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Clips from #BlackAF (2020) - because of slavery too (S01E01)

"[Kenya] Yeah, Mr. Seamus, I think that sounds like a fair price. Um..."
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"I'll bring it down to you next week. Thank you, sir. Shalom."
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"[sighs] So, that's it."
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"Of gold? Shocking, Dad."
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"You act like you were trying to sell"
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"a limited edition Beanie Baby or something."
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"No, I act like I was trying to sell a gold chain."
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"Okay, guys. Come on, we're gonna be late!"
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"She's either still sleeping or she's still sleeping."
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"-That's a gray area. -Doesn't sound gray."
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"Come on, Kam, put your other shoe on, please."
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"Yo, keep it real."
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"Do you sometimes feel like the mom?"
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"No more than I feel like the dad."
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"Whoa."
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"-Was not exp-- Wow. -I'm kidding."
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"You're great, Dad."
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"And to answer your question, no, I don't feel like the parent."
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"I feel like the daughter."
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"The remarkably responsible,"
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"put-upon, lost-youth-having daughter."
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"But it's cool, yeah!"
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"which hopefully isn't a sad, childless doormat."
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"Just so we're clear,"
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"your mom's worse than I am, though, right?"
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"You got that from everything I just said."
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"So yes, I'm hearing. Thank you. Cool."
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"[Drea] Come on, Kam! Put your other shoe on."
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"I might wanna hold off putting this other shoe on."
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"They're probably gonna cancel school today."
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"A teacher fell out of a window, y'all!"
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"Oh, yeah? Who?"
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"Um... Miss... Miss Lady!"
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"This kid's got a real problem. Like, a real one."
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"Lying about teachers getting defenestrated?"
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"He's broken."
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"Oh, my God, I've never even met her. Do you think she's gonna be okay?"
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"No, she fell out of a window."
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"-And she's not a real person. -[Kenya] And there's that."
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"You guys need to stop messing around. I'm trying to get you to school on time."
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"[snickers] Doesn't seem like you're doing a great job."
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"You know, instead of doing your normal 30-minute eyelash install,"
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"you're more than welcome to help out, princess."
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"How about you run a brush through your hair before you try and come for me?"
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"The whole not-trying look only works if you're actually trying."
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"-I brush my hair. Thank you. -Oh, who would've thought?"
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"I think we can all agree, neither one of you are great. Like, at all."
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"What is happening?"
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"A teacher is dead."
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"A life has been lost."
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"Why am I the only one who cares about this?"
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"I think "Miss Lady" is gonna pull through. Okay? She's going to be fine."
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"Chlo, if you could take Izzy to Cedar Canyon,"
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"and if you could drop the boys off to Marlboro, that would be great."
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"I mean, this is simple stuff, so..."
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"Then take them to the school they go to. Dude, this is why your crew's so small."
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"Drake said, "No new friends," right?"
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"Drake can say that because he's got friends!"
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"[Drea] Why are-- Why are you like that, Dad?"
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"Like what? Dude, Drake has friends. He's got Migos,"
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"The dude he sits with at the Toronto games."
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"-[Drea] Okay... -Groupies!"
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"-And his Mom! He loves his mom. -I've got friends. I've got--"
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"All-- All on top of each other, okay? National Society friends."
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"-[Drea] I'm not gonna die alone, okay? -[Kenya] Whoa, oh, oh, oh."
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"Whoo. [sing-songy] Who wants breakfast?"
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"We all did, like, 45 minutes ago."
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"[Kenya] Of course I do."
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"-He thinks we go to school with all girls. -[Kenya] Why would I think that?"
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"That's not true. I know where you go to school, bud."
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"he's just really tired. He had a really long night last night."
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"-Hey, thank you. -[Joya] Yeah."
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"a little after-party at Eddie Murphy's house with bowling--"
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"I mean, it takes it out of a man!"
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"[baby-talking] He's ti-wahd today."
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"-Wait, you went bowling? -No, I didn't go bowling."
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"-You've never taken us bowling. -Or to a Lakers' game."
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"He took us to that Clippers' game once. It was cool."
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"-Right? -Yeah."
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"It was not cool. Like, at all."
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"It was Chris Kaman bobblehead night during the Donald Sterling era."
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"Yeah, and I'm not even sure the starters came out"
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"after Coolio performed at half-time."
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"I'm not at those games having fun, dude."
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"I'm there, like, building relationships, making capital and currency out of people."
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"Wow."
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"I had a lunch with Jeffrey Katzenberg because I went to that game."
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"You think if I'm at that game with you guys,"
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"Jeffrey Katzenberg comes up and says anything to me?"
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"talking to his beautiful black family!""
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"All of a sudden, there's no lunch with Jeffrey Katzenberg,"
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"then we live in Van Nuys."
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"-Is that what you want? -[Joya groans]"
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"Van Nuys."
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"-I can't live in Van Nuys. -No one can."
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"I can't believe you're just gonna sit on that Jeffrey Katzenberg defense."
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"-I'm not-- -You really are a sociopath."
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"I had six children with a sociopath."
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"I had six children with a woman who'd have six children with a sociopath."
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"-What does that make me? I'm the victim! -Yeah, that makes you a sociopath."
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"-[Kenya] No, I'm the victim here! -[Joya] Are you?"
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"-Oh, it's 'cause of me? -It's not them,"
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"'cause you always wanna dance hard and get on the camera."
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"-Why are you jealous"
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"-'cause I get on the camera? -[Drea] Guys, guys."
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"[Chloe] Yeah, Mom and Dad fight a lot,"
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"Honestly, I'm already scared."
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"You know, that Van Nuys thing really shook me."
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"-So it's kind of on you, to be honest. -[Joya] It is on me, you're right."
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"I should have gotten out a long time ago."
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"-I love you so much, don't leave me! -I won't."
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"-All right. -[both laughing]"
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"Okay. All right, guys, come on. We're gonna be late."
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"Um..."
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"You have a game today, correct?"
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"I mean, of course you have a game today. What time is your game?"
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"We have a calendar for your game, I know when games are. What time is it?"
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"Same time it's been last eight weeks when you've gotten there and said,"
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""I thought it was at four.""
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"-So it's not at four? -Well, you know I won't miss it."
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