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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend (S01E01)

"What gorilla?"
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"The gorilla got me pinned by the neck against the tree."
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"Gilligan, a palm leaf has you by the neck."
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"He was here. He's big and black and fierce."
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"[growls]"
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"Stop that."
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"First, you see gorillas in your sleep, now in the daytime."
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"What you need is a psychiatrist."
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"I bet if I see one, he has long, hairy arms."
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"- Wai-Wait for me. - Gilligan!"
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"Can't even pick coconuts."
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"We've searched the hut three times, and it's still missing."
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"We'll be glad to help you look for it."
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"That is not the point."
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"Mrs. Howell's diamond brooch has been missing."
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"How could that disappear?"
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"The brooch is not where Mrs. Howell put it."
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"It is not in our hut. Now, do I make myself clear?"
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"Are you suggesting one of us took it?"
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"I'm not suggesting anything like that."
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"However, that might not be such a bad suggestion."
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"Mr. Howell, we don't have to listen to such an accusation."
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"And that goes for me too."
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"I'm surprised at you, Mr. Howell."
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"None proclaim their innocence so loudly as the guilty."
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"I don't know if that fits, but it's from a movie I was in."
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"I'm sure I didn't take it, I'm even sure the others didn't."
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"Well, the fact is, Gilligan, the brooch is still missing."
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"Maybe Mrs. Howell lost it."
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"No, no. She's absolutely sure she put it on the nightstand."
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"She's 100% positive, she's 100% absolutely certain."
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"However, maybe she made a mistake."
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"Then, in that case, I better apologize."
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"- Should I go tell 'em? - I'll do better than that."
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"I'll make an offer of a reward to anyone who finds it."
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"- A reward? - That's right."
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"- Ten thousand dollars. - Ten thousand dollars! Oh!"
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"Maybe I should have made it five. Oh, it's deductible."
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"I'll never talk to him as long as I live."
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"He said he was sorry."
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"Just because he's rich doesn't mean he can push people around."
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"- He apologized. - So what? He apologized."
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"Not only that, he offered a reward"
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"if anyone finds the diamond. Ten thousand dollars."
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"Ten thousand dollar reward?"
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"Well, of course, little buddy, what kind of a man will I be"
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"if I didn't accept his apology?"
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"[foot crushing]"
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"Ow!"
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"- Apologized? Here's turtle egg. - It makes my blood boil."
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"- Him accusing us is beyond me. - He said he was sorry."
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"- It's too late to be sorry. - This is one of those times."
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"Nothing he could say could make me forgive him."
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"If you wanna associate with him, Gilligan, it's your business"
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"but leave us out of it."
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"I won't tell you about the reward. Ten thousand dollars."
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"(all) Ten thousand dollars?"
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"[exclaims] There it is."
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"Oh! Why does coral have to gleam like that?"
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"They went to the spring before they went to bed"
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"they would have to come this way."
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"I hope we find it. 'Cause if we do, when rescued"
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"we can get a new car, 60-foot yacht and build a new marina."
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"Gilligan, $10,000 wouldn't be a down payment for those things."
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"- Oh? Let's not look for it. - Oh, come here."
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"Ten thousand dollars will help us pay for a new boat for us."
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"- Yeah. - Start looking."
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"I'll tell you one thing, Skipper."
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"I don't care how much the reward was I wouldn't be out here alone"
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"with that gorilla... on the loose."
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"Skipper! Skipper! Ski.."
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"What's the matter, Gilligan? Did another banana leaf attack you?"
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"I know you don't believe me, but there was a gorilla."
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"Oh! Stop that talk. Come on."
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"Gilligan, there's not a gorilla within 5,000 miles of here."
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"Now, let's look for that diamond."
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"They had to take one of these paths. I'll take this one."
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"You take that one. I'll meet you at the spring."
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"- Oh, no, Skipper. Ski-- - Now, Gilligan."
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"Keep thinking of that $10,000 reward. Start looking."
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"I thought you're gonna take the other path."
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"Don't play tricks on me."
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"Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Skip--"
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"What is it? Did you find the diamond?"
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"No. No. But I saw--"
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"You're not gonna tell me about that gorilla again?"
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"Okay, I won't tell you, but something frightened me."
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"Well, what was it?"
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"Was about this tall, has long, hairy arms"
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"and walks like this, weighs 250 pounds. Maybe it's a bird."
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"A-a-a b-b-bird? It sounds like a gorilla."
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"A gorilla?"
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"They've searched every place and can't find it."
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"But after some of the things I said this morning"
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"whoever found it might find it embarrassing to return."
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"Now, here's the plan."
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"I'm gonna turn out both torches, you understand."
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"And whoever has the diamond can leave it on the table"
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"and no questions will be asked."
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"Oh, Thurston, you're so clever about these things."
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"I'm sure if you'd been a detective"
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"you'd have caught the fugitive by now."
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"Yes, I agree."
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"Now, Lovey, when I tell you, you turn out the torch, alright?"
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"Oh, I know that you're all very tired"
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"I appreciate your searching, but I have a little plan."
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"Now, here we have a $10,000 reward."
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"We're gonna turn out torches whoever finds the diamond"
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"has found it can leave it on the table"
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"and take the money, no questions asked."
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"If we haven't got it, we haven't got it."
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"Well, after those foolish things I said this morning"
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"I feel someone might be a little embarrassed about returning it."
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"Ah, ready?"
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"Okay, Lovey."
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"(Lovey) 'Stop that. What are you doing?'"
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"[Lovey screaming]"
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"Lovey!"
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"[screaming continues]"
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"Where's Lovey?"
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