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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"after I tried to use it to dry my shoes..."
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"but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy."
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"And when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God-"
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"Literally."
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"I had made a grilled "Cheesus.""
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"- I'm so hungry. - I'm not the most religious guy-"
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"I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco-"
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"but this was different..."
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"so I decided to see what it felt like to, you know, pray."
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"Dear Grilled Cheesus..."
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"first of all, you're super delicious."
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"Please, Grilled Cheesus-"
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"please let us win our first football game."
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"It would mean so much to Artie, and I think you kind of owe it to him."
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"I mean, you did sort of screw him in the leg department."
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"And in return, Cheesy Lord..."
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"I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee Club."
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"Thank you, Grilled Cheesus."
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"- Hey, Dad. - Hey, that's my boy."
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"You forgot your breakfast."
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"Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide."
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"- What is this? - It's an egg white wrap on a sprouted wheat tortilla..."
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"half a grapefruit and a green drink."
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"- Where's my usual breakfast? - A Coke and two Slim Jims?"
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"- Yeah. Breakfast of champions. - Dad, you are not a kid anymore."
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"You have to start taking care of yourself."
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"I guess with enough hot sauce, this will be all right."
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"- Thanks. - Yeah."
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"Hey, don't forget, Friday night dinner is 6:00 instead of 7:00 this week."
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"Carole and Finn are coming over..."
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"and she has to work the night shift."
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"I can't do this Friday."
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"Uh, sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater."
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"It's a once-a-year event."
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"Last week you had to camp out early..."
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"so you could be first in line for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs."
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"Season six, Dad."
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"Those Friday night dinners are a ritual in our family-"
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"one your mom started."
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"I know, but I'm a teenager."
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"Friday nights are kind of important to me."
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"Why are you making me feel guilty about this?"
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"I, of all people, know how important the relationship is between you and Carole."
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"Those dinners are more than important. They're sacred."
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"The whole point of having something sacred..."
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"is that it takes precedence over anything else you got going on."
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"Sing-along Sound of Music is sacred to me."
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"What, you think I don't know that?"
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"Wasn't I the one who bought you that Maria bonnet when you were six?"
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"- The point is- - Enough with the bonnet."
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"If you start giving up stuff like Friday night dinners..."
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"then you got nothing to hold onto."
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"Okay, let's face it, Kurt- If we don't schedule it, then we don't hang out."
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"If we don't hang out, then our lives just go right by each other."
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"And we don't share very much."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm not missing something that I look forward to all year..."
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"just for another dinner."
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"Maybe we could do it Thursday or something."
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"I got to tell you, Kurt."
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"I'm real disappointed in you."
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"Mr. Schue?"
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"I have something to say."
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"Something happened to me..."
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"and I can't really get into it, but it's shaken me to my core."
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"- Oh, my God, he's coming out. - Why, yes."
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"There is a man who's sort of recently come into my life..."
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"and that man is Jesus Christ."
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"That's way worse."
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"And I know there's others in here who dig him too."
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"And so I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him in music."
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"You know, pay tribute to Jesus."
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"Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus, I'd go to church."
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"And the reason I don't go to church..."
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"is because most churches don't think very much of gay people."
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"Or women. Or science."
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"I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here."
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"I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I turned to God a lot for help."
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"I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks."
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"Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby?"
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"Whenever I pray, I fall asleep."
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"Well, guys, maybe our song selections don't have to be about Jesus."
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"We could do songs about spirituality."
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"- You got a problem with Jesus? - Oh, I got no problem with the guy."
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"I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Hebe."
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"What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everybody else's style..."
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"'cause it seems to me that true spirituality-"
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"or whatever you want to call it-"
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"is about enjoying the life that you've been given."
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"- I see God every time I make out with a new chick. - Okay, okay."
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"That doesn't make any sense. In fact, it's stupid."
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"Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid?"
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"At this time I'd like to continue my streak..."
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"of doing only songs by Jewish artists."
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"- Hit it."
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"- Hit it."
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"# Come on, Virginia, don't let me wait #"
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"# You Catholic girls start much too late #"
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"# Oh, but sooner or later It comes down to fate #"
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"# I might as well be the one #"
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"# Well, they showed you a statue Told you to pray #"
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"# They built you a temple and locked you away #"
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"# Oh, but they never told you the price that you pay #"
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"# For things that you might have done #"
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"# Only the good die young #"
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"# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Whoa, whoa, oh #"
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"# You got a nice white dress #"
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"# And a party on your confirmation #"
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"# Mmm, and a cross of gold #"
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"# Come on, come on Come on Virginia, don't let me wait #"
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"# You Catholic girls start much too late #"
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"# Sooner or later it comes down to fate #"
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"# I might as well be the one #"
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"# You know that only the good die young #"
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"# Tell ya, baby ##"
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"Well, according to this, I've still got two left..."
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"but let me check, 'cause I don't trust the guy who does my inventory."
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"- Who's that? - Me."
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"Hey, you okay, man?"
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"Yeah. Just a little indigestion, you know?"
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"Don't buy salami at the gas station."
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