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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Presidential Suite (S06E06)

"I don't know if you've thought about wedding favors,"
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"but might I suggest mouse pads,"
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"I got thousands downstairs."
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"- Let me get you some samples. - Wonderful."
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"You don't have to say anything."
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"Anyway, I thought it would be festive"
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"if I got you a little pre-wedding gift."
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"- What? - Mhmm."
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"- before this afternoon's shoot. - Do I get pampered?"
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"No, you get to drive him to the spa"
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"where he will indulge in a relaxing"
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"five minute scalp massage"
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"followed by some light sun."
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"to art direct this situation"
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"'cause clearly Ray wouldn't know my aesthetic"
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"if it ran him over. I'm sorry, did you say sun?"
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"Yeah, like a, a kiss on the cheeks,"
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"Okay, well, thanks for the gift, David,"
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"Actually sounds less like a gift and more like a chore."
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"Okay, I am doing you a favour."
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"- Oh. - Okay."
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"- Ooh, uh. - Okay."
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"Yeah, see, side by side my Mediterranean complexion"
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"makes you look a little anemic"
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"so the spray will just even it out."
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"Okay, it's not that... bad."
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"Okay, well, the lighting is not good so. I mean..."
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"here is a sample mouse pad that Jocelyn made"
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"for the computer lab at school."
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"The Under the Sea theme is only available during winter months."
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"My God, Ted, what are you doing here?"
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"I wanted to surprise you."
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"- Hmm. - Hm."
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"Hi, uh sorry there were limited options"
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""Have a great flight", so sweet."
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"You're here in the flesh."
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"Hm, I missed you so much."
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"Um, who's babysitting the turtles?"
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"Well, I am a part of a team of 30"
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"so they let me take the long weekend off."
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"Yeah, I know, I was supposed to get here yesterday morning"
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"but my first connecting flight was delayed"
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"and then I got food poisoning from some bad milk"
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"on my second connecting flight."
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"Ew Ted, they made you drink milk on the airplane?"
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"No I actually ordered it, and in my defense,"
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"they were serving cookies, so."
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"Okay, so um, how long do we actually have then?"
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"Just today."
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"Oh my God."
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"Okay. Then enough about the milk thing"
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"even though I have like 50 more questions about it."
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"Yeah, yeah, no need to milk it."
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"Ooh, we definitely don't have time for that."
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"No I just, I just wanna be with you and catch up and talk."
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"so maybe we can just like be with each other right now,"
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"and then later if we feel like it we can talk."
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"- Yeah, but I... - You're not still sick,"
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"- are you? - No I just."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Okay, we can do this first."
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"Boy, I look at this place, untouched from the 60s."
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"These motels were a gold mine, Roland,"
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"And bleach, lots of bleach."
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"that would kill for this level of authenticity."
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"I'm thinking of turning this place"
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"into the... Presidential Suite"
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"and charging a premium for it."
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"I'm reminded John of Shanghai"
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"and our Party Secretary Suite"
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"with its own aquarium,"
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"I'd lay in a claw foot tub watching the orcas."
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"- Joc. - And we're back."
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"You know that staycation we've been talking about?"
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"Why don't we just do that here?"
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"but uh, that just can't happen."
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"As a new business owner it's dangerous"
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"to treat your assets as personal possessions."
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"That's my John."
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"At Rose Video, he made me purchase the Blu-ray"
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"of my gritty feminist police drama, "Miranda Rights"."
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"I rented that three times."
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"Miranda is so sassy when she went undercover"
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"for that wet T-shirt contest."
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"Hey, the sooner we get this place guest ready,"
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"Bob's been charging us a fortune to babysit."
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"Speaking of which, we should get going."
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"Bob has his first cry therapy session tonight."
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"Okay."
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"Ah, I know, the room looks pretty good, huh?"
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"No I'm, I'm talking about the way you and I,"
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"so that we could keep this suite to ourselves."
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"No that's not what I was doing, Moira."
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"to keep the bar set very high for Roland."
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"they couldn't stay here."
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"Oh, be careful, John,"
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"lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights"
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"Are you sure this is what you want, David?"
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"This looks like someone put a tarp over"
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"their living room furniture."
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"Yeah, I'm going for an English estate in the off-season."
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"Okay, it's just uh,"
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"do you really want these photos to say"
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"my relationship is an old estate in the off-season?"
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"I think a Ferris wheel would look so cute on a mouse pad."
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"I don't think we're gonna do the mouse pads."
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"- Oh hi. - Hi."
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"Why do you look..."
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"Oh, I got a spray tan."
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"Patrick gave you his appointment, didn't he?"
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"No, I just put mine on your credit card."
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"Okay, well that's fraud and you're a criminal"
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"so where even is my life partner?"
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"He's coming."
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"I think he spent maybe a second too long in there."
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"Are you happy now, David? Is this what you wanted?"
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"- You look... - I look like a cheese puff."
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"Um what, uh, what ha, what happened?"
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"Did they use the Allez Vous bronzer on you?"
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"I don't know, David, they asked me what I wanted,"
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