Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - Trouble, My Lovely/The Common Man (S01E01)

"I, uh-- I'll help you."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"No wonder Sam Spade's suits were always rumpled."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Uh, Mr.-- Mr. Roarke?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Mr. Stouton. Please forgive me."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I was-- Sit down. Sit down. Thank you."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"May we offer you something to drink? No, no. Thank you."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"All right. Um, I've been giving a lot of thought..."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"to that dear, gracious lady-- your mother-in-law."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"- You mean about the birthday? - You wanted a party."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"But I thought we ought to do something different to celebrate the occasion."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Well, that depends. Mumsy doesn't always like things to be different."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I'd be willing to bet one kind of birthday party she's never had--"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"this time of year in New Jersey, you know-- is a picnic."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Oh, for heaven's sake. She loves picnics."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"There, you see?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Then we must prepare a very special picnic for her."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Um, what else does, uh, dear Mumsy like?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Well, she's very sentimental. She likes old-fashioned things--"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"mushy songs, Irish tenors, pickled eggs."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Good, good. Let's see if we can work out something really nice--"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"old-fashioned, sentimental."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Speaking about old-fashioneds, she's not much of a drinker,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"but there's a certain kind of punch she likes..."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"with a bit of a-- a stick in it, you know?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"You're really quite fond of the old lady, aren't you?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"No, but my wife is,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"and I'm very fond of my wife."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Chattering, Muffled ] ♪ [ Piano ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"of Arthur Hemmings's club."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"It looked like one of those second-rate roadhouse joints you find back East."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Oh, come on, Fitzy. Hey. Come on."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I'm just fine. You've had too much to drink."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I'm gonna take you home. I can drive myself home, Fitz. [ Laughing ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Peggy, give me the keys. No."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Peggy, please. Arthur told me to drive you home."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"- He's worried about you. - Of course he is. He's in love with me."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Bye-bye, Fitzy."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Narrating ] For a girl who's supposed to be being blackmailed by Arthur Hemmings,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"she certainly spoke well of him."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Roarke ] Going inside, Mr. Scheckter?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Oh. Mr. Roarke. I didn't hear you come up."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"If you're gonna go inside, you'd better be packing a gat."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Huh? A piece."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"A rod. You know, a roscoe."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"A .38 special."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I'm afraid the danger my friend portrays is quite real, Mr. Scheckter."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"That's why we've come. The situation you're involved in..."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"has gone beyond the point I first, uh, anticipated--"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Rest assured, we are prepared to refund the price of your fantasy,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"in full, of course."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"It-It's really that dangerous?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"If I'm gonna give back money, it's got to be dangerous."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"But this is my big case,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"the one I've dreamed about all my life."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Well, if it is, then I will have gone out in style."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I'm staying, Mr. Roarke."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"So be it, but remember, from this point on,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"there is nothing I can do to help you-- nothing."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"You are totally on your own."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I think I've just about got this baby wrapped up anyway. [ Sniffles ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Horn Honks ] [ Tires Squealing ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Sighs ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Something wrong, Tattoo?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Yeah. I was beginning to like him."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"♪ [ Piano ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Have you seen Arthur? Try the office, honey."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Chattering ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Arthur?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Arthur."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Grunts ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Oh, my gosh."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Arthur Hemmings. He's dead."
Fantasy Island (1977)
""Mortimer Foxxe."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"$17,000"?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Stanley Narrating ] It was 4:00 a.m., and I knew now..."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"why Mr. Roarke had tried to warn me last night."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"- The big, hard-looking cop was Fallon-- Sergeant Gus Fallon. - [ Indistinct, Muffled ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"They weren't buying my story about somebody sapping me,"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"but I wasn't gonna tell them about the marker I found signed by Mortimer Foxxe."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I never even saw the man before yesterday."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Who says a hired killer has to be friends with his target?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Draper, you keep this jackass away from me, or I will kill somebody-- him!"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Exclaiming ] All right, all right, all right."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Okay, Lieutenant. I'll come downtown and talk it over--"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"everything except who hired me."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Now, that's confidential."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Are those really necessary? Put 'em away, Gus, huh?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"If I saw him, you think I'd have let him hit me?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Maybe he followed you in. No. I'd have heard the tongue of the door lock click..."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"if anybody opened it."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"but I got a personal stake in this now."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I find anything, you're the first cop I call."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"1-Alpha-7. We got a fugitive."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Male Caucasian, 145 pounds, short."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"♪ [ Old-timey ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Oh, Fred, this is just wonderful."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"You even remembered to have them put a stick in Mumsy's punch."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I've never had a picnic on my birthday before."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"You see? Everything's gonna be fine."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Ooh, look. Pickled eggs."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"My sister Thelma always had a picnic for her birthday."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Nobody ever does anything nice for me."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Monsieur, you have created a magnificent outing."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Thank you. Thank you very much."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"A little more punch, Mumsy?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Here you go, Mumsy. Well, that's more like it."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Uh-oh. I bet they forgot to fix Mumsy's punch."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Whimpering ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Go away. Go away."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Exhales ] Oh! Isn't it wonderful?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Whimpers ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Yeah, I guess so."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Not what I'd call entertainment though."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Chatters ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"[ Chattering ]"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"All right, all right."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"Having difficulty, Tattoo?"
Fantasy Island (1977)
"No trouble. No trouble."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"They tell me Chester is very good."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"He beats almost everyone."
Fantasy Island (1977)
Show more clips