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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - My Furry Valentine (S03E03)

"How are we supposed to share you, you stinky little sex champ?"
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"Guys, relax. I can do you both"
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"Now, who should I flop my dick around on to dry it off?"
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"-Me, bro, me! -No, me, Jay, me!"
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"Mmm, looks like it's just gonna be the three of us for dinner tonight."
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"-Did you make your mother a card? -I'm on it."
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"Nick, your family has no boundaries!"
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"Guys, can we just tone it down this year for Valentine's Day?"
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"Tone it down?"
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"Nicky, Valentine's Day, it's wonderful-- It's-- It's--"
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"-♪ It's a day of hugs and snuggles ♪"
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"♪ A time to spread your loving seeds ♪"
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"♪ It's a rolling, growing pink snowball ♪"
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"♪ Of stress that no one needs ♪"
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"♪ Of deviant pagan kicks ♪"
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"♪ It's a big fat middle finger ♪"
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"♪ To those who are all alone ♪"
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"♪ Whether sick or tired or uninspired ♪"
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"♪ I gotta make it through your day ♪"
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"♪ ...a girl hormone monster mean? ♪"
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"♪ How long can I be a fuck machine? ♪"
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"-♪ I'll be cool, and she'll be droolin' ♪ -♪ Why is there never anyone for me? ♪"
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"Andrew, and I don't mean this as a compliment,"
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"you look like a lesbian newsie."
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"-Say what? You mean my Kangol hizzie? -Oh, the hats."
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"Why with the hats?"
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"Guys, I happen to be playing it cool for Valentine's Day."
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"Oh, no, I know what you're going for, it's just the hat's awful."
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"-I disagree, Red. -Red?"
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"This proper topper may not lift your skirt,"
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"I can already see the endgame."
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"But, uh, this award really belongs to..."
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"Andrew Glouberman, my lover, my manager,"
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"and he's the cool cat with the Kangol hat!"
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"but I still choose Andrew. He's the one."
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"But she is correct. I did this. I did this myself."
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"You are a real nightmare."
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"It's the hat. He builds the character out from the hat."
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"Jesus!"
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"I told you I wanted something devastating this year."
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"I want you to surprise me with something"
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"that shows everyone I'm the most special girl in the world,"
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"obviously."
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"It's Valentine's Day at Bridgeton Middle."
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"Who's your valentine?"
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"With me now is Lump Humpman."
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"My mom says my attitude is what's ugly."
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"Me and Gina are co-hosting a Valentine's Day fiesta"
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"tonight at my mom's condo."
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"For the record, it's not my party."
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"You see, my mom is having a conjugal visit"
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"She's, like, ultimately, very relentless."
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"-Not my party. -Also!"
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"It's a food drive for special girls whose moms left grocery money,"
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"-but they spent it all at Sephora! -She bought eight different perfumes."
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"You can't come because you were a little dick"
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"to my chica, Gina."
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"-Hello. -Ugh. Hello, Nick."
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"But I will leave the back door unlocked"
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"because, like, at the end of the day, I love drama."
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"-Good to know. -Also, I'm, like, starving!"
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"Squirt, squirt! Step into it. Chomp, chomp!"
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"You look like-- Well, you look like my dad, actually."
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"-Anyway, I made this valentine for you. -Ah, that's sweet."
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"-Don't ever let this town change you. -Okay."
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"Well, anyway, in this valentine is actually a homemade tissue paper collage"
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"of St. Valentine secretly marrying a couple--"
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"I don't know, looks like you threw something on the floor."
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"Oh, you know what it means, Mama Leone."
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"If that's movin' up, then I am most definitely"
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"a-movin' out."
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"-What? She made one for everyone? -Here you go."
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"There's a poem inside written by Charles, Duke of Orléans, to his wife."
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"Holy smokes! The first known valentine!"
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"Composed in 1415!"
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"Oh, no! She's laughing at his joke! Quick!"
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"Jump up and touch the doorjamb! Show her your physical prowess!"
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"-Ow, fuck! My coccyx! -Slink out!"
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"-Slink out of the room! -I'm fine!"
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"Oh, I hope this doesn't jam my stool."
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"-So what do I do here, just-- -Are we starting?"
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"-...just clip this to my fucking fur?"
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"-I got my period-- -Oof."
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"Then I got cramps that were truly like a hate crime."
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"-Mm-hmm. -Then I threw a yogurt at my mother."
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"It was beautiful!"
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"Tell him what happened, baby."
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"-I mean, I don't feel like that story... -Come on!"
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"...casts me in the best light."
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""You like that color, Shannon? Yogurt-on-the-wall color?""
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"-You're crazy, girl! -You're crazy!"
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"I just don't think a boy should have a lady hormone monster."
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"I mean, what does that even say about me?"
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"Connie can give you that female point of view."
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"-Huh. I never thought about that. -I wish I had a lady hormone monster."
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"Maybe she could help me get a Valentine's date with the ghost of Whitney Houston!"
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"-Oh, you're into Whitney? -Absolutely."
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"But she's in love with the ghost of Nina Simone."
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"-♪ Valentine's Day ♪"
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"♪ A game of musical chairs ♪"
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"So, you know, Howie Long story Martin Short,"
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"they fired me from the school,"
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"and now I'm "Walgreens Greeter Coach Steve.""
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"Not to brag, but I've never been closer to suicide."
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"Did you say "tiny bow ties" or "24-pack of Arizona Iced Tea"?"
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"- I love you. -I love you, too! Who-- Who said that?"
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"- Be mine. -Oh, a beautiful red thing."
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"Of course I'll be yours, always and forever."
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"Happy Valentine's Day from Walgreens."
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"And by "my boys," I mean my eyebrows."
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"Hey, boys! I met the woman of my dreams!"
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"Okay, I know how you like people to think you're pretty but also nice--"
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"- You got me a used dog?"
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"I am the wrong kind of devastated!"
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"I think I'm allergic to my Kangol hat."
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"-It must have colophony in it. -What's that now?"
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"It's a fabric adhesive. I'm acutely allergic to it."
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"-I break out in dermatitis. -Hey, guys!"
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"Do you losers wanna play your shit music at my lit Valentine's party?"
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"-A hundred percent. -Sorry, Andrew. The show must go on."
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