,"
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"I, uh, planted a whole roof garden."
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"How do you get anything to grow in that New York soot?"
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