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Clips from Superstore - Integrity Award (S02E02)

"Wait, is this your childhood bedroom?"
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"Yeah, take in all the glory."
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"So this is where it all began for young Amelia."
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"Lets see here."
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"Oh, not one, but two, three..."
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"six pictures of Scott Wolf."
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"Yeah, I was part of the Wolf Pack."
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"Hey, is this... Is this "Rent"?"
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"I never pictured you as a... a theater nerd."
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"I was one too."
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"Yeah, that's exactly how I pictured you."
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"Oh! And I was on the debate team as well."
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"I feel like if we went to school together, we would've been friends."
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"Um, I'd like to think not, but, yeah, probably."
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"This was not just a crush..."
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"there's a darkness here."
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"Okay."
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"I think it's, like, the longest thing I've ever written."
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"That word's nuts."
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"Yeah, well, I... I think we're getting there."
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"But I still think we need, like, a big story here."
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"Like, what is my dog-in-the-snow?"
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"Oh, remember that one time"
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"that you stopped that shopping cart"
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"Yeah, like that,"
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"but what if aisle six was a baby,"
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"and the shopping cart was, like, an axe murderer?"
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"So you want me to lie to get you an Integrity Award?"
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"What I'm hearing is that you want you to lie"
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"to get me an Integrity Award."
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"But the worst part about the chanclas"
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"is if you duck the first one..."
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"There's another one."
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"Exactly."
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"Right."
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"Hon,"
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"would you like two or three tamales?"
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"What the hell are you doing with my daughter?"
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"- Whoa, whoa. - I'll kill you."
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"No, no, no, no, no, sir. No, not... it's not..."
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"I'm kidding. Look at him freaking out."
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"It's still hilarious, Dad."
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"Your cousins are downstairs."
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"Steven's girlfriend is very loud."
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"I told you."
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"I'm going to the store to get some ice."
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"No, Dad, we don't need ice. We need you to pack your stuff."
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"This is never gonna get done."
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"I'm so sick of having to do everything for them."
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"Then don't."
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"- Come on. - No, I-I-I mean it."
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"What... what would happen if you just left right now?"
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"Then I would be the one who had to deal with the consequences."
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"who decided to deal with the consequences,"
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"instead of just letting them deal with it."
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"I'm just saying, it's not your responsibility"
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"to make sure that everything goes well for everybody else."
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"Yeah."
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"You're right."
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"They're grownups. They'll figure it out."
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"Okay. Great, let's get out of here."
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"Oh, like tha... Oh, like, out that way?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm not dealing with my cousins."
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"It's like non-stop Dr. Evil impressions."
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"There's only one left, and I have to do my whole house."
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"Oh... One's all you need for a house."
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"Three of them would fill a Scottrade Center."
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"You really schlonged me with this whole dog scam."
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"But since I'm a man of..."
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"Integrity, I'm gonna let it slide."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"You You You don't even care about this award."
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"One time I do a good deed, I'd like a little recognition."
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"I like plaques. I got walls."
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"- Are you crying? - Yeah! I got feelings, too,"
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"although not such strong feelings"
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"that I should be crying. That's weird."
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"Okay, this is our store today."
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"Here's where I'd like to see it in three months."
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"Fresh coat of paint, advanced security system."
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"You can tell Jeff whatever they have at the Tel Aviv airport will be fine."
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"Now here's where I'd like to see it in three years."
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"Enough! I'm not your slave, okay?"
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"Uh, I mean, Jeff's not."
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"Jeff's... Jeff's not gonna do any of those."
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"What is going on?"
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"Oh, that's not great."
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"♪ In daylight, in sunsets ♪"
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"♪ In midnights, in cups of coffee ♪"
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"- ♪ In inches, in miles ♪ - ♪ In inches, in smiles ♪"
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"I feel sick. I feel sick."
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"Yeah, as boys, we're told to keep our feelings inside."
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"But this is good."
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"I'm crying, you're crying."
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"And..."
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"And my nose is bleeding, and your nose is bleeding."
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"What? Oh."
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"This is a Code Orange toxic event."
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"Everyone evacuate the building."
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"♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪"
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"Whoa, what is going on?"
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"I don't know, but looks like kind of a mess."
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"You know, they're adults."
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"You know, we never did get lunch."
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"Gotta eat."
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"We have a..."
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"Yeah."
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"So some moron decided to set off"
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"ten industrial-sized bug bombs in your break room."
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"Oh, I'm sure he was just trying to help."
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"Hey, so, uh, early dinner tonight?"
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"- What are you doing? - Huh? Oh, it's fine."
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"I... I came clean."
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"I mean, the secret was just inflaming my ulcer."
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"- And they're okay with it? - Yeah, it's fine."
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"It's... it's basically fine."
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"You need to transfer to a different store."
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"Transfer?"
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"Oh."
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"Why can't I just have a car?"
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